Eladventures
Continuation of The Dark Dimension
I'm just going to stop saying KOG owns the characters and other stuff, because by reading the first chapters you should have an idea that they do. If you skipped the FIRST chapters, then too bad.
I'm bored so to get creative I'll just write in a Homestuck format for a few sentences.
You are Rena, the highly skilled archer that kicks the crap out of people in PVP. For some reason you chose to have a tea party with your dark self instead of help the male bitches, but they are gone now. It sort of brings a bit of relief, but well, they're your friends. And with "friendship" you now need to get them back with the help of the silent bitch and the purple bitch.
Chase after the Fuck Tank
You chase after the Fuck Tank, which I decided to call it. I mean… which you decided to call it. Probably because of its dark colors. You do think that Dark Chung is a badass. Mostly because the author *coughs* Ryg *coughs* forced you to do so. Either way, there are a bunch of light monsters in your way. You aren't surprised, after all this is the alternate dimension of your world.
Tell purple bitch to use a fire spell
You tell your purple bitch to use some minor fire spell on it. 'course it doesn't work and you are forced to go on your own terms.
Kick the piece of shit in the face.
Ouch! You kicked the monster out of the server! (pun intended) Well, it seems that you have a little way ahead of you, because you see the shadow of the base.
Rally Forth.
Hehe.. I'll stop now.
Aisha: Woah! Their base is huge! Made out of titanium or something!
Rena: Well, it doesn't look that advanced. Probably because our base has a lot of technology like *coughs* The El Cave *coughs* I mean, sirens and stuff. At least our base is stylish like a treehouse. This base is just a giant fucking block of metal.
Aisha: How do you think we'll get in?!
Ara: *appears* WHAT THE FUU BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAA—There's your entrance!
Aisha: WOAH! SINCE WHEN COULD YOU DO THAT?!
Ara: Since he happened. =M= *points far away*
*back to Dark Hamel*
Dark Add: *still falling* There IS something wrong with me! … Or is there?
*back to the base*
Ara: Yep.
Elgirls: CHARGE! *they fly into an empty base*
Rena: Wow.. They have terrible security.
They get to where the male bitches are captivated.
Aisha: Yo guise!
Raven: I WOULD REALLY HELP IF YOU'D GET US OUT OF HERE!
Ara: WHAT DA FUU—
Eve: *pushes aside Ara and fires lasers from drones*
Elsword: OMG EVE YOU'RE A LIFESAVER!
Dark Elgang: *fly through roof into the chamber*
Dark Raven: They've escaped! OMG AND HE'S HERE! *points at Raven*
Dark Elsword: You better not fail us this time…
Both dark and non-dark Elsword and Chung charge at their other selves.
Elsword: Take this! Fatal Fap! I mean.. Slap!
Dark Elsword: Fap?! Then I'll counter! *counters*
Elsword: *flies from recoil*
*epic screen change from Elsword to Chung*
Chung: PEW PEW PEW
Dark Chung: Amateur. *throws cannon at Chung*
Chung: *gets flattened*
*another epic screen change between Chung to Raven*
Raven: BURNNNNNNNN INNNNNNNNNNNNNNN HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!
Dark Raven: Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! *cries* *dies*
*epic screen change from Raven to Elsword*
Dark Elsword: STUPID RAVEN! I'M GOING TO HAVE TO FINISH THIS MYSELF! *epic slow motion slash towards Raven*
Aisha: Not so fast! *activates freeze spell towards Dark Elsword*
Dark Elsword: Tsk.. *freezes up*
Aisha: *gets hit by a fireblast*
Dark Aisha: I won't let you hurt my… "Acquaintances". *starts comboing Aisha like a bawse*
*screen change to… Dark Add.*
Dark Add: SERIOUSLY WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH ME?!
*screen change to Elsword*
Elsword: *knocks aside Dark Elsword* So what's that about me being caught off guard?!
Raven: Let's talk about it la—
Elsword: *gets stabbed in the back by Dark Elsword* B-but I thought you were frozen!
Dark Elsword: *burns through the ice with a rune*
Elsword: HOW?! YOU'RE NOT A RUNE SLAYER!
Dark Elsword: Idiot. We're all classes combined into one.
Elsword: !
*epic transition to Chung*
Chung: *gets beat down* Ow… Well… *crunch*
Dark Chung: Any last words? *takes off sunglasses to reveal his purple eyes*
Chung: Yes…. Actually.
Dark Chung: What?
Chung: *changes to Tactical Trooper* SATELLITE RAINNNNNNNNNNNN! *missiles everywhere*
Dark Chung: ARGHHH! *gets overwhelmed by missiles*
Chung: HAHA! That's what you get for trying to beat Prince Sei— *gets hit by a Quantum Ballista*
Dark Chung: You… You're awfully spoiled as a prince.
