*walks onto a stage to a rather small crowd*
*picks up mic nervously*
Hi, guys. I know it's been 3 or 4 years since I last updated this story, and a lot has happened to the present day Assassin's Creed story line since this story was created. I'm looking at you, Lucy.
*turns away from crowd and dabs eyes with tissue*
But...I do want to wrap this story up. I've always felt guilty about letting this story die right at the climax, and I want to apologize to anyone I abandoned along with this story.
Now on to the reason I'm updating.
My goal this summer is to crank out a few more chapters (10 at the most) for this story and bring it to some kind of resolution. Considering how the present story line has played out, this is obviously AU and will not follow what has happened to our favorite idiots from 2012. I'm currently rereading and reconstructing the story arc for these concluding chapters, but I do expect to get a chapter out in a few weeks.
Warning: I'm several years older and my writing style has changed dramatically since I created this story, so I apologize for any style inconsistencies. This was a humorous/fluff piece at heart, and I'll do my best to hold true to that.
So if this story still has any of my old readers, or to any new readers who have stumbled upon this story, stay on the look out for a new chapter this month!
*drops mic like a boss*
*mic is broken and stage director looks furious*
Whoops...uh...just that out of my paycheck.
-thewookiemonster