Here's the next instalment. Please enjoy! :)

Harry Potter is exhausted

Harry Potter-Dead exhausted.

Ron Weasley-From what, Harry? You've not even done anything today.

Quinn Fabray-It's not what tired him out, Ron, it's who tired him out.

Mercedes Jones-Is she saying what I think she's saying?

Quinn Fabray-Loud and clear, Mercedes. Of course, Harry was louder.

Harry Potter-Fuck you, Quinn, fuck you.

Quinn Fabray-You'd like that, wouldn't you.


Harry Potter-I whip my hair back and forth!

Lord Voldemort-Dislike

Harry Potter-What? Jealous that I have hair to whip?

Lord Voldemort-NO!

Harry Potter-Hey, I'm getting a nose piercing later, wanna come and get one too?"

Lord Voldemort-OOOHHH Can't sorry. It's my mothers birthday and I'm having dinner with my parents tonight. JEALOUS?!

Santana Lopez-PWNED

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Noah Puckerman poked Draco Malfoy

Draco Malfoy-WHY ARE YOU POKING ME?!

Noah Puckerman-I dunno...cause I felt like it.

Sanatana Lopez-Wanky

Draco Malfoy-Shut up!

Rachel Berry-PUCK, STOP POKING ME!

Santana Lopez-Wanky

Kurt Hummel-#awkward

Brittany Pierce-Someone keeps poking me. I didn't know people could poke each other through a computer.

Harry Potter-Noah keeps poking me. :(

Hermione Granger-Noah Puckerman, stop poking me!

Santana Lopez-Wanky

Tina Cohen-Chang-STOP POKING ME!

Ron Weasley-Wow. Am I the only person here who hasn't been pokes by Puck?

Noah Puckerman poked Ron Weasley

Ron Weasley-FML


Ron Weasley-Everyone, change your last name to your soulmate. I wanna see this...

Santana Malfoy-Um...What the hell?

Harry Malfoy-WTF

Brittany Weasley-Have I been in a coma? Am I married? What's going on?

Draco Lopez-Sorry Harry, Santana...

Ginny Hudson-Hahaha

Finn Weasley-Umm...Ginny...this is awkward.

Rachel Fabray-Very awkward...

Hermione Potter-O.o

Ron Malfoy-Shut up, Hermione!

Tina Malfoy-Oh, come on!

Kurt Malfoy-What is this?

Mercedes Malfoy-Oh hell to the no!

Noah Malfoy-Umm, Malfoy, explain yourself.

Quinn Malfoy-Ahem, Noah?

Seamus Malfoy-WHAT?

Fred Malfoy-Oh my God

Lord Voldemort-Well, this is awkward...

Ginny Hudson-Um...Malfoy. Can we make a run for it?

Draco Lopez-Way ahead of you, Weaselette.


Harry Potter-Guys, I'm in love with Draco. :)

Ginny Weasley-What the hell?

Quinn Fabray-Harry, what's wrong with you? This is Malfoy you're talking about!

Santana Lopez-Correction, his name is ferret.

Draco Malfoy-Buzz off, Fabray, Lopez. Can't you just be happy for us?!

Kurt Hummel-What happened to Apple?

Tina Cohen-Chang-Yeah! What happened to dating Apple?

Fred Weasley-Potter and Malfoy sitin' in a tree.

George Weasley-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

Ron Weasley-What?! Harry are you fucking serious!?

Sirius Black-No, Ron, I'm Sirius.

Finn Hudson-FML

Lord Voldemort-SUP KIDS? VOLDY HERE! :)

Rachel Berry-Are you serious?

Sirius Black-No, I'm Sirius.

Lord Voldemort-SHUT THE HELL UP, BLACK!

Stay tuned for the next chapter...