Sam was busy sorting his panties when suddenly Alfie started dancing around on the windowsill. "Sam, Sam a man is heading down the path past the tower!"

Sam dropped his crotchless black lacy number and hurried over. He called out to the stranger who was wearing a large hat. "Hello there stranger, I am a virtuous and young pretty boy that is in need of rescuing."

The man stopped his horses that were drawing a wagon full of ladders and looked up at the yummy treat. "Well you are in luck. I am a maker of the finest ladders in all the land and I can easily rescue you."

Sam wanted to see what the man looked like, "Take off your hat."

He obliged and took off his chapeau. The ladder man tilted his head up and gave Sam a jack o' lantern smile. He was liver spotted and bald except for a fringe of grey hair around the perimeter. "So if I save you will I get to marry you?"

Sam let out a shriek. "Gross! Never mind keep it moving buddy."

"But…but I have a wagon full of ladders and…"

Alfie shook a tiny fist at the ugly man, "You heard the lady, keep moving or I'll come down there and give you such a pinch!"

The man yelled, "Fine, I don't have to marry you. I'll save you just out of the kindness."

"No thanks, I have my heart set on having a handsome young guy rescue me."

"Fine, rot in that tower for all I care!"

The man took off down the path and vanished into the forest along with his wagon full of ladders.

….

Prince Castiel rode ahead of his faithful manservant Gabriel. The Prince toyed with a pink silk ribbon woven through a braid in his horse's mane

Gabriel caught up to him on his giant bearded goat Ruby. "Nice fancy pants horse you got there my Prince."

Castiel patted Daphne's mane affectionately, "Just because one is on a quest doesn't mean a person or a horse has to dress coarsely. Daphne and I have standards."

Gabriel could have answered a million different ways but none of them were pleasant so he held his tongue.

As the pair made their way through the center of the great forest they ran into a handsome young rascal riding a beautiful black horse. The rascal was heading in the same direct as they were. Castiel hurried Daphne up to the stranger after getting a gander at his fine buttocks planted firmly in the saddle.

The Prince batted his big blue eyes at young man. "Good evening stranger. I am Prince Castiel."

Dean slowed Baby to a stop and looked over the pretty prince. "Wow a royal right next to me. You must be from the less inbred branch of the family because you're super hot and don't have a speech impediment or wonky teeth."

Castiel was indignant, "You are rude!"

Dean moved Baby right up against the Prince's horse and wiggled his eyebrows at the blue eyed honey. "You smell like a virgin."

Dean got a slap across the face.

Gabriel wedged Ruby between the horses, "Enough with this childish flirting, we have a quest your Highness."

Dean was very curious, "Oh, I'm on a quest. What is yours?"

Castiel stuck out his chin and spoke in a clipped voice, "I am going to save a pretty boy trapped in a tower by an evil witch. Mommy said after I rescue him the creature will become my bride and then I can…" Castiel wrinkled up his nose in disgust, "…top him and impregnate said pretty boy so Mommy can have grandbabies."

Dean couldn't believe someone else was on the same quest, a prince no less. "Great, how do I compete with that?"

The Prince nodded to Dean, "Your turn, what is your quest?"

"I'm on the same quest. I wanna crack the seal on Sampunzel's booty. You can have sloppy seconds. Besides Castiel, I doubt you're a top. Go find a nice masculine man so you can be the incubator for all those babies."

Gabriel spoke up, "Back off you second rate lothario, I promised the Queen that her son would complete this quest and bring back his prize."

Dean got an idea, maybe not a good one but an idea none the less. "Let's discuss this over drinks. There is a tavern not far from here called "The Frisky Cucumber", they have cheap beer and a strip show. Best part is there are nice rooms for rent by the night or the hour. We can get a good night's sleep then start out fresh in the morning."

The Prince was excited at the idea. "Super, I've never seen naked men before and I love cucumbers and many types of produce. On the way there I'll tell you all about my garden!"

Gabriel couldn't hide his own curiosity. He was a very open minded manservant and a bit of a pervert. "Good thing I stocked up on singles before we left."

….

Sam stood at the window combing his lush bush below the equator as he gazed at the moon. "Oh my hero, my one true love where are you?"

Alfie had a tiny headlamp on. He was sitting on the ledge with a little basket of glittery rhinestones to bedazzle Sampunzel's downstairs hair. "Don't worry Sam I got a good feeling something wonderful is coming your way."

Sam looked down at his helpful little friend, "I hope your right Alfie. Fergus arrives soon."

The moon inspired Sam to burst into song.

"Some day my prince will come
Some day I'll find my love
And how thrilling that moment will be
When the prince of my dreams comes to me…."

Alfie dropped the little basket of rhinestones, climbed up Sam's braid and slapped two paws over his friend's mouth. "No singing!"

Sam huffed, "Fine, someday a man will appreciate my voice."

"Sure if he's deaf."

…

Crowley was traveling via horse drawn carriage. He rode in comfort sipping a glass of scotch and enjoying the night air. He looked over at the Hell Hound Hades resting comfortably on the seat across from him.

"Hades I hope Mother didn't fix me up with someone not worthy of my excellent seed. I know she has this thing about carrying on the bloodline but really, am I marrying type?"

The dog opened one eye, let out a belch and went back to sleep.

"Well said my friend."

TBC