Betas/Collaborators: HaretaSora, Jebest4781, DragonPony022, Kurama Otsutsuki and Phoenixlord42

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Uzumaki's Adventure!

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Summary: Different twist on my Total Drama Uzumaki story. Now it starts in Revenge of the Island. Different kind of Naruto, different order of girls, all new drama!

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Naruto x Harem

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-Morning-

Naruto groaned as he popped his joints and got out of bed. He let out a tired sigh as he, for almost the millionth time, thought he was home again.

It was always like this. He would dream of his past, his home, his friends, and then suddenly his joy would always come crashing back down. Sometimes they weren't even dreams, they were more like nightmares as time after time he was always forced to watch his friends die; the fear of the nightmares always faded away once he realized he wasn't there anymore, but it always took him a while to stop his rapidly beating heart.

'The war… it's been two years now and I still have nightmares... nightmares of Madara, the Juubi, and Kaguya slaughtering them. A-At least I stopped them before I came here...' Naruto thought with a sigh as he clenched his chest and grimaced, while gripping the kunai underneath his pillow tightly.

He could still remember using the last bit of energy of the Bijuu to rip Kaguya's energy from her, though he didn't expect the explosion that resulted from it which, was in better words 'atomic' in size. The explosion was the reason for why he was here in the first place. Kaguya's dimensional powers caused him to fall through numerous wormholes, ripping away his chakra bit by bit with each portal he passed through.

He didn't know what happened to the Bijuu, he figured they were back in the Elemental Nations, waiting to reform or peacefully living out their lives. But every so often, he swore that sometimes he could hear faint whispers of familiar voices deep within the recess of his mind.

The sound of knocking at his door brought him out of his thoughts before he quickly threw on a change of clothes and opened the door and smiled as Jasmine stood in front of him.

"What's up?" he asked, smiling a bit more as the Australian girl smiled back.

"A couple of us are going to walk around the island and get a better feeling for it. They thought you would want to come along since you seem to be able to help keep the mutant animals at bay." Jasmine said, while she rubbed the back of her neck nervously.

"Oh okay, that sounds fine. I don't think they will attack us that much as long as we don't show any harm." He replied, as he exited his room, locking it behind him. He glanced at her as they walked out a few meters away from the cabin. "So how're you enjoying the game so far?" He asked, placing his hands behind his head.

Jasmine smiled, feeling her nervousness slowly leave her as she slowly started getting use to the equally as tall redhead "It's okay, some of the people are a bit weird but everyone seems nice enough." she answered, and he chuckled.

"Sounds about right. A little weirdness never hurt anybody too much." he said, as they walked to the beach where everyone was waiting.

"Oh good you got the animal tamer, great now hopefully nothing will attack us." Scott jeered with a scoff, at seeing the two walk towards the group.

"Keep it up Scott and I'll make sure they go for you first." Naruto warned, with a chuckle making Scott pale slightly before he quickly composed himself. "Settle down man, I'm just joshing you."

"C-Can I please stay here where it's safe?" Sammy timidly asked, before Naruto smiled down at her and ruffled her head.

"That's fine Sammy, besides that, I think both Dawn and Ella have the same effect on animals as I do" he said as he pointed to the meditating girl who was surrounded by squirrels and small birds, while the princess was twirling around singing a soft song as different sets of birds flew around her, responding to the pleasing harmony no doubt. "Only they have their own methods to calm them."

"Yes, you can stay with us if you wish." Dawn muttered out, opening her eyes, while not caring that there were three squirrels on top of her head as she had heard the question Sammy asked Naruto.

"The tour shouldn't be that long anyways, we'll be back here once we are done." Naruto shrugged, before he saw Sammy, Cameron and a few others stay behind with Ella and Dawn.

"I still find it weird that the animals would change this much due to toxic waste" Amy said with a shiver as she followed along, not wanting to stay back with the 'scaredy-cats' in her opinion.

"Toxic waste…" Sam shuddered. "...that stuff can be crazy. I've seen it do some crazy stuff in video games." he said, remembering the various video games he played that featured that stuff in question, before he ducked to dodge what looked to be a snake with a wing from a seagull as it flew past them, before crashing into a tree.

"If those freaky animals try anything, Lightning will give them the Thunder!" Lightning proclaimed as he flexed his muscles with a smirk, while the others rolled their eyes at the jock.

"Don't think your 'Thunder' will be able to handle it - if something like a bear comes out of the woods." Naruto commented, and Lightning frowned a bit but continued walking as said blonde patted the jock on the back with a smirk on his face.

"So how exactly did you get strong enough to carry that totem?" Jo asked with an impressed tone, glancing over Naruto's muscles.

"Well I was trained since I was five to lift twice my weight, daily, so picking up that totem was a piece of cake." Naruto answered, rolling up his sleeve a bit and flexing his biceps to emphasize his point, which ultimately unintentionally made some girls blush as they stared at his defined muscles.

"Wow, you really are one hot piece of man." Anne Maria said, grabbing onto his muscles and smiling as she squeezed his arm a few times, feeling how rock hard it was. "Mmm~ I bet I could bounce a coin off of any part of you~" She purred some more, while Naruto chuckled and kept walking, not caring if Anne Marie held onto his arm.

