Bane and his partner
Chapter 4
"Please let me go!" Shouts the doctor. That's all he's done this whole time.
"Why don't you just turn the fuck around before you get killed! No matter how much you beg for mercy, you won't get released!" I shout. He's so annoying! I hear Bane chuckle. What's so fricken funny? Jesus. I'm obviously not gonna say that out loud. I'm not stupid. The whole plane ride, I just look at my weapons and look out the window at the mountains. Soon enough, I see Gotham in the distance.
"Oh thank god! Another 5 minutes on this plane with this goofball and I would just shoot myself!" In about 2 minutes, the plane is back in Bane's lair where it first took off. We all get off.
"Gladious I need to show you something. Follow me." Says Bane. I follow him into a nice sized room. It has a lot of dummies and human targets.
"Here, you will train and get better at killing." He says.
"Oh my god this is great!" I yell. I run over to a group of dummies. Then, I back up about 20 feet. I calm down, and take 3 of my throwing knives. I throw one at a time. First I get a perfect heart shot. The second one is a perfect head shot. And the third one was a perfect throat shot. I did them all in about 4 seconds.
"Very impressive." Says Bane.
"That's not all." I say. I go take my knives out of the dummies and then ready my bow. This time I am about 35 feet away from the dummies. I shoot 3 arrows at them. First was a perfect stomach shot, next was a head shot, not perfect but still a kill, and last was a perfect heart shot.
"Impressive in deed." Says a seductive like voice behind me. It wasn't Bane, it came from a woman. I whip around to see a rather tall woman with fire engine red hair all the way down to her butt. She wore long green gloves with red finger tips, green eyeliner, ruby red lipstick, long fake eyelashes, a green shirt with ivy all over it, green stretchy pants, weird green leafy eyebrow things, and red boots all the way up to her knees. What the hell is up with this bitch dressing like she's some poinsettia lady.
"Who in the hell of it are you?" I ask.
"Names poison ivy. I'm one of Bane's head henchmen." She says to me as she blows some pink and blue crap in my face.
"What's with fairy dust?" I ask arrogantly. So far we are not off to a good start. She seems like a total whore.
"Really? To be one of his head henchman you gotta be tough. Your like the start to a bad joke. What kind of tough woman cakes on makeup and dresses up like some Christmas clown?" She glared at me.
"Oh yeah I forgot one thing, what makes you so special. How do you kill people even, do you think people will die because your bad clothing choices?" I ask and smirk after.
"Let me show you." she says as she grabs one of Bane's normal henchman. She holds him by the neck and french kisses him. He chokes on air when she let's go, or at least it seems like it. He falls to his knees and his face turns green and vainy.
"What the actual fuck?" I say to her.
"And that's how I kill people" she says proudly.
"Great, she's a filthy little slut to." I say.
"That's it you little brat!" She yells as she picks me up by the shirt and slams me against the wall. I'm about 3 feet off the ground and her face is close to mine. Ah fuck. I know what's coming. She puckers her lips and moves closer and closer to mine. Jesus Christ I'm not gonna die from some slutty Christmas clown kissing me. I boot her right in the calf. She drops me instantly and I lunge for her. I take her down to the ground and hold a knife to her throat.
"I will make sure this is a long and painful death for you." I say tauntingly. My tone only pisses her off more. I feel a hand grab the back of my shirt and lift me to my feet. I turn around only to find Bane looking quite annoyed at me.
"You call that bitch one of your head henchmen?!" I shout pointing at her. She is now at her feet and is looking at her ugly self with a handheld mirror.
"You little bastard, you smudged my lipstick."
"Does it look like I give a fuck?" I say arrogantly giving her my famous death glare. Wow we met not even 5 minutes ago and we hate the living shit out of each other.
"Ok so with that, you probably don't want to meet the rest of my head henchman." Says Bane. I get excited when he says that.
"Oh yes I do!" I say and he leads me to a long hallway with a whole bunch of doors. First one we come to, he knocks and just enters. There, sits a woman on her bed with 3 cats all with long fangs. Little sabre toothed cats.
"This is Catwoman. She steals anything I tell her to." Says Bane. She has pretty long brown hair, a cool looking black suit, tall black boots up to her knees, and a mask.
