My Great Big Adventure
The Desert Resort…
…is not a resort at all!
Don't be fooled by its name. There is no oasis of any kind. Rather, its a barren desert with raging sandstorms and, for some reason, a ton of trainers! I'm not sure why they're all just hanging out in the desert, sand blowing in their eyes every few minutes…
I did find a firestone though! It was very hard to see, but the glare of the sunlight reflected off an edge and now it's mine! Once Growlithe learns her best moves, she can evolve into Arcanine if she likes.
I got lost at one point. Thank goodness for the kind nurse who found me and saved me from dehydration with her fresh water! She also directed me towards a resting place…
I was stumbling around in the desert, looking for the supposed shade that was nearby, according to that friendly nurse… probably for at least half an hour more I wandered around, lost.
When I was just about to give up, my foot slipped and I tumbled down a stairwell! I'm not sure how old this picture is, probably a couple years old… but the entire castle is now covered in sand! You can't see any of it
All that I found inside the underground ruins was sand. Sand, sand, and more sand.
And two corpses…
Kidding, kidding. They were two self-proclaimed psychics, apparently bunking there because the world is going to end soon. I couldn't convince them to come back to civilization.
I wonder how long they've been down there…
It would seem that Brycenman vs Riolu Girl is quite popular… grossing some $20 billion.
I don't even… as one of the stars, I suppose I shouldn't mention how awful the scripts are, should I?
A lot of people recognize me now though, from that stupid movie, and I seem to have a small fan base. Great… Well, anyway.
On my way to Nimbasa City, some old rich dude freaked out over managing his new shopping mall, and dumped the entire management process on me!
ME!
I'm only a teenager!
I don't know what he was smoking but he was off his rocker…
And even though I kept saying NO, I somehow have 3 assistants and a few shops. And they all call me 'Master'. Which both terrifies and elates me.
And they only let me leave after I promised I would return once a week to check on things. We'll see about that…
FINALLY, I reached my next destination: Nimbasa City!
And I thought Castelia was the city of neon!
So many things, so many places, so many PEOPLE!
You'll never get anything done in this city because all the colors will distract you!
This city has two athletic facilities! TWO!
There's a smaller court for basketball and tennis, and a bigger stadium for soccer and football.
I couldn't get past the lobby of the big stadium, there were so many people! All of the tickets to the soccer game were sold out and scalpers were crawling all over the place. However, I did manage to see some of the small court. There was a youth basketball team practicing on the court, and some of them were friendly enough to engage in Pokemon battles with me.
People in this city are crazy about sports…
And musicals.
Things to know: people who watch movies… tend to watch musicals.
The building was filled with adoring fans of mine.
And the president of Pokemon Musicals tried to get me to star in one of his shows! Thankfully he wasn't as pushy as the guy from Pokestar Studios…. I escaped without performing!
But not without having to sign a ton of autographs…