"Thanks for inviting us over for the summer, Australia." America said happy as he took a bite out of his sandwich. He, Canada, and Australia were sitting on the porch of Australia's home, eating lunch.
"Hot." Canada whined as he fanned himself.
"What are you talking about?" Australia laughed. "It's only about 90 degrees out here."
"Feels fine to me." America said with a shrug.
"Curse you two and your hellish weather." Canada said as he glared at them.
"Aw Mattie, you're such a ba-MY SANDWICH!" America cried in surprise as his sandwich was snatched out of his hands by an enormous bird.
"Dammit, I thought I chased you out of my yard this morning." Australia shouted angrily at the emu. The bird only grunted at him as it swallowed the sandwich in one gulp. It then raced off looking extremely pleased with itself.
"It ate my sandwich." America said miserably as he watched the bird run off.
"That emu is worse than the ones I had to deal with during the emu wars." Australia grumbled.
"Emu wars?" Canada asked giving Australia a bewildered look. "You fought a war against emus?"
"Yeah, and lost." Australia said with a sigh.
"How the heck do you lose to a bunch of birds?" America asked looking rather amused.
"Don't underestimate those birds." Australia said with a dark look. "They may look stupid, but they are just as clever as you or me. They beat a machine gun, out smarted the military, and caused the farmers around here a lot of trouble."
"Dude, are there any animals in your country that aren't able to kill people?" America asked nervously as he glanced around him.
"Nope" Australia said cheerfully as he sipped his lemonade.
"You're so weird." Canada sighed.
A/N: So, this really did happen. The participants in this war were the Emus and the Royal Australian Artillery. The Emus won.