Eladventures
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Let us continue da Eladventures. =_=
Elsword: Sis?
Chung: HOLY CRAP ELESIS, YOU BLEW HIS FACE OFF!
Elesis: My pleasure. *takes a bow* And Elsword, You have grown much…
Elsword: *cries*
Elesis: …stronger. *facepalm*
Raven: Elesis, if the Ruler of Space-Time is dead, then shouldn't we all be dead?
Elesis: No, they will simply get a new ruler. It's just that this ruler was distorting space-time for no reason, so I had to hunt him down. Anyway, I thought I'd come and visit for a while.
Elsword: YOU'D WHAT?! *dies*
Raven: *uses resurrection stone*
So the group returns to the base to show Elesis around.
Elesis: So this isn't exactly a home, but it is a home?
Chung: Yeah, so we're like hobos! *gets crushed into the ground*
Elsword: Ehehehe… what he means was "so we all are homies!"… Right guys?
Raven: *facepalm*
Elesis: So, how about you guys show me how you fight? Like in a dungeon?
Elsword: O-of course! *enters dungeon* Alright, so this is the Altera Core. There are a bunch of lasers here.
FLASHBACK
ZAP "ow."
ZAP "ow…"
ZAP "OW!"
ZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPP "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-"
BACK TO THE PRESENT
Elesis: You're spending too much time trying to confuse the enemy by running around him. Just cut through him already.
Elsword: HEY YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO DO IT THE FAST WAY! _
Elesis: Well, you got an S on the dungeon, that's pretty good.
Elsword: Thanks.
Elesis: I'm pretty sure you would have gotten an SS if you could have—
Elsword: DON'T TALK ABOUT MY LASER BURNS!
Elesis: *sighs*
Elsword: What's wrong?
Elesis: I have to leave soon, so I'll need to leave you with your friends again.
Elsword: Already?! But… why?
Elesis: I can't stay here for long, the world depends on me more than you depend on me. I'm sorry.
Elsword: O- okay…
Elesis: Hopefully I can return soon. But in the meantime, take care. *runs off*
Raven: Must suck, having your sister running away to save the world.
Elsword: *Punches Raven in the face*
Later that day…
Chung: GUYS! SOMEONE'S ROBBED THE BANK!
Elsword: Oh no! TO THE EL MOBILE!
*Spinning Elsword Logo flies into the screen*
*wheels pop*
Chung: I think my Destroyer is too heavy for the thing.
Elsword: FUUUUUU-
*gets upgraded wheels from Add*
Elsword: Alright, now it's time to get this show on the road! *literally*
Aisha: The wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round!
Elsword: AISHA STOP SINGING, THIS LITERALLY ISN'T A BUS! STAHP!
Aisha: The doors on the bus go open and close, open and close, open and close. *plays with the door options on the car*
Elsword: AISHA STAHP WE'RE DRIVING! *crash*
Raven: Fuck.
So the group walks all the way to the bank in Hamel.
Chung: Guys! I found the stolen treasure! *Goes to open a treasure chest*
Elgang: WAIT THAT CHEST HAS A HEALTH BAR UNDER IT!
*chomp*
The group spends an extra hour trying to get Chung out of the chest.
Elsword: Oh… we finally…. *yawns* found you….time… to die.
Tricky: OH BUT I AM THE TRICKY! NONE SHALL SIMPLY GET PAST ME AND GET THE ED BACK, NEVAR!
Elsword: *stabs the tricky* Ok let's go home guys.
Tricky: NOO HE HAS FOILED MY PLANNNN!
NEXT EPISODE ON EL MAN AND HIS HOMIES
The Endof the chapter.
Author's note: Finished the third chapter! Every three chapters there will be a special chapter, so yeah. Sorry if this chapter was a bit sloppy, it's 12 o' clock here. So goodnight.