"I don't get it you don't even look like a cat." I say. She chuckles.
"Well sweety, I don't need to look like a total idiot now do I." She says with a smirk.
"Oh yeah." I say not trying to screw this one up as well.
"I'm not a cat, I'm the famous cat burglar of Gotham. I also do love cats." She says petting her badass sabre pets."
"Alrighty I have to introduce Gladious to the rest of the henchmen. See you at dinner." Says Bane as we leave.
We next go to a room labelled Harley Quinn. We go in and see a legit clown chick. Oh god here we go with another whore ass clown. She is a burly girl wearing some clown suit and has a face just covered in white powder makeup. We have a minute conversation and move on to the next. She's not to bad I guess. He introduces me to the rest of the head henchman. There is another fricken clown named the joker who by the way if perfect for Harley Quinn, a riddler dude, a guy named mr freeze who loves nothing but the cold, a fat pig named the penguin who kills people by falling on them and crushing them, and some two faced guy. Literally each side of him looks different. He's a scary looking guy. Bane leads me all the way to the end of the hall labelled Gladious. He opened the door and there was a bed, a desk with a computer, and nothing much else.
"This is obviously your room." He says.
"What about my apartment I literally just got today?" I ask.
"You can go back there anytime but for now, you live here." He says. I look around the room. There isn't much but whatever, I will be on missions and training everyday anyways.
"So now what?" I ask but a second after I ask. An alarm starts going off.
"What the hell?!" I ask. I start to panic.
"Fuck. Intruder. Follow me." Says Bane I take out my best throwing knife and follow. All of the hench men come out of their rooms but Bane tells them to stay put. I follow him into a part I have never seen before. It's very dark. It has a bunch of water running under the floor. I can't believe what I see when I look up. It's batman! How the hell did he get here?! And some batgirl behind him. Shits about to hit the fan in a minute and I for a fact know that. I climb the few stairs that lead to the part they are standing on. I throw my knife at him and it pierces his stupid rubber bat costume. I got him in the shoulder. He screams in pain. I take two more and throw them at him. I miss the first time but the second time gets him in the arm. He takes them and throws them violently back at me. I catch them all and put them back in my vest. He runs over to me and picks me up by the neck.
"WHO ARE YOU?! YOU'RE JUST A KID WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!" He screams in my face. I'm shaking madly. I try to scream but I can't. His hand is clenched around my throat so tightly that I can't even breathe. He finally throws me to the ground. I gasp for air. I grunt loudly. I'm so angry and scared at the same time. So much adrenaline is pumping through me. That's when I'm my best with fighting and weapons but I'm no match for a trained super hero.
I get to my feet and take out my Kukri. I start slashing him. I got a few good ones in before we picks me up and throws me over the side. I'm on my stomach now. I managed to catch myself. I could have been hurt a lot more badly.
I get to my feet and run to the stairs. I'm not done with this bastard yet. When I make it to the stairs, I feel 2 hands on my waist lift me and put me to the side. It was Bane.
"Stay here." He says and goes up the stairs. He fights batman. Batman is getting the living shit beat out of him. I'm loving this. He gets a lot of suckers to the face. Batman then falls over the ledge. I can't help myself. I go over to him with my dagger in my hand. He is still on the ground luckily. I jump on top of him. I slash his cheek. Then I pierce through his nose. He screams in pain.
Then, next thing I know, I'm in the air about to be slammed on the ground. I don't know what to do. I just kick and scream until I eventually fall to the ground without him throwing me. Ya I probably looked a little stupid, but hey it worked.
Once I was on the ground I took out my dagger again and stabbed his arm. He was about to grabbed me again but I ducked just in time. I ran the other direction and climbed a chain hanging from the platform that I first fought batman on.
Bane and him got into another fist fight. Batman is no match for Bane. He was badly hurt in the end. Bane picked him up and dropped him with his knee sticking out. I think he broke his back. I was so amused. Batman got up moaning loudly in pain. Bane grabbed his arm and dragged him out the door he came in with some batgirl behind it.
"I think we should get ready for dinner." Says Bane and he walks out and I walk right beside him.