"Is there any way for us to get this kind of muscles?" Jo asked honestly impressed at the redhead as he shrugged.

"You mean besides training since almost birth? My training was done since I was five after all so I don't think you can do much." Naruto answered, before staring down at Anne Marie - who had pressed his arm in between her considerably large chest, while trailing a finger along it - with a small frown on his face. "Then again, I had a sadist of a teacher that did things at a ridiculous level."

Jo pouted. "Crap, shame you weren't on my team." she grumbled, before an atmosphere of silence washed over the group as a whole while they continued their walk around the island, and to the meeting point; any mutant animals that would be about attacking from time to time would usually run up to Naruto and hover around him for some reason, as they seemed to be calm in his presence.

They didn't question it, because as long as Naruto did what he did, then they were safe, so they just kept walking, until finally they seemed to be reaching the final phase of the tour. Same thing occurred whenever Dawn or Ella were around but not at full effect of Naruto's odd capability.

Dakota shuddered and moved closer to Naruto as she heard more and more monstrous echoes sounding from the forest around them. "So where do you think Chris hid the immunity token?" She asked.

"If he is like he was in past seasons, then he most likely hid it somewhere that we would never hope to look, or probably somewhere that's super dangerous." Jasmine replied, as she rubbed her chin while deep in thought, before a strong hand pulled her away from a bush just as a massive frog's tongue shot out and tried to grab her before shooting back into the bush once it missed its target.

"Whoa there Jasmine, keep out of the thoughts until we get back to the beach." Naruto said with a chuckle as the Australian Amazon grew a light blush and nodded before following the redhead as they started to near the beach.

Along the rest of the way getting to their destination, the rest of the group did mild chatter like Sam and Dakota talking about their tech withdrawal since they were told to leave them behind at their cabin or else Chris would literally pilfer them and not hand them back until the two were eliminated. Jo and Cameron chatted about what kind of challenge they would be dealing with next with Cameron hoping it's a mental competition while Jo just wanted a good physical one before the two ended up slightly arguing.

They soon made it to their destination and saw the rest of the contestants that they didn't see earlier were already at the beach sitting on whatever they could find. Zoey and Mike were chatting it up on comparing their hobbies and interests like talking about action films and kickboxing, B and Sky were actually taking a nap while Brick was doing some exercises on the side like using a pair of drifted logs for weights. Dave wasn't too far away from Sky for some reason and he was sitting on a rock that he had deemed fine to be on until the challenge started.

Once all of the competitors arrived, Chris had come onto the loudspeakers nearby and told everyone to follow the wooden pathways and get onto their team podiums to strap on in. After a bit of getting strapped in with it tightening up for some reason, a scoreboard attached to a metallic beam rose out of the water with Chris in a scuba suit before unzipping it to reveal his baby blue tux underneath.

"Welcome contestants to the 'Getting to Know You' Trivia Game Challenge!" Chris announced while glancing at the teams. "Everyone strapped in all nice and snug?" He asked.

"It's too snug." Scott grunted, as he tried pulling on his straps to get some relief but it was no use. "It's cutting into my shoulders."

"Yeah, adult to children-sized harnesses will do that for safety reasons." The host said with a small chuckle. "I'll be asking our players embarrassing personal questions and I mean majorly humiliating..." Chris trailed off with a grin as he saw all the uncomfortable looks he received.

"...If the player I'm talking about hits the poorly-wired buzzer and owns to their humiliation before the time runs out, their team gets a point. First team to five wins part one of today's challenges and gets a good distinct advantage in part two."

The teams glanced onto each other with that information brought up and it seemed odd on what Chris was doing before they glanced back at the host to see him with a devious smile which left them all worried.

"But if no one owns up… this happens!" Chris pulled out a remote and pressed a button getting both podiums to quickly dive into the waters below. The two teams held their breaths, which felt like forever for them but started screaming when they saw a mutated shark coming towards the Rats, specifically Scott for some reason. He somehow had gotten out of his harness but was eaten whole before he was able to get out and frantically swam towards his team's podium as it rose up.

"WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!" Scott yelled in fright as he felt a sharp pain on his ass once he sat back down and pulled out a shark tooth.

"Yeah, there was some kind of two-legged shark monster down there!" Mike said as he was trying to catch his breath just like everyone else.

"Oh, you mean Fang?" Chris said as he evilly chuckled. "Yeah, turns out toxic waste can mess with stuff underwater too. Who knew?" He emphasized his point, by showing a clip of Fang, who was having tea for some reason on top of an oil drum filled with toxic waste, mutating into his current appearance of it having arms and legs with a bigger mouth.

"Any who, if a team gets dunked their opponents can steal by guessing which dunkee is guilty. Guess right, you get a point. Guess wrong and you get dunked." The host said as he pulled out his remote and was about to press the button but the cast yelled out "NO!"

"Good. Now that we understand the rules, let's start the game." Chris grinned, before he pulled out a bunch of cards from his suit jacket. "Now Rats, here is your first question. Who did this on the only date they ever had?"

