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"I don't even understand why you have a host club like this." Haruhi said.
"It's a cruel reality isn't it? It's not often that god creates a perfect person like moi. Beautiful on the inside and out." Tamaki said. Did he even hear what Haruhi and I said about looks?
"Say what?" Haruhi said surprised, thinking the same thing I was.
I understand how you feel since not everyone is as blessed as I am, but you must console yourself otherwise how could you go on living. And think about this, why do you think people put works of art in museums? So they can be shared with the world. . ." Tamaki said. He does not get what we are trying to say at all.
"There is a word to describe people like him." Haruhi said beside me.
"Self-centred?" I asked.
"No, that's not it."
"Supercilious?"
"Close, but that's not it. I wish I could remember that word. A pain in the neck? No. There is something that fits him perfectly."
Haruhi said after a moment, "Huh I got it!"
"Did I strike a chord?" Tamaki said beside us.
"Obnoxious." Haruhi said. Yeah that's the word.
Tamaki went into an emo corner.
"I'm sorry Tamaki-sempi." Haruhi said.
Each twin put an arm over our shoulders.
"You're a hero alright." One of the twins said.
Tamaki is a pain, but he probably can't help it, like how Sherlock can't tell when something is socially wrong. He is only trying to help us in his own way.
"I'm sorry sempi. But your lesson did strike a small chord with us." Haruhi said while elbowing my side.
I know when to take a hint "Umm, yeah. Your suggestions were very informative."
Tamaki stood up and became is normal obnoxious self again "Really it did? Let me teach you more my friends."
That was fast. Is he bi-polar? I've never met one before, at least this Host club will give me insight. Then again there is the possibility that Haruhi's comment didn't really affect him, and he was just asking for attention. Either way there are some psyclogical issues in Tamaki's head.
"Well he got over that quick." Haruhi said quietly.
"Boss?" Kauro asked.
"Call me king." Tamaki said dramatically. How about no.
"You can teach them all the basics of hosting. . ." Kaoru started.
"But they're not going to get very far with the ladies if they don't look the part." Hikaru said walking in front of Haruhi. While Karuo walked in front of me.
"There not exactly Host club material, but maybe took off his glasses it will help." Hikaru said taking off Haruhi's glasses.
"… And if we move Dare's bangs." Kaoru said moving my bangs out of my eyes. Honestly I never had a problem with my bangs being in my eyes, actually I only have bangs to hide the scars that Moriarty made close to my hairline. Then again my bangs don't need to be long to hide them. But adamantly everything does look clearer.
"Hey I need those. I use to have contacts, but I lost them on the first day of school" Haruhi said.
Tamaki rushed over and pushed the twins out of the way to see what Haruhi and I look without our glasses/bangs.
He snapped his fingers "Hikaru, Kaoru."
"Got it." They replied then grabbed our wrists and dragged us out of the room. How they managed to bring us to the changing room with my crutches in under a minute is beyond me.
The shut the curtain and held up two male uniforms. "Here, change into these uniforms."
"What?! But why?!" Haruhi and I said in sync.
"Don't ask questions," They said before they practically tacked us.
What?! That sound like something a rapist would say.
"No way!" Haruhi said fighting with Kaoru. I on the other hand was using one on my crutches to keep Hikaru a safe distance away.
They kept chanting 'change.'
"Not with you two in here!" I said
"Fine well change but you two have to get out!" Haruhi said kicking the boys out.
~Time Skip~
After what felt like forever with the hair stylist. The club thought cool to have a big reveal with the other members to see how our 'make-over' turned out.
"Umm, sempi?" Haruhi asked from the changing beside me.
Hmm, I look a lot like Sherlock, with the differences of feminine features, a light tan, and thankfully thicker hair. Maybe I should dye all my hair red, to at least try and show that I'm not the same as him. That's probably why Danny bleached his hair and styles it to look like he has a perfect bed head.
Sadly the hairstylist washed out the hair product that I was using to keep my hair from curling at the end, so curly ends are back. Something to fix at home.
