Will and Elizabeth's Married Life as Seen by Captain Jack Sparrow
Declaimer: tragically, do not own.
The Third Wedding
"She was a happy and beautiful bride...slender and shining-eyed, in the mist of her maiden veil, with her arms full of roses."
-Anne's House of Dreams
"Somehow, something always happens...just before things get to the very worst."
-A Little Princess
Three months later, everyone was standing in the same place, Elizabeth once again in a corset, though she really should have known better by now. Jack was once again conducting the ceremony.
"I hope this works out at last," Elizabeth said.
"Third time's the charm, love." Jack told her.
"William Turner, do you take this woman as your lawfully wedded wife?"
"I do." Will said.
"Elizabeth Swann, do you take this man as your lawfully wedded husband?"
"I do." Elizabeth said.
The rings were on and Jack said,
"I now pronounce you man and wife."
Everyone drew an huge breath of relief, and Will and Elizabeth kissed. Suddenly Elizabeth stiffened in Will's arms. He drew away in alarm.
"I-I can't breathe," she gasped, and fell over the edge.
"I have to save her again, don't I?" Jack asked. Everyone nodded. "Ah, well, getting used to it now." And Jack dove into the water in order to rescue her before things got really bad.