The screen above the host had a '?' mark and it did an animation of it farting.

This got all of the contestants to laugh while Sam blushed on this as he hesitantly pressed the buzzer to get slight shock due to him being wet. "Where did you get that?" Sam asked as he felt a bit of a shock once again.

"Next question for the Rats. Who wet their pants on the first and last day of school?" Chris said as the screen above showed a pair of shorts having a wet stain on it.

"Wait, one of you guys' a pants wetter?" Mike asked, shocked, while the Rats looked among themselves, and Jo saw her cast mate Brick blushing bad and fidgeting with him sweating.

"He who sweats it, wets it; team before pride maggot." Jo ordered, and in response, Brick had pressed the button, getting a violent shock of electricity.

"Now Maggots, I think it's your turn in the spotlight, and your question is: Who amongst you all has worn a diaper till they were a preteen?" The host said with the screen above showed an adult diaper as most of the Maggots gained the look of disgust.

They heard a groan towards the bottom and saw Cameron holding his head.

"Really, you had to pull that one out. I had no choice being stuck in that bubble." Cameron had said, while he pressed the button and gained a mild shock.

"Well that sucks. Anyways Maggots here is your next question. Who has slipped and fell into a porta potty?" Chris said with an animation of a stick figure slipping and fell into a porta potty, after he said that he heard a feminine groan before everyone looked back and saw Jasmine raising her hand and pushing the button.

"That only happened once because of my height and the thing was too cramped!" Jasmine said with a huff not liking be retold that embarrassing story.

"Ok seems we are tied for now with 2 for 2." Chris noted, smirking. "Now then, let's change things up a bit." He continued. "Instead, for the rest of the challenge just for my amusement, I'm not going to announce the team for the question..." He said and his smirk had grown as he saw how even more uncomfortable his new twist made his 'prey'; he decided to ask his question then and there. "...whose first name is really Beverly?"

This got an odd reaction from the cast mates, most no doubt wondering on what's what is so embarrassing with that name.

"That's not an embarrassing question." Brick noted, confused expression and all. "What's wrong with a girl's real name being Beverly?" He asked.

Meanwhile, nearby, a certain mute contestant had sweated a bit; his eyes shifted left and right rapidly as he did. He silently went over his options in his head, this thought process only made him more a nervous, and finally, after deciding that he neither wanted to be shark nor toxic bait, he pressed the assigned buzzer and in response he got his shock.

This got everyone out of their thoughts to see that it was B who pressed it.

"Really, your name is Beverly? Huh, might be the reason why you go by 'B'." Dakota stated, as she eyed the mute, before she then pulled out her makeup compact to inspect herself.

"I would be fine with getting a verbal response, but I got some info that you're a mute, so I'll let that one slide." Chris stated, looking at B as he did, before he moved on "Next question: Who had gotten vomited on during a cruise?" He presented an animation of a stick figure throwing up on someone.

"Gah that was just so disgusting. Just remembering it was horrible." Dave said with a shudder, as he pressed the buzzer and got a shock. "The shifts and turns of the storm made my mom throw up in her bag and she accidentally threw it at me."

"Alrighty then both teams are tied again. So here's the next question: Oh this one is good! Who here had accidentally kissed someone of the same gender?" Chris asked, as he had the screen above him show a same gender sign doing a 'kiss kiss' motion.

The response however was a bit shocking to a lot of contestants as three people hit the buzzer. The rest of the campers turned around to see who they were as they saw Lightning, Dakota and Naruto blushing madly though Lightning and Naruto had a green tint to it.

"Wow… didn't see that one coming." The host said, shocked, before he smirked, "So~ how did you end up in those situations, and what are all you three's excuses? Honestly I was only expecting one person, but didn't expect for three."

"For me it was my teammate's fault during touch football of tripping me and me falling on top of him for that disgusting moment." Lightning said as he crossed his arms, he was still mad at him till this day for that embarrassing moment.

"I was out shopping with my girlfriend at the mall with us having our macchiato during our discussions on which designer store is better and someone pushed my besty on top of me with our drinks spilled on each other. The kiss was very odd on that and we never wanted to speak of that again. Ugh the drinks took forever to come out of our shirts." Dakota said with a groan since those shirts were really cute and she couldn't wear it for a while after so many washes.

"I was trying to up one this douchebag in my early years of school, and some jackass accidently pushed me into him making it my… first kiss." Naruto said with a disgusted look not wanting to think about it ever again. He subconsciously brought up his hand to his mouth and had moved to try scratching his tongue to get rid of the phantom feeling of kissing Sasuke, before he knew it he turned to the side of the podium to throw up.

"Well I was going to ask a few more questions but it seems that the Rats had won this challenge with the multiple points with them earning 2 while the Maggots got 1 on that question." Chris said with a grin, making The Mutant Maggots groan and Toxic Rats to cheer happily.

"Now if you would kindly take off your harnesses and follow me, we will be going onto our next challenge." Chris happily piped up before he pressed one button on his remote, in response to this, his podium detached itself and propellers popped out of it which made said item fly away.

"Sometimes I wonder how that all got budