Eladventures
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The group is at the base.
Elsword: That was terrifying.
Aisha: What?
Elsword: Add or was it Ara? Confusion is in the air. _
Aisha: Oh.
Rena: *sits down beside them* Raven decided to go on a stroll, but he's been gone for a while.
Chung: *bursts in* GUYS! SOMEONE STOLE THE EL GEMS FROM THE CITY! *double classes to Deadly Trooper* I'll bet it's Banthus again!
Elsword: YOU'RE RIGHT! To the EL MOBI- Oh wait.
FLASHBACK
Aisha: The wheels on the bus go-
*CRASH*
Raven: Fuck.
Back to the Present
Elsword: :I
Aisha: ^_^
Chung: *breaks into Banthus' base* PUT YOUR HANDS UP! *takes out Silver Grenade launcher and puts on a SWAT Team mask*
Banthus: *puts hands up* WHAT DID WE DO?!
Elsword also wearing SWAT mask: YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR ROBBING THE EL GEMS!
Banthus: BUT WE DIDN'T STEAL ANYTHING!
Chung: HE'S RESISTING ARREST! CALLING IN REINFORCEMENTS! AISHA, DO YOU COPY?
Aisha: Loud and clear! *banging can be heard at the door* PREPARING TO BREAK IN! *explosion blows through wall, leaving the door unscathed*
Banthus: SERIOUSLY JUST TAKE THE DOOR LIKE REGULAR CIVILIZED PEOPLE!
Rena: (It's not like you know anything about civilized people…) *prepares to shoot with her sniper bowrifle*
Banthus: STAY BACK! *slashes with giant sword*
Chung: HE'S FIGHTING BACK! BRING IN THE ARTILLERY STRIKE!
*explosion blows through wall revealing Eve with a helicopter made of drones*
Banthus: THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH OVERKILL!
Ara: *stabs Banthus in the back with spear* That's all you guys needed to do. =_=
Chung: Noo! I was about to finish him with a Deadly Chaser + Tactical Trooper finale! *cries*
Ara: That's alright Chung, *pats on back* Say… why do you only use two classes?
Chung: O_o'
Flashback
Fangirls: Hey Chung, What's your third 2nd job class?
Chung: Iron Paladin.
Fangirls: SHOW US!
Chung: *becomes Iron Paladin*
*awkward silence*
Fangirls: HAHHAA
LUL
CHUNG'S A GIRL
IRON PRINCESS
LUL KOG YOU HAVE DONE IT TODAY
IRON PRINCESS
HAHHAHHAHHAH
Chung: *makes the same pose he does when he loses in the arena*
Back to the Present
Chung: It's because KOG got lazy and didn't want a third class for me. ^_^'
Ara: suspicions
Elsword: Well, we found out that they DIDN'T HAVE THE EL!
Rest of the Elgang: WHAT?!
Rena: *jumps down from her sniping spot* So then who has it?
The Elgang sees a shadowy figure run across one of the holes they blew open.
Elsword: AFTER IT!
The el-oh-elgang chase after the shadowy figure to the end of Ruben Villiage. As they get closer to it, they see a shape that seems way too familiar.
Aisha: …Raven?!
Raven: *falls into the ground*
Elsword: Raven, are you alright? *goes to approach him*
Raven: Wait… stay… back… *punches Elsword away* I… can't control anym- *loses consciousness for a second and falls into mud*
Rena: *readies bow* There's something wrong with him. Stay back.
Raven: *manages to stand up and lifts the bag that contains the El*
Elsword: HEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT?
Raven: *ignores Elsword and heats up the bag*
Rena: *fires arrow*
Raven: *blocks arrow and slowly lifts the liquid El* No- *Drinks the El*
Elgang: !
Raven: …Ha…hahhahahhahhah…..WRHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA! *nasod arm glows bright orange* *suddenly rams into Rena at full force*
Rena: *gasps* BAM! *flies back from recoil*
Elsword: RENA! RAVEN'S WAY TO OP!
Aisha: OP?
Elsword: Overporn. (LUL JK) *takes a heavy slash at Raven*
Raven: *blocks and charges forward, pushing Elsword*
Aisha: No! Take this, THUNDERBOLT!
Raven: *absorbs blast with arm*
Eve: Aisha, his insanity is controlling him, he can't control himself! The El he just ate made his Nasod Arm stronger!
Raven: *fires back the lightning bolt from his arm*
Aisha: Guah! Bzztt..
Elsword: YOU IDIOT! HOW COULD YO- *gets punched across the face* …..
Raven: *approaches Eve*
Eve: *fires lasers from her drones*
Raven: *dodges at full speed and closes in for the kill*
Ara: No! *slashes Raven away* Chung, we need you to use your 3rd class! We need a metal stronger than Raven's arm!
Chung: What 3rd class?!
Ara: Iron Paladin. Eun helped me look through you're memories, you can't fool me. Your Iron Paladin focuses on Destroyer, which is made of a really hard metal!
Chung: But I can't!
Ara: WHICH IS MORE IMPORTANT? YOUR FRIENDS OR YOUR POPULARITY?!
Chung: Ugh. Damnit KOG. *IRON PRINC—I MEAN PALADIN FORM!* Fuck you too, Ryg.
Elsword: Woah. He actually is kind of hot.
Aisha: Heh. GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.
Elsword: NO I MEAN IN THAT FORM!
Raven: HA! YOU THINK THAT IS ENOUGH TO BEAT ME?! HAHHAHA! *about to stab Chung*
Chung: LUNATIC BLOW! *CRUNCH* *BOOM* *CRUNCH* *BOOM* *CRUNCH* *BOOOOOOOMMMM!*
Raven: *faints and changes form to Veteran Commander*
Chung: Yeah! *does a victory dance*
Elsword: Seriously, why is your 3rd job class A GIRL?!
Chung: IT'S NOT A GIRL!
Elsword: But you have the physique of a girl.
Chung: WELL BLAME KOG.
Later…
Aisha: I guess you can't be a reckless fist anymore, can you Raven?
Raven: I can't let my insanity control me so I guess not. I'll only use it as a last resort.
Elsword: So now what?
Chung: Now I am never going into Iron Paladin form again. *sticks up middle finger*
THE END of the chapter.
Author's Note: Really, to tell the truth my sister told me that Iron Paladin has the physique of a girl. So I decided to put that in.