Hello Another day another chapter... Sorry it has taken so long. I have no laptop, I am borrowing other peoples laptops.

Anyways... Here is chapter four for you. Merry Christmas! Happy New Year!

Enjoy!

I DON'T OWN IT!

Sasuke woke in the hospital.

It was different this time though. His mother wasn't at his side. Then he remembered why.

"Hi!" A voice said from the doorway. Sasuke looked at him. It was the boy from before.

"What do you want?" He asked. He didn't feel like talking to anyone.

The boy grinned at him. He didn't say anything as he walked closer. His smile grew wider as he got closer.

"My name is Naruto. I am going to be your friend." Naruto told him.

Sasuke could swear that he heard someone slap themselves. He looked at the boy with suspicion. "Why?"

Naruto frowned a bit and looked like he was thinking. "Because." Naruto said with a pout. "I want to be your friend." Naruto said. "And someone asked me to look over you." Naruto said.

"Who?" Sasuke was confused. "Who asked you?" Could his family have known? Did they ask him?

"I don't know. It was a tall guy with black hair." Naruto said. He just described more then half the village.

"Oh." Sasuke didn't want to talk. He just sat there as the blonde boy described an adventure he had a few days ago.

Naruto got back to his apartment at sunset. Ran was waiting for him, two cups of ramen in hand.

"Hallo Ran! Ooo ramen!" Naruto exclaimed as he sat at the table.

"Sasuke woke up today." Naruto told Ran in German before downing one of the cups.

"What did he say?" Ran asked before cleaning up after Naruto. Ran made sure that Naruto's apartment was spotless.

"Well after you left, he didn't really say anything, just grunted when I asked a question. I told him about our adventure with Tora." Naruto told him.

Tora, or more know to the genin teams that had to find her Tora the Demon Cat, and Naruto didn't get along until Ran came along. Ran told Naruto a story about another demon cat. Both Naruto and Tora listened to him without complaint. Then after he was done the cat decided to follow them. After that day Naruto and Ran would help Tora escape genin teams.

"What did he say about me?" Ran asked. Everyone else thinks that Ran is Naruto's imaginary friend.

"He called me an idiot and that I was to old to have imaginary friends..." Naruto told Ran with his head down.

"If you want we can prank the class again." Ran told Naruto with a smile.

Ran might not be able to see, but with his amazing 'sight' he can easily navigate through crowds. It helps that he can go right through them. He has used this to prank several people, including Naruto's classmates, excluding the four boys who helped him.

Naruto nodded and his flames flickered in excitement telling Ran Naruto's answer.

"Can we do it tomorrow?!" Naruto asked excitedly. Ron chuckled at him.

"As you wish." Ran told him as he got Naruto ready for sleep.

"Good night Ran." Naruto said as he slipped into his dreams.

5 years

Naruto ran away from the ninja, laughing like a madman the entire way.

Ran ran right beside him, he hadn't aged a day, he is still ten and now a younger brother figure to Naruto.

"Is this necessary?" Ran asked Naruto, in Mandarin, as they ran. Even though they can't see Ran, they knew that someone helped Naruto, and they would figure him out if they caught them.

Naruto nodded as they ran. He quickly hid by the fence, using a cloth that looked exactly like it, effectively hiding him from view.

The others ran right past him.

"That was a close one Ran." Naruto said as he lowered the cloth.

"Naruto." A voice said calmly from his side. Naruto turned his head and saw an angry Iruka.

"Why are you not in class?" He asked him.

"Ah, Iruka-sensei... I was just having a bit of fun..." He said as he rubbed his neck. Ran rolled his eyes and shook his head.

Iruka picked Naruto up by the scruff and brought him back to the classroom, tying him up and dumping him in front of the class seemed like a good idea.

"What now?" Ran whispered to Naruto from beside him. Naruto just shrugged.

"Now since Naruto here decided to skip, we are going to review the Henge technique." Iruka said making the students groan.

Naruto smirked to himself. He knew just to henge as.

"Haruno Sakura." Sakura stood before everyone when Iruka called her name. She henged into Iruka. "Very good." Iruka said and marked it down.

"Uchiha Sasuke." Iruka called out. Sasuke stood before everyone, Naruto grinned at him. Sasuke turned into Naruto.

No one knew why the two were friends, but something about Naruto kept Sasuke from turning into a jerk.

"Good good." Iruka mutter as he marked it down. "Uzumaki Naruto." He called out.

Naruto stood before them and smirked. He transformed, the first thing everyone heard was skin on skin contact, more specifically someone slapping their forehead.

"Uh... Naruto? What did you change into?" Iruka asked. Sasuke was the one who hit his forehead. "You got to be kidding me." Sasuke muttered as he looked at his best friend.

Naruto turned into a tall blind looking red headed girl with good curves, wearing something that should not be allowed in any school. Naruto put his hand on his miniskirt clad hip and smirked at them. Her tube-top was a deep orange and her skirt was a deeper green. The three inch high heels were green as well.

"This is Ran-chan. You like?" Naruto asked as he examined himself.

"She looks a little..." Iruka trailed off. "Slutty." Sasuke said.

"Yes. Well, since you did successfully change into someone else, I guess you pass this one Naruto." Iruka said with an incredulous look on his face.

"Yes!" Naruto said as he jumped up and down. You can guess what kind of reaction he got for that.

Sasuke went over to him, a hand covering his eyes, and punched him up side the head. Ran-chan went poof and Naruto stood there with a hurt look and pouting at him.

"Fine." He said and stalked to his seat.

Later at Sasuke's house.

"You are so useless." Sasuke said as he served Naruto some rice.

"Sorry Sasuke." Naruto said as he wiped some flour off of his arm, not that it would help he was covered in flour from head to toe.

"I was just trying to make cake." Naruto told them.

"Why? Your birthday is in seven months. And mine is in July." Sasuke said as he set the bowl in front of Naruto.

"Ran's birthday is soon." Naruto said as he shoveled rice into his mouth.

"Sooner or later you are going to have to remember that Ran is IMAGINARY!" Sasuke said the last part loudly and harshly.

Naruto just looked down and continued to eat, trying to remember why it was he was keeping Ran from everyone else.

So? I just love the henge Naruto did... But it is probably stupid... Basically Naruto did a henge into Ran, but he found that he can only change into girls, or it is easier to change into girls then it is to change into boys, and instead of changing into Ran, he changed into femRan.

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Mars