"Aren't you done changing yet?" Tamaki asked.
I heard a curtain move.
"Are you sure it's okay for us to keep the uniforms?" Haruhi asked.
"Haru-chan you look so cute." Honey said.
"Come on out Dare. Or we'll drag you out." I heard the twins say outside. Dammit, I guess they didn't forget about me.
I limped out of the changing room.
All of them were staring at me. Staring is bad right? With my experience people stare before they started the insults.
I lowered my head and closed my eyes, waiting for the name calling and snide remarks.
"You look great Dare-chan!" Hunny said. I looked at him shocked, deducing that he actually means it. Oh yeah, they don't know who I am, nor have they seen me make deductions. . . Why does this upset me?
I turn toward Haruhi "Dare you look almost like-"
"Don't say it." I cut her off, I already get compared to my brother's way more than I like.
She gives me an apologetic look after she remembered that I don't like to be compared to my brothers.
"Oh so cute, you both look as pretty as a girls." Tamaki said. How can you say that and not see the truth?
"If we knew this is what you really look like. We would have helped you out sooner." The twins said.
"Who knows, maybe they'll draw in customers." Kyoya said.
"Yeah know that was just I was thinking." Tamaki said. I call bullshit.
"It looks like our little errand boys are moving up the ranks. Starting today you are both official members of the host club. I will personally train you both to be first rate hosts. If you can both get 100 customers to request your service, we will forget about your 8 million yen debt." Tamaki said.
"A Host!" Haruhi said. At least I won't have to do much walking.
~Time Skip~
"So Dare is your hair naturally curly or do you style it?" the brunette guest asked.
"Is it true that you are a foreigner?" the second brunette with a ponytail asked.
I am sitting with three customers. Haruhi and I decided that we would do better if we worked separately. But I honestly have no idea what to do, and it's making me nervous! I never had to actually try to get people to like me. People outside my family just assume that I am just like Mycroft or Sherlock, so I never had much of a chance.
I look to Haruhi's table and see that she doesn't know what to do either. I might as well just answer their questions since they are trying to be nice.
"Umm, my hair is naturally curly. I usually use a product that straightens my hair, since curly hair is difficult to brush." I said. They stared at me shocked. What? That doesn't seem to strange, does it?
"You're from Britain?" The first brunette asked. How did she know that?
"Uh, yeah. How did you know th-" I stopped when I realised that I was using my British accent instead the Japanese accent that learned after I got to Japan. I assumed that would be a target for bullying if I used my London accent.
They screamed.
"Please say more!" the girl with the pony tail asked. Wait they like British accents? Hmm. . . I can work with this.
"What do want me to say?" I said seductively, hopefully pulling off Sherlock's smirk when he know he has the upper hand, or what Molly calls his 'sexy smile'.
Two of them got nose bleeds while the other one had bushed a deep red color.
Yeah, I can work with this.
~Time Skip~
Tamaki snapped his fingers "Haruhi, Dare, come here for a second."
I sighed. We're still Tamaki's bitches.
I gave my guests an apologetic smile "Excuse me, I'll only be gone for a second." Then winked and added "Then I'm all yours." Smirking when they screamed again.
Haruhi and I limped/walked over to Tamaki.
"Yeah?" I asked.
"What's up?" Haruhi asked.
"I'd like you two to meet someone." Tamaki said. Hey it's the rich brat from earlier.
"This is my regular guest, princess Ayanokoji." Tamaki said.
Hmmm, Mycroft warned me what to when someone in a high political positon dislikes you. What was it?
"Well it is a pleasure to meet you." Haruhi said with a closed eyed smile. Oh yeah, kill them with kindness. Emphasis on kill.
"It is lovely for us to be introduced properly." I said smiling handing her a yellow rose with pink tips. They assigned us rose colors when they promoted us. Haruhi got a deep red rose.
Apparently a yellow rose means friendship, and something about . . . falling in love? Then again don't all roses mean something about love?
