Yay! Second drabble! This is just a little idea I had and couldn't resist. Once again (at least I think so) please send me prompts. I tend to turn drabbles into full stories if they're left in my head for too long. So please send me a story prompt, pairing prompt, etc.

"What are you doing?" Zeref asked his little brother. They were both relaxing at their house.

"Reading fanfiction," Natsu replied, his eyes never leaving the screen. "There's some weird stuff here. Are you going to see Onee-chan?" he asked deviously. Zeref flushed.

"I'll be seeing Mavis later, yes."

"You guys are in loooove."

"S-Shut up!"

"Zeref and Mavis, sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S-I- Gah!" Zeref smacked him in the head. "Ow… That hurt, Onii-san!"

"Then shut up!" Natsu hummed the rest of the song under his breath. "I said shut up!"

"Make me!" Natsu sang. His windows closed when Zeref smashed his head into the keyboard. "I was asking for that."

"Darn right," he muttered. Zeref then had a devious smile of his own. "When are you asking that girl of yours out?" Natsu turned a darker shade than his hair.

"Shut up!"

"Now who's embarrassed?" Zeref laughed. Natsu tried to ignore him and went back to reading. There were lots of weird pairings. Many paired him with his crush or his childhood friend - Lucy and Lisanna respectively - or with Erza, Mira, Ultear, or Cana. He even found one that paired him with the Ice Princess! And then there was one that paired him with the Ice Princess's teacher. That was weird. A lot also paired Gray with either Erza - that was a scary thought -, Lucy, or Juvia. And then Metal Head got Levy. Ha!

But he couldn't help but wonder what it would be like to make out with Lucy. He instantly turned red.

There was a knock on the door. "I'll get it!" Zeref yelped, smoothing his rowdy hair as he darted toward the door. Natsu was closer and faster though.

"Hey, Onee-chan!" he said cheerfully. "Zer, your girlfriend is here!" He never knew that Mavis could be scary. Totally worth it.

Once the two had drifted into the living room, Natsu cracked his knuckled and went back to reading. I wonder what a lemon is… Several minutes later, Zeref came in.

"Natsu, why is the house beginning to combust?" Natsu was bright red and passed out from a nosebleed. "What in the world?" he wondered. Inspecting the story, he began to turn red himself.

"Zeref, what happen?" Mavis asked. "Why is your nose bleeding?"

"Nothing!" he yelped, wiping his nose on his sleeve. Mavis inspected the screen.

"What have you been reading?" Mavis said, a deadly aura surrounding her.

"Nothing!" he shrieked, fearing for his life. "Natsu was -"

"I don't care what Natsu was doing!" Natsu soon woke up to see the short blonde chasing Zeref with a broom, reminding him of Porlyusica. The resemblance was terrifying. Where did she get that? I don't think we even have a broom. He didn't know what his brother had done to tick off Mavis, but it was evidently something bad.

"I'm not sure I want to know what happened," he sighed.

"Natsu! Help me!" Mavis had straddled Zeref and was furiously smacking him over the head with the broom. Mavis turned ever so slightly and gave him a glare worthy of Erza.

"Sorry, bro, you're on your own," Natsu laughed nervously.

"Natsuuuuu!" He darted to his room and tried to ignore his brother's wails.

Fanfiction was weird.

I have to agree with Natsu here. REVIEW. PLEASE.