There were some things Jiraiya JUST knew.
Hell, who needed facts and credible sources these days when you could just as easily find things out by being a wayward, observant pervert.
For example, he KNEW Tsunade's bra size just by scientifically measuring her chest with his eyes (then again, it also didn't hurt that he may have rummaged through her undergarments once or twice... by accident, of course...)
He KNEW that Sarutobi-sensei and his bride-to-be, a quiet but stern kunoichi named Biwako, were apart of an exclusive swingers club... How he had managed to find that out that small bit of information was something he refused to say. Far be it beneath the Toad-Sage-in-training to admit that he had been looking for a Valentine's gift for Tsunade in one of Konoha's more shady districts when he came across a certain advertisement...
And finally, he KNEW that Orochimaru JUST had to be gay.
I mean, come on, what sort of hot-blooded twelve year old male refuses to risk life and limb for some idiotic trip to the women's bathhouse just for a chance to glimpse Koharu Utatane naked?
Shit, Jiraiya already considered it bad enough that his fellow teammate preferred snakes to the company of charming and lovely young ladies.
He'd voiced his opinion several times to anyone who would listen.
Sarutobi-sensei just sighed and shook his head.
Tsunade laughed and then proceeded to lecture Jiraiya on his "subconscious" desire to be with the little fork-tongued creep.
It wasn't until years later and a few empty bottles of sake that the real truth came out:
Orochimaru had lost his virginity to none other than the infamous Koharu Utatane.
A/N: Just a short, random and harmless drabble since I finally got my laptop back up and running. I don't feel like being serious today. In case anyone's wondering, Koharu Utatane is the name of Sarutobi's former teammate and the predominant female member of the council (she makes quite a few appearances in the manga and anime - look her up.)