'Tis time for Eladventures
Blablabla… Most things belong to KoG.
Elsword: Take this, Wally! We'll show you the power of FRIENDSHIP!
Aisha: And it's MAGIC! (Reference: MLP [No I don't watch it.])
*awkward silence*
Elsword: Wat.
*CRUNCH*
Rest of the Elgang: o-o"
Raven: *does ninja moves in order to dodge missiles* DIE! *#NasodArmFireBreath*
Add: KEHEHHEHHEHEH I'LL SHOW YOU THE POWER OF….
Rena: Adding and subtracting?
Add: NUUU I MAEN HAXORS!
*giant laser*
*giant laser*
*giant laser*
*giant laser*
Chung: Noo! STOP IT'S TOO MUCH LAAGG!
*ominous purple portal appears*
Elgang: ERMAGRSH! *gets sucked in*
Add: YAS DA POWARS OF HAX KAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH—
Back to the Elgang
Rena: Stupid Add… Where are we?
?: Welcome… TO THE DARK WORLD!
*lights flash*
Elsword: Woah… It's nighttime! Wasn't it daytime a few seconds ago?
Rena: That's right, maybe we were teleported far away from where we were. #BlameAddsHax
?: OUT OF THE WAY!
A green haired boy pushes Elsword aside, carrying a bag of stolen El.
Elsword: HEY! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING WITH THAT?! *runs after him*
Aisha: Elsword!
Raven: Aisha, stay here. We've got company.
A dark tank covers moon and lands right in front of them.
A black haired guy with yellow dynamo similar to Add's also appears.
Quest Accepted: Stop the Tank!
Chung: Awlright then, take this! COWS CANNON! *BOOM BOOM BOOM* *gets shot back by a giant orange blast*
?: *lands all badass with sunglasses and has black armor similar to Chung's* What do you think you're doing with technology like that? *aims black cannon at Chung* State your name.
Chung: B-but…
?: *cannon glows*
Chung: M'
?: *shoots blast by Chung's feet*
Chung: Alright! Alright… My name is Prince Chung Seiker of the Hamel Kingdom. *cringes*
Elsword: *flies into the party*
Rena: What happened to you?
?: You got them Elsword?
?: Yep. Now then, give us all your DE.
Elsword: What? All we have are ED! Elrios to… uhh whoever you are.
?: …What's Elrios? You're in Soirle now.
Elsword: WHO THE HECK ARE YOU PEOPLE?!
?: …Have you not heard of us? We're the Elgang, the all-powerful band of thieves that has stolen 95% of all El!
Elsword: What?! I thought Banthus did that!
*pausing for a moment of shock*
Anyways to sum what happened right now, the Elgang find out that they've been transported to Soirle, which by the way is backwards for Elrios, and they find out about their other selves. SO FORMAT CHANGE!
The ?s will now have their own distinguished characters, and to avoid confusion I will ad dark before their names.
Dark Elsword: That idiot Banthus, he could barely carry his own sword. And yet he's considered the hero of all Soirle. A shame I tell you.
Elsword: Yeah I know right, but I can't let you take that El! *slashes with Conwell*
Dark Elsword: *blocks with his own Conwell* I'm afraid I cannot let you take it back. *stabs Elsword with other sword*
Elsword: Guh…. You're allowed… to stab in this game? *falls*
Dark Elsword: Yes, and I'm sad to say, this is farewell. *raises sword to finish him off*
Raven: *punches Dark Elsword with Nasod Fist* Get up Elsword! Don't get caught off guard!
Elsword: But… It hurts so much…
Raven: *gets blasted aside by another orange blast*
The purple haired black armoured cannoned kid is…
Chung: Wait that's me!
