Will and Elizabeth's Married Life as Seen by Captain Jack Sparrow
Declaimer: again, I do not own Pirates of the Caribbean
The Second Wedding
"You are the bride of my dreams..."
-Anne of the Island
The day of Will and Elizabeth's wedding day dawned. Elizabeth hoped this time around they would actually get through it without any trouble. How little she knew.
She came to the fort in a corset, even thought she should have known better by now. She was wearing a gorgeous white dress, beautifully arranged veil, and a bouquet of pink roses. Captain Jack Sparrow, looking as disreputable as ever, was ready to conduct the ceremony. Governor Swann cast him a disgusted look. Will took Elizabeth's hand and led her up to Jack. Bootstrap Bill came over to Governor Swann, who looked, if possible even more disgusted.
"We're in this together, ain't we?" Bootstrap asked. "Your lass, my lad." Elizabeth's father nodded. "She's a pretty lass, I've always wanted a daughter. I'll have to be content with a daughter-in-law."
Meanwhile, Jack was saying "Elizabeth Swann, do you take this man as your lawfully married husband?"
"Aren't you supposed to ask Will first?"
"I'll take that as a 'no'" Jack said.
"No, no, of course I do."
"That's better. William Turner, do you take this woman as your lawfully married wife?"
"I-I can't breathe," Elizabeth gasped, staggered, and fell over the edge of the parapet. Will rushed forward, about to dive after her, but Jack said, "It's fine, I'll rescue her." He asked with a grin, and dived over. He dragged Elizabeth out and slit open her corset, reviving her. After this repeated adventure, Elizabeth was in no condition to get married because the water have been very cold, and she was rather blue, both in physically and in spirit. She woke up the next morning with pneumonia. She nearly died of it, but of course she recovered.
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