Chung: Agh… *rubs hand over his wound*
Dark Chung: Enough playing around. It's over. *charges up gun*
Warning Lots of Caps
Rena: OMG DO SOMETHING! *shakes Aisha*
Aisha: I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO! FIREBALL! #blocked FREEZE! #blocked THUNDER! #blocked
Rena: JUST CONTROL CHUNG OR SOMETHING!
Aisha: I DON'T HAVE THAT TYPE OF MAGIC!
Rena: HERE A SKILL NOTE THOUGH IT DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY! *shoves skill note in face*
Aisha: ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT! *casts*
Puppet Sticks appear in front of Aisha and fly into Chung. Then they become transparent.
Chung (partially controlled by Aisha): WHAT IS HAPPENING?!
Meanwhile in Chung's Mind
Chung: GIVE ME THE CONTROLS TO MY BODY AISHA!
Aisha: NO THIS IS FOR YOUR OWN GOOD!
*fights over Chung's body controls*
Meanwhile outside of Chung's Mind
Chung (partially controlled by Aisha): STAHPPP! *prances around*
Dark Chung: *glaring*
Chung (controlled by Aisha): YES I HAVE FULL CONTROL NOW!
Dark Chung: QUIT FOOLING AROUND! *swings cannon like a hammer* I'LL MAKE YOUR BLOOD FLY!
Chung (controlled by Aisha): *ducks* Eep! Oh wait… Blood? YES I HAVE A PERFECT IDEA!
Rena: Go for it, go for it!
Chung (in his mind): Plz don't do it Big Sis…. PLEASE!
Chung (controlled by Aisha): I KNOW YOUR WEAKNESS! IT'S EVERY GUY'S WEAKNESS!
Dark Chung: Oh, and what is that?
Chung (controlled by Aisha): *transforms into Iron Paladin* Teehee! *kisses Dark Chung*
Dark Chung: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! O_o *nosebleed*
Chung: AISHA! WHYYYYYY!
Meanwhile with Elsword….
Elsword: *pushes dark Conwell out of his chest* Ugh.… You don't get the meaning of classes!
Dark Elsword: What do you mean?
Elsword: If you combine all your classes into one, then you don't have the total combined power!
Dark Elsword: That's impossible. *readies sword*
Meanwhile with Chung…
Dark Chung: *EXTREMELY NOSEBLEEDING* *starts to turn white*
Meanwhile with Elsword…
Elsword: Classes were made to have their own unique power!
Dark Elsword: Yes I knew that.
Elsword: Well, it doesn't seem you have much knowledge. Elnoob.
Dark Elsword: Well, your comebacks are those of like a little child's. Elboy.
Elsword: O_o (and that is how Elboy began.) WELL THEN I'LL SHOW YOU THE POWER OF THE KNIGHT!
*INFINITY SWORD: BLADE RAIN!
Dark Elsword: What is this monstrosity?
*RUNE SLAYER: SHINING RUNE BUSTER!
Dark Elsword: ! *flies into black hole*
*FINISHING MOVE: LORD KNIGHT: GIGANTIC BLADEEEEEEEE!
Elsword: *summons a giant sword and grabs it* NOW THIS… IS A FAREWELL! *SLASH SLASH SLASHITY SLASH*
Dark Elsword: Gahh! *_* *flies into the "dead" body of Dark Raven*
Meanwhile with Chung…
Dark Chung: *faints from loss of blood*
Chung (restored control of his own body): HAHAHA! Fuck you Aisha.
Aisha: Hey, you won right?
Chung: Yep! *does an epic dance*
Aisha (whispers to Rena): He doesn't notice he's still in Iron Princess Form. Teehee!
Aisha and Rena: #SELFIE
Chung: HEY!
SUDDEN PURPLE PORTAL
Add: I FOUND WHERE YOU GUYS WERE! HAHHAHA! AND THAT LOSER ME OVER THERE WILL GET A TASTE OF MY HAX AXE!
Dark Add: Hey that rhymes! And NOO YOU MUST USE THE POWER OF FAIRNESS!
Add: SLICE!
Chung: LAAAAAAAAGGGG!
Elgang: *gets sucked into portal*
Dark Elsword: I'M NOT LETTING YOU LEAVE! *jumps into portal*
Raven: *throws Wally into portal*
Dark Elsword: *flies back through portal* *CRUNCH*
Chung: Yo… poor you.
Eve: *shoots a laser through the portal and blows a kiss*
Dark Eve: *groans*
Elgang: YEAH WE DID IT!
Raven: Wait guys we can't celebrate, Banthus is attacking!
Elsword: =_=' TO THE EL MOBILE!
The End of the Chapter
Author's note: Don't ask about Chung please. SPECIAL CHAPTER IS UP NEXT! And no I'm not saying Add uses Hax. Anyways bye!