Dark Chung: Yes… I'm Chung Seiker… but I'm not a stupid prince in your petty world. *shoots Chung down*
Fanguys: (lul fanguys) UMG HE'S SO BADASS
Fangirls: *appear* HOW DAIR YOU NAUT LIKE OUR AUSUM CHUNG?! *fights with Fanguys*
Chung: *quickly stands up* Take this Siege Shelling! *fires missiles*
Dark Chung: *counters with giant fucking large ass cannon*
Chung: Well, THEN TAKE THIS! OUTRAGE STRI—
Dark Chung grabs Chung by the neck, and with a smirk, he does an outrageously brutal version of Brutal Swing. You might as well call it Brutal Brutal Swing.
Dark Chung: Have a nice flight!
Chung: HOW MUCH KD DOES THAT EVEN HAAAAAAAAVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?! *flies away Team Rocket style*
Raven: Baka… I guess I should face my other self. *confronts other self*
*epic music plays in background*
COMMENCE
Raven: BURN IN HELLLLLLLLL! *fires a giant stream of fire from his fist*
Dark Raven: DIEEEEEEEE! *releases water from his fist*
Raven: Pfbbfbfbffbfbfbbfbfbfbfbfft. *gets pushed back by water*
Dark Raven: Haha! I'm unstoppable!
Raven: *punches Dark Raven* *punch* *punch* *punch*
Dark Raven: Ow stop! *punched* Stahp! *punched* PLZ DON'T HURT ME *punched* *cries*
Raven: O-o
Dark Raven: T_T
Raven: STOP CRYING! *punch**punch**punch**punch**punch**punch**punch**punch**punch*
Dark Raven: WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Of course we forgot about Elsword…
Elsword: *attempting to pull sword out of chest*
Dark Elsword: *glances away from Raven and Dark Raven's fight* Well, as I was saying, FAREWELL! *raises other sword*
Elsword: Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Dark Elsword: Haha.. Just kidding, that would be way too brutal… *kicks Elsword in the gut*
Elsword: Gah! *faints*
Meanwhile…
Aisha: So how are you enjoying your tea, fair lady?
Dark Eve: Well, thank you Aisha.
Aisha (Whispers to Rena): HOLY CRAP SHE TALKS!
Rena: A lot more than that stinker there. *points at Eve*
Aisha and Rena: *giggling*
Eve: *does a tray flip and prepares drones for battle*
Aisha: HOLY CRAP I THINK WE PISSED HER OFF!
Rena: O_o
Both versions of Rena and Aisha: *flee from explosions happening behind them*
JUST NOTICED WE FORGOT ABOUT ARA!
Ara: *walking down the streets of Dark Hamel with lava rivers under her when she notices a black headed fellow* ADD?!
Dark Add: Well, yeah that's me. I come… from the Future!
Ara: =_='
Dark Add: NOW TAKE THIS! THE POWER OF FAIRNESSSSSS! *uninsanely throws a dynamo at her*
Ara: WHAT THE FUU BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *launches a flurry of orbs at Dark Add while making a Shoop-da-Woop face*
Dark Add: Noooo! *slow motion* *DEVASTATING MUSIC IN BACKGROUND* NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Ara: =_= *walks away at regular speed*
Dark Add: I think there's something wrong with me…
Meanwhile…
Dark Elsword: *lands a finishing blow on Raven* Alright then, good work Chung! Let's get these guys out of here.
Elsword and Raven's "dead" bodies are loaded into the tank.
VROOOMMMM! *crunch*
Chung (unconscious): *lands on tank*
Dark Elsword: *flashes a quick glare at Dark Chung then drags Chung's "dead" body into the tank as well.
VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!
Dark Elsword: Ladies, we're done here! Get on the tank and we're on the roll!
The girls load up on the tank and Dark Eve throws a laser at Eve that flies by her ear and blows her a kiss.
Eve: *clenches her fists together*
Rena: WHERE ARE THE GUYS?!
Dark Elsword: Well, we decided to give them…. A little road trip…. See ya! *drives the car away*
The girls are left devastated on the empty trail, but there is still hope!
To be continued and also end of the chapter.