A/N: I AM SORRY FOR THE WAIT! But I am back now so no worries here! I had way too much schoolwork and it was state testing and lots and lots and lots of homework. Batmanfan2400 inspired this chapter. And also Robingirl. I will try to use all of your ideas promise! And I think that I will start responding to reviews in my stories 'cause it always makes me feel special when an author does that and I see my pen name on the screen… Anywhoo here is yet another fun-fact. Drum roll please. Karaoke means, "empty orchestra" in Japanese. DISCLAIMER! I own a cat and a dog but not YJ or that fact up there in that a/n.
… I don't have any ideas. BRILLIANT IDEA! Stay tuned to see it!
Robin walked/ran/acrobated…(Is that a word? Never mind) into the room, to see Wally with a giant tub of peanut butter and a spoon.
"Why are you eating peanut-butter?" Robin asked Wally
"Bifuzz iph tessks gewed," Wally said inaudibly with his mouth full of peanut butter
"Um… Please speak English Romanian Spanish French Chinese Italian or any other language that I know please," Robin said super fast
Wally swallowed and said, "Because," dragging out the –au, "It tastes good," Like it was the most obvious thing in the world. "Want some?"
"NO! THE LAST TIME I ATE PEANUT BUTTER I HAD TO GO TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM AND GET STABBED WITH A NEEDLE!" Robin yessed at the tub of his lungs then ran to the couch jumped up and landed onto a rafter in the celling.
"I will take that as a no," Wally said then continued eating his peanut butter
30 minutes later
Recognized Artemis B-0
Artemis walked in to the kitchen just as Wally was finishing his peanut butter licking the spoon and then his fingers clean.
Artemis made a disgusted face and said, "Just wash your hands kid slob,"
Wally stuck his tong out at Artemis and asked, "Did you know Robin is allergic to peanuts?"
Artemis' eyes widened and she screamed, "THEN WHY ARE YOU EATING PEANUT BUTTER YOU IDIOT! HE COULD DIE!"
Wally thought for a minute then murmured, "I didn't think about that…"
Artemis sighed then took the peanut butter tub and put it in a garbage bag then put it in the "incinerator" as Wally called it, and then cleaned of the counter, grabbed a box of pops (the cereal), then yelled "HEY ROBIN! YOU CAN COME OUT NOW!"
Robin then jumped down from the rafters and said, "It's about time! Heeeeyyyy, what are those?" Looking at the pops
"OH OH OH! CAN I HAVE SOME!" Wally yelled into Artemis's ear
"I'm going to have to say no," Artemis sneered at him, "You yelled in my ear,"
"What!" Wally yelled, then whispered "Sorry,"
"And you are still not getting any pops despite the sorry
"Can I have some?" Robin asked
"Ya sure," Artemis said and poured some into robins hand who smiled happily and skipped of to sit in front of the table cross-legged and then put all of the pops down separately in front of him then one by one throwing them in the air and catching them in his mouth.
"I think he's gone crazy," Wally whispered in her ear
"Nope! Not crazy! Not crazy at all! I'm not? Of course I'm not! I'm sorry if I can't believe that. Hey, that's not nice. Since when have I been nice? Good point. And I am always right! Am not! Yup, I am the smartest cookie around! No that would be me! No me! NO ME!" Robin shouted the last part then slapped his own face then turned to them and said, "See? Not crazy!"
"I think it's the sugar rush," Artemis said, then "Hey Robin, are you allergic to peanuts?"
"Why yes, my dear Arty, I am!" Robin said excitedly, "I even have my own epi-pen!" Robin said waving it in the air for them to see, "It hurts a lot though… This one kid in school once forced me to eat a peanut, then a got stabbed in the leg," Robin said thoughtfully, "It really hurt,"
Artemis just stared at him and then walked away.
Robin then walked over to the cabinet and pulled a box of cereal out. Then Wally gasped as he saw the front, "I HATE YOU!" he yelled then grabbed the box from Robin and drop kicked it to the other side of the room.
