I Do not Own: Randy Cunningham: 9th Grade ninja
Howard's Pov
I was getting my books from my locker when I hear Randy shouting my name, I turn around only to see that he is being chased by…red stank?! Oh no this isn't good the ninja is getting stanked! I start running as fast as my little legs can take me. After a while of running I find Cunningham on top of the carp's eye. This can't be good.
"Cunnigham!" I shouted right before the stank and the Tengu bird ent- Wait what?!
"This can't be good." Randy Cunningham just turned into the Tengu while being stanked; A giant bird with black feathers and red feathers around the top while being three times bigger than Howard.
I started running as far away from him, wait he's mad at someone who could it be, think Howard, think. I started retracing Randy's step hoping of finding what got him mad and take them as far away as possible. Ok so Randy got note….Blackmail, went to Debbie and Theresa. Wait! It's gravy fries day, got to get to the cafet- No Howard focus ok. What happened after Debbie? Wait got they have gotten him mad or sad? Oh no I got to find them. I started rushing towards the cafeteria since it's lunch. I looked for them around the cafeteria until I spotted them.
"Kang! Fowler!" I shout
"What do you want Howard?" Debbie asked.
"It's all your fault that Cunningham's like this."
"What do you mean?" Theresa asked worryingly
"I'll explain later but we got to get out of here before it's to late." I say desperately as I grab both Debbie and Theresa's hand so we can go before Cunningham gets here.
"No what are you doing? We're not going to go until you explain to us." Debbie ask, of course Debbie won't go just like that.
"I can't we have to go before it's too late!"
"What do you mean, too late?"
"Listen Debbie if you want to live, come with me now!" I shout at Debbie. She hesitated before I grabbed her hand and started running outside the school, but before I know it Cunningham burst through to wall and started looking for us. I hid behind the tree, until Randy went one way and I ran the other.
"What was that?!" Debbie Screamed
"It's more of a who…" I said
"wait do you mean that's Randy?" Theresa asked
"Yeah that's Randy."
"Wait that's impossible every student that has been stanked usually turns into a monster with a different coloured skin. Not a bird."
"Yeah about that. When Randy got stanked he was possessed by the Tengu bird then stanked by….red stank…" After saying that sentence Debbie and Theresa were staring at me with wide eyes.
"What do you mean Red Stank. Theresa ask eagerly.
"Just what I meant, Randy got stanked by red stank, probably cause some how he found out he's the ninja." I shot Debbie a death glare.
"What about the Tengu Bird part?" Debbie asks
"Ok so when Randy got stanked the carp's eye got cracked, thus releasing the tengu bird. But the last time this happened I was possessed and it was during Spirit Week."
"So this isn't the first time it happens?"
"No Kang and you're supposed to be the smart one here." Debbie just stared at me, as we ran as far away as we can and hid behind a building in case the building decides to break down while we're in it when Randy comes.
"Do you have any ideas how we can De-Stank Randy?"
"I'm not sure but I think it's the same with every stank, that we have to destroy is most precious item."
"But this isn't an ordinary Stank we're talking about, it's red remember?"
"Yeah but no. I think everything applies the same way either to apologize for what has happened or destroy a precious item."
When they noticed Randy/Tengu bird getting closer to them they started running before Randy spots them.
Several Running and a sweating Howard Later
Nobody;s Pov
"Ok…I…Think..we…lost..him" Howard said trying to catch his breath.
"Guys we cant keep running, we need a plan to unstank Randy." Said an extremely concerned Theresa.
"I don't know what we can do the most precious items he hold is the NinjaNomicon or the mask. And Theresa no way we can destroy the Nomicon, but we can destroy the mask since that what makes him what he loves." Howard explained.
"But if we destroy the mask there well be no ninja." Debbie protested
"On the contrary Kang, and if we destroy the mask it will be killing two birds in one stone." Debbie started giving Howard and irritate look. Before she spoke aloud
"Just spill it out already, we cant read minds." Debbie snapped.
"Ok remember I told you that I was possessed by the Tengu once." They both nodded in agreement. "Well the only way to get me unprocessed was to destroy the mask, since the ninja and the Tengu are one."
"Well how is that going to help us?" Howard gave Debbie a questionable glare, like how couldn't the smartest person in the school not getting where he's at. Finally Howard gave up on her and sighed and said his plan hoping for her to get what's going on now.
"Ok so this is what's going to happen. Before Randy went to talk to you he left his mask and books in his bag that's in his locker, So if we can get to his locker safely, we can take the mask and cut it in half, which would unstank Randy and be unpossessed by the spirit. Got it?"