Tamaki jumped up and started spinning her around. Maybe being injured is a good thing.
"That was so cute! That was very good! Supper good!" Tamaki gushed while still spinning Haruhi around. Do they know the definition of personal space?
"Um Tamaki?" Ayanokoji asked wide eyed.
"Mori-sempi help me!" Haruhi cried.
Mori took on a scary look before going and rescuing Haruhi by lifting her off the ground. He gave her a funny look, and then turned to me and gave me the same look.
"Mori-sempi, you really didn't have to go that far. Come on little one let daddy give you a big hug." Tamaki said.
"I already got a dad, I don't need another one." Haruhi replied.
He turned to me "What about you, do you want a hug from daddy?"
I looked at him wide eyed, I am not use to physical displays of affection. Well I am but, not to their extremes. I'm not use to Ranka way of displaying affection either.
I felt two arms go across my shoulders. "Sorry boss, but it looks like Dare is too injured to handle your phrase." The twins said on either side of me.
What?
~Time Skip~
"Hey, where did our bags go?" Haruhi asked.
Haruhi and I were looking around for our bags. I thought we left them by our desks, but they're not there.
I looked out the window and frowned. "I have an idea to where they have gone."
Haruhi joined me by the window. "Are you kidding me?! How did that happen? I didn't think there were bullies at this school."
"Believe me. Bullies are everywhere." I said sadly. "And if I'm correct, a certain princess is the culprit."
I turned around and limped down the hallway.
"Hey where are you going?"
I gave her a confused look "To go get our bags?"
"No. if you fell you could cause more injury to your leg. How about I go and get the bags and you tell the host club that I'm going to be late."
I sighed. I didn't want Haruhi to do everything for me, but I guess until I'm all healed I stuck being a useless handicap. Also I really don't want to go to the club alone.
"Yeah I'll go tell them, try not to take too long."
She smiled "I'll be right back," she took off running towards the pond.
I turned to the stairs. Crap, they should invest in an elevator here.
~Short Time Skip~
I walked into the club. There weren't any guests here yet so everyone was waiting.
"Hey Dare. Where is Haruhi?" Tamaki asked when he came up to me.
"Umm, she is checking out the pond?" I said. It came out more as a question then an answer.
"Oh ,tring to skip out on the club I see. Which pond?"
"The one with the pissing cupid."
"Dare that is not the proper language that a gentleman should have." Tamaki scolded.
"What else was I going to use, the urinating cupid?" I asked.
He sighed, "We can work on it later, and right now I have to retrieve the other commoner." He left looking very annoyed.
I turned back to the rest of the club, all of whome were staring at me.
"What?" I asked.
"Nothing. It's just that we haven't seen you without Haruhi nearby." Kaoru said.
"I could say the same for four other people in this room." I said giving him a does it matter look.
"Moving on. What is Haruhi really doing Ms. Fujioka?" Kyoya said. Ah, so that's what he knew, and judging by the lack of surprise from the other hosts they know as well.
"Fishing our bags out of the pond, after a one of Tamaki's guests threw it there. Well I suspect it was her anyways." I said.
"And she didn't need help?" Hikaru asked.
I sighed "I can't exactly help her without the chance of ferther injuring my leg."
"Yes you were hospitalised, correct?" Kyoya asked.
"Umm, yeah. I have no intention of going back."
"Why were you in the hospital Dare-chan?" Hunny asked.
"A Garbage truck missed a stop sign, and hit the bus I was on." I said, trying not to remember what happened with Moriarty. "And a window siding broke and went through my leg, and the glass left a lot of cuts on my arms and some on my head." Lie. Most of the scars are from me trying to scratch out the words FREAK and WORTHLESS that Moriarty carved into my arms. Anyone could only see the words if they really looked. Also my self-harm stunt caused everyone to think that I need time away from London.
The club looked upset about the new information given to them about their newest member.
"I so sorry Dare-chan! Don't worry we'll try to help you any way we can!" Hunny declared.