"Why do you hate the bunny?" Robin asked
"Not the bunny," Wally said, "The stupid kids,"
"Now why is that, and can I have the cereal?"
"Yes and I will tell you in a minute," Wally said as he handed Robin the sugar loaded cereal.
Robin sat down on the couch, then Wally started pacing in front of Robin
"Tell me the motto for Trix," Wally said
"Silly Rabbit, Trix are for kids!" Robin said, then doubled over laughing
"NO! THE TRIX ARE NOT FOR THE KIDS!" Wally yelled
"I'm going to turn the TV on," Robin said, and at that moment the Trix commercial came on.
Wally watched in horror as the commercial played out
"SILLY RABIT TRIX ARE FOR KIDS!" the kids said to the rabbit then the kids disappeared
"NO! THE TRIX ARE NOT FOR YOU!" Wally yelled at the screen, "SILLY KIDS! SILLY KIDS! TRIX ARE FOR RABITS! TRIX! ARE! FOR! RABITS!" Wally then ran out of the room to run around the world to get rid of some of his anger, and Robin just laughed as sponge bob came on.
So about the idea… You readers give me a line and it will be featured in my break lines! I will make sure to give you all credit for your lines!
Artemis walked back into the room at 4:00 pm, to see Robin watching Regular Show on Cartoon Network.
"So Robin how's it going?" Artemis asked lazily as she plopped on the couch
"You know, eating Trix, watching TV, thinking of Wally blackmail, the usual"
"What kind of black mail?" Artemis asked
"Well, you see Wally really hates Trix, and whenever he sees the commercial or anything Trix related he freaks out," Robin said and he started giggling, then said, "Its really funny," Then ate the rest of the Trix, then licked his lips, "I think it is time for more cereal," Robin said, but as he tried to get up Artemis grabbed him and said
"Ohhh no. You don't get any more sugary substances,"
Robins eye's widened, then he said, "NO YOU CANT DO THIS TO ME!" Robin yelled
Then Artemis dragged him back to a place where she could tie him to the wall and did just that. She took hand-cuffs and took any weapons he had then handcuffed his hands behind his back and anckles then tied him up with rope then tied him onto the hook where they could hold "prisoners". She stood back to look at her work
"NONONONONONONO YOU CANT DO THIS TO ME! I HAVE MY RIGHTS! I DECLARE A RECOUNT! I PLEAD THE FITH! I NEED MY CEREAL!" Then Robin stopped yelling suddenly and glared at her then he whispered, "Blesteme sufletul tau pentru eternitate şi sper să merg în iad (I eternally curse your soul and hope you go to *hey look at the hellicoptor*)"
"What,"
"Get a translator,"
she nodded and went to get one from wherever they are, then Robin said it again, and she stared at him wide eyed and said, "Can I use that?"
"Jur ca am sa va musca de pe capul tau asa sa ma ajute! Vei regreta vreodată mă legarea! Voi avea răzbunare mea! i se poate scăpa oricând vreau Blondie! dacă tu dont lasă-mă să merg chiar acum i se va rade tot parul de pe şi vopsirea toate hainele roz! (I swear I will bite your head off so help me! You will regret ever tying me up! I will have my revenge! I can escape anytime I want blondie! if you don't let me go right now I will shave all your hair off and dye all of your clothes pink!)
Artemis stared at him then said, "You wouldn't really do that,"
"Try me," Robin said with a dare
Artemis just stared for a minute then ran away to lock herself in a safe room.
A/N: So sorry if I don't update soon, I have lots and lots and lots and I think you get the idea. Oh ya homework! Haha scatterbrain… I'm talking about myself. I hope you liked it! You should review by the way… that would show how much you love it. Even if you don't have an account, you can leave an annanymous review! I allow it. If its your birthday, HAPPY BIRTHDAY! If you like the song "If I die young" by The Band Perry, check out the American idol version. It's really good! If you don't like it… Then I don't care if you check it out or not… BEWARE RANDOMNESS!
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