Wow.

Hey guys long time no write…

Heh I wish I had a big story to tell you to make up for not writing, but I just have this to say- I. DON'T. HAVE. INSPIRATION.

I still don't but since I have been craving a jasper story I remembered I had this account.

To be honest, I forgot my password, but then I saved it on my laptop, so ALL GOOD.

I discontinued this story, but I reread this, and was like heeeyyy this is actually pretty good.

Lets get on with it now then.

Disclaimer: I am not Rick Riordan.

Piper POV

I like Calypso. She's actually pretty cool.

Jason on the other hand isn't. He practically acts like I'm still in love with him. Ha, big mistake. Literally in the last period I poured some chemicals on him, just to see what would happen. I got a detention, but it was worth it. He screamed so high I think dogs heard it, and then our teacher flipped. He (the teacher) started to calm Jason down while holding a fire extinguisher. Jason, on the other hand, was jumping up and down while shouting "IT BURNNNSSSS!" and Leo was singing "And we're gonna let it burn burn burn burn." Then, the principle came in and dismissed us all, and Jason went to the nurse, leaving me and Leo in the classroom with Mr. Dionysis (the principle).

"That was very dangerous. You should be more careful young lady, and you mister should not be singing while one of the students are in, um, well, in PAIN! Detention for you both, I hope this is the last time I will have to meet with you here in the science lab. That is all."

We both rushed out, once we got out, we both started laughing and ended up on the floor.

LIIINNNNNEEEEE BBBBRRRREEEAAAAKKKKKKKKK

I come back to lunch with a cheery Calypso, an elfish Leo, a concerned Hazel, a flustered Frank, Annabeth trying to not laugh, Thalia laughing hard, Nico or Khione no where, a Percy with a bandaged head (a running away from 2 angry girls injury), a Reyna steaming angry, and oh the best part ever, a Jason with an ice pack on his balls.

I sit next to Leo, and put my tray filled with a fruit salad and vegetables on the table. When I sit Annnabeth couldn't handle it anymore and bursted out laughing which made Thalia laugh even more.

"So, Jason what happened?" I ask breaking into a grin. "He was in the nurse because a certain someone cause an accident in the science lab," said an angry Reyna. "Wasn't my fault he was my lab partner, we all know never sit right beside me on testing days." I look at the others and they all nod, well except for Reyna and Jason.

"It's okay Rey, it was just a misunderstanding of where the chemicals were to be poured. I said to pour it on THE ball, not MY balls McLean," says Jason. I roll my eyes. Like I was ACTUALLY listening to him.

"Ladies, let's not fight, let us talk about what is really important… FOOD," says the ever-so hungry Leo. "I've gotta say Valdez you're singing skills were proven when Jason was 'burning'," I say to him while recounting the memory.

"Hwy thank you McLean, I aim to please," he says with a bow afterward. "So, did you two finish you're song," Hazel asks, pointing to Annabeth and Percy. "No, he was occupied," says Annabeth. "Yeah, he had to REALLY run from us if he wanted to stay alive," chimes in Calypso.

"Can we PLEASE not talk about that again, okay! I've learned my lesson okay!" I laugh and then get up to throw away my lunch, and Thalia gets up following me. "I have to say, that thing you did to my little brother was GENIUS! I heard him from language arts screaming when it happened, I wish I was there."

I laugh then say, "I know right? I can't believe I didn't get expelled. Tomorrow, I'm planning on something even better tomorrow!"

So yeah, that happened.

You guys wanted Jasper, I think that was a pretty good start.

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