Here's the next instalment. Please enjoy! :)
Neville Longbottom-Luna's middle name should be 'does'.
Luna Lovegood-The second half of that, Longbottom, needs to be changed, too.
Quinn Fabray-Stop it.
Neville Longbottom-That's not what you said the other night. ;)
Rachel Berry-Or what I said last week! ;
Tina Cohen-Chang-I can't believe you would do this to us, Neville!
Harry Potter-Wow, go Neville!
Quinn Fabray-Shut up, Harry. Neville, who else have you been mucking around with?
Cho Chang-Uhhh...
Brittany Pierce-LOL :)
Rachel Berry-Please don't say anything to Finn.
Ron Weasley-Hahaha. Way to go, Neville!
Hermione Granger-Ron, I need to tell you something...
Mercedes Jones-Yeah, I do, too...
Ron Weasley-Damn it, Neville!
Severus Snape-100 points to Gryffindor!
Harry Potter-Holy shit! Snape is still alive!
Rachel Berry-Oh, well spotted.
Severus Snape-Of course I'm alive you twit.
Harry Potter-But how? You died right in front of us!
Severus Snape-Magic, duh.
(Draco Malfoy, Lavender Brown and 18 others like this)
Seamus Finnigan-I set fireeeeeee to the raaaaaaaain!
Noah Puckerman-How did you manage to do that?
Ron Weasley-Bloody hell! You can blow up ANYTHING!
Hermione Granger-That's not possible.
Professor McGonagall-Mr Finnigan, I knew you had a particular proclivity for pyrotechnics, but this is certainly unexpected.
Seamus Finnigan-It's a song! I'm not that bad...am I?
Noah Puckerman-...
Ron Weasley-...
Hermione Granger-...
Severus Snape-I see you driving 'round town with the girl I love and I'm like, forget you.
Draco Malfoy-I see you driving 'round town with the girl I love and I'm like, my father will hear about this.
Severus Snape-Who's the girl?
Draco Malfoy-Um...who's the girl YOU'RE talking about?
Severus Snape-Don't play with me, Draco. Who is it?
Draco Malfoy-Um...Santana Lopez?
Severus Snape-Yeah right. 10 points from Slytherin AND Gryffindor.
Harry Potter-GRYFFINDOR? WHAT THE HELL DID WE DO?
Santana Lopez-I'm not even interested in ferret...#wanky
Draco Malfoy- -_-
Mercedes Jones-I thought you and Draco were dating?
Santana Lopez-Sex is not dating.
Brittany Pierce-If it were, Santana and I would be dating.
Harry Potter-...
Ginny Weasley-...
Hermione Granger-...
Ron Weasley-...
Rachel Berry-*awkward silence*
Kurt Hummel-...
Lord Voldemort-SUP KIDS? VOLDE HERE!
Quinn Fabray-You had to ruin the moment!
Brittany Pierce likes hashtags.
Kurt Hummel-#What?
Brittany Pierce-#Hi Kurt.
Ron Weasley-#WHAT THE HECK?
Draco Malfoy-#Apple and I are getting married!
Santana Lopez-#WANKY
Noah Puckerman-#Stop hashtaging
Harry Potter-#WE DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK!
Hermione Granger-#Are you serious?
Sirius Black-#no, I'm Sirius.
Draco Malfoy-#don't care
Rachel Berry-#SHOVE OFF
Draco Malfoy-#Grande Punietta!
Santana Lopez-#You're a big wanka as well.
Harry Potter-#What ever that means.
Santana Lopez-#WANKY
Kurt Hummel-#SHUT UP!
Lord Voldemort-#And here I am. Always the last one to comment on these things. Hi. #BURNNN #LOL WHAT'S UP BITCHES?
Lord Voldemort-So bored...
Harry Potter-What's wrong, Voldy? Why don't you go out and kill somebody? Are you scared of the dark? :)
Kurt Hummel-Maybe he's sick or something...that would be funny! ;)
Rachel Berry-Everything is funny to you, Kurt.
Harry Potter-Maybe Bellatrix and Voldy had a baby and Voldy has to babysit now. LOL, I can't imagine that :D
Bellatrix Lestrange-Uh, oh yes, my Lord. Let's have a baby! I'd really like that!
Draco Malfoy-Ew, aunt Bellatrix that's disgusting! You make me sick!
Santana Lopez-Douchbag
Lord Voldemort-SHUT UP!
Harry Potter-I can imagine Voldy and Bellatrix's child with a bald head and no nose! LOL
Noah Puckerman-HAHA
Lord Voldemort-Shut up now or I'll Avada Kedavra you! And I do not want a baby with Bellatrix!
Narcissa Malfoy-That'll be just awkward...
Ron Weasley-Are you serious?
Sirius Black-Yes, I am Sirius.
Ron Weasley-Hey Malfoy, I'm shagging your mother!
Draco Malfoy-WHAT!?
Kurt Hummel-What the heck?
Hermione Granger-Ronald Weasley! You did what?!
Rachel Berry-AWKWARD