After a while of Debbie and Theresa processing the idea, they caught up to the plan and nodded, signaling Howard its time for them to put the plan in action. Theresa was going to distract Randy; since he is partly mad at her, while Howard and Debbie will go to Randy locker and get the mask out of his locker and cut it in half. Even thos the plan was simple it will be hard for them to do it. Well they are running from a gaint bird that can kill them in a sec.
At the school
"Guys Randy isn't here, maybe its going to be easier than I thought." Howard said thus jinxing them, because right after he said that guess what happens Randy lands right in front of them clearly looking for them but his back was to them so he didn't see them. When he turned around all three teenagers ducked hoping they wouldn't get noticed by him. But it was too late Randy already noticed them, so Howard grabbed both their hands before Randy can do anything, they got out in the nick of time only to see part of the school completely damaged by a tornado that's making its way to the town as it getting smaller.
"Since when can the tengu create a tornado?!" Howard screamed.
"I don't know couldn't you create a tornado?" Theresa asked
"No I wasn't able to do anything, the only thing I could do is what the ninja does since we are linked."
"Ok the plan is not going to work so efficient now that we know he can do tornado with his wings, anything else we need to know?" Debbie asked.
"Ok so if I'm correct, the tornado is considered as an air fist, so that means he has ninja rage, earth attack and hydro hands. Yeah is going to be a lot harder than we thought…."
"So the Tengu has all the abilities that the ninja has, because the suit's made from its feathers?" Debbie asked.
"Yeah pretty much."
"We are doomed…"
"if we are going to die anyway, lets die knowing we tried." Theresa said trying to brighten things up.
"But I don't wanna die.." whined Howard
"Oh shut up Howard and help us free Randy." Debbie commanded which cause Howard to flinch and nod ok. So they all abandoned the first plan since now they know what they're up against and decided they should focus on destroying the mask. When they entered the school from the broken wall, Howard tripped and fell flat on his face causing a lot of noise, when Randy noticed it they Howard started to get up.
"Come on Howard get up!" Debbie screamed at Howard
"I'm getting Up!" Howard said frustrated. When Howard Finally got up they started running as fast as they could trying to get to Randy's locker and behind them Randy is destroying every obstacle preventing him from getting to them, he started breathing fire right behind them, when the fire almost hit Howard Debbie rushed towards him and tackled him.
"Wow that was close, Thanks Kang." Howard said sincerely.
"No problem." With that said they started running for their lives until Howard noticed Randy's locker.
"Guys I found Randy's locker, you got to distract him for me." Howard said to the girls
"Ok just make it quick before he kills us."
Howard's Pov
I saw the girls distracting Cunningham so I started putting in the combination, ofcourse I'll no it we're best bros, after a couple of seconds I opened the locker and grabbed the bag and took out the mask just when I was about to rip it I heard screaming, turning my head to the source I saw Debbie and Theresa stuck at a corner from the sudden surprise I decided to return the favor to Kang and save her, so I threw the bag at Cunningham not before I took out the mask of course. When he didn't do anything I started throwing books at him till h looked at me and started chasing me around the school, until we ended up where it all started….The Carp's eye. I tripped over myself to the ground and Randy was just behind me ready to attack at any moment, so like any smart person would do I decided to reason with him.
Randy's Pov
"Listen Cunningham I know you don't want to do this, I know you don't want to kill you best bro, you just have to fight the Tengu and the stank, I know it's too much to ask but just try Cunningham try." Wait was that Howard… whats happening to me. I can't let it take control
"Cunningham I know you can hear me, just fight the urge!" Howard shouted.
I Can't let it take control, Fight the Stank, Fight the Tengu, Focus Cunningham you can do this. Come on I'm the ninja I can't let the Sorcerer win! With those final words said I noticed someone in front of me but shorter, wait! That's Howard! I give him a hug even tho I noticed I still have the wings on me.
"Ok Cunningham you can let me down now." Howard said so I did as I was told.
I tried to talk but it was a long shot since I'm a bird, after a couple of seconds Theresa and Debbie came into view, I was still mad at them cause they caused this but I decided to drop it since I don't want to be controlled again. When I saw the mask in Howards hand I knew what had to be done, signaled him to drop the mask so he just stared at me for a while before he got it. When he dropped the mask onto the floor and used my feet claws to rip it in half. Once that is don't I got unstanked and blacked out the last thing I heard was Howard calling my name and giving me a hug.
At the Sorcerer
"NOOOOO! I almost got out this time and got the ninja. I have to put my trust in that buffoon they loved called McFist to kill him now." The Sorcerer said with clear disapointmeant
"Don't worry Ninja but I will get you one day. [Insert evil laugh here]"
Wow this took me a lot of time to write sorry if the chapter was not what you expected, to all the people who were eager to find out what happened here you go. This chapter is long over dew so thank you for reading and or reviewing.
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