I blinked at them. I'm very confused "Why?"
"Because we care about you." Hunny replied simply.
"Why?"
"Because were friends."
"You want us to be friends?" Now I'm very confused.
"Yes. Unless you don't want us to." Hunny said looking like he is going to cry.
"Umm yeah. Sure." I said, not sure how to act in this kind of situation.
"You don't sound sure." Hikaru pointed out.
"Huh, I am. It's just that . . . I've never really had friends before." I said, my voice growing quitter after each word.
"Aww, well were your friends now Dare!" The twins declared, now hugging me from either side.
"Yeah. And I'm sure Tama-chan feels the same way!" Hunny said smiling.
I gave them a small smile.
"As nice as this is our guests will be arriving. Meaning our plan to reveal the Fujioka's true gender to the king will be starting soon." Kyoya said.
I looked at him suspicious "What plan?"
He smirked and adjusted his glasses "You will find out later."
"Does it involve dumping some sort of liquid on Haruhi and I, so we'll be forced to change into girl uniforms does it." I asked.
They looked at me wide eyed "How did you know?" Kaoru asked.
"Well Tamaki doesn't seem to be the most intuitive person, considering he hasn't learned that Haruhi and I think his way of showing affection is a bit much."
They all nodded in understanding before they left to take their places.
~Time Skip~
Ayanokoji requested Haruhi and I. I wore a poker face, on my left Haruhi looked like she was trying to figure out why she wanted to talk to us. It's obvious, it's meant to be intimidation. Ayanokoji was looking calm and collected sitting on my right.
"Oh really? That must have been terrible. I can't imagine what I would do if my bag fell into the pond." Ayanokoji said.
I took a sip of my tea and tried not to grimace at the taste. It's way too watery, note to self, make my own tea when at the club.
"And you actually got Tamaki to search that dirty old pond with you, how astonishing." Ayanokoji said. I was surprised when I heard it too.
"You do realise he is a blue blood and not a commoner right. The only reason why he is paying attention to the both of you is because he is trying to turn you into gentlemen. Don't start thinking he cares about you two because he is doting on you." Ayanokoji said. Bitch, the Holmes family are very influential in Britain, and are in fact a very wealthy family, it's just that we don't care about money. Aaaaannnd she doesn't know I'm a Holmes. :/
"Now I understand. You're jealous of us." Haruhi said.
I smirked "You are defiantly my cousin Haruhi."
She looked scared, then she grabbed our hands and pulled us towards her, making us knock over the table.
I landed on my bad leg. Which hurt! Haruhi hovered over Ayanokoji.
Ayanokoji screamed "No! Leave me alone! Someone help me, they just attacked me!"
No one moved, everyone stared in shock. I was mentally going through very colorful curses, and even Sherlock would make me wash my mouth out with soap.
"Someone do something! Teach these commoners a lesson!" Ayanokoji yelled, practically in my ear by the way.
The twins dumped cold tea over the 3 of us. The plan has started.
"Why did you do that?" Ayanokoji asked.
Tamaki walked over to us and helped Ayanokoji stand up.
"Do something Tamaki. Haruhi and Dare just assaulted me." Ayanokoji said. What the fuck do you mean?! I'm the only one in pain!
"I'm disappointed in you. You threw their bags into the pond didn't you." Tamaki said.
"You don't know that. Do you have any proof that I did?"
"You know, you're a beautiful girl. But you aren't classy enough to be our guest dear. If there is one thing I know. Haruhi and Dare are not those kind of men."
"Why Tamaki. You idiot!" Ayanokoji ran away crying. Does it make me a bad person that I'm happy that this happened to her? BLOODY HELL! It hurts to try and sit up!
"Hmm, how am I going to punish you two, because it is your fault after all. Your quotas are now 1,000!" Tamaki said. Tamaki you are soooooo fucking lucky I'm injured right now.
"1,000" Haruhi said shocked.
"Come on." Tamaki said holding a hand out to Haruhi. Glad to know where I stand.
The twins lifted and stood me up carefully. I leaned heavily on Kaoru.
"I've got high expectations for you two my little rookies." Tamaki said winking at us.
Haruhi and I paled.
"Sorry these are the only spare uniforms we have. Sorry but it is better than wet ones right? And I put some gauze in the bag so you can change your bandages Dare." Kyoya said holding out two bags.
"Thanks guys were going to go change." Haruhi said grabbing the bags and letting me lean on her.
~Time skip~
Haruhi was wearing her undershirt when she saw that I was struggling with some of my bandages. I was only wearing a bra and underwear. Good thing were both girls.
Haruhi just finished tying the last bandage when Tamaki walked in the changing room holding towels. He looked shocked when he let the curtain close. Yeah, not sure how I feel about Tamaki seeing me half naked.
"Haruhi, Dare." Tamaki said.
"Yeah." We answered.
"So you're girls."
"Biologically speaking yeah." Haruhi said.
We changed into the girls uniforms and walked out.
Tamaki started to pull his hair out.
"Listen sempi, we don't really care about weather guys recognise be as a boy or a girl. In my option it's more important for a person to be recognised for who they are, rather what sex they are." Haruhi said.
"Same here cousin." I said smiling. Why are Kyoya, Hikaru, and Kaoru blushing?
"Well isn't this an interesting development." Kyoya said.
"Oh yeah." The twins said.
"I have to say sempi, I thought you were pretty cool earlier." Haruhi said. Tamaki put his hand over his mouth as his face turned a bright red.
"Now I could be wrong, but I think we may be witnessing the beginnings of love here." Kyoya said.
"Too bad it takes an entire season for them to start to realise that they like each other." Dare said.
(Author: Dare don't beak the fourth-wall!)
(Dare: Just did~ ;P )
"Being a host and being fussed over by a bunch of girls may not be that bad." Haruhi said "I wonder how we can pull it off?"
"We pulled it off unintentionally since school started, so it can't be that difficult." I said.
"Oh and we can call every dude and bro now too." Haruhi said giggling. I giggled at her reasoning.
~Time Skip~
The other Hosts had to go back to their guests, and Haruhi and I had to wait for our clothes to finish drying so we can leave.
"They don't seem that bad." Haruhi said. We were sitting in the changing room.
"Yeah they're okay. A tad idiotic, but not boring." I replied.
"Are you going to tell them who you really are?" She asked after a moment.
"Haruhi, telling random people we just met who I really am while I'm hiding from Moriarty doesn't seem like a smart idea."
She looked sheepish "Yeah, I guess you're right. But are you going to them someday?"
"I don't know. Why are you fixated on this?"
"Umm, it's just that. I've never seen you actually enjoy other people's company that isn't family. Well other than that time you stayed with our other cousins in America."
I grimaced at the mention of my stay in America, let's just say that family doesn't always mean trust.
"And if you tell them who you are they will stop calling you a commoner." Haruhi said.
"So they can start calling me freak. No. I'll take commoner over freak any day."
Haruhi gave me a sad look, but didn't say anything else. She is aware of my frequent bulling that I received in London.
We sat in silence until Kaoru came with our clean uniforms. He gave us a curious look about the quiet atmosphere, but didn't say anything.
After we changed, it was only us and the twins still in the club room. They said something about a surprise for the boss.
When we left Haruhi and I walked towards the stair case.
"Where are you guys going?" Hikaru asked.
"Yeah the elevator is the other way." Kaoru said. What?! There's an elevator!
"Elevator?" Haruhi asked.
"Yeah, it's down the hallway, it should be the first door on the right." Kaoru explained.
"What?! Why didn't you tell us sooner?!" I almost yelled.
"We thought you knew. Oh well, see you two tomorrow." They said before heading down stairs.
Haruhi and I sweat dropped.
Well my time at Ouran Academy is going to be . . . interesting.
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Kyoya
Hikaru
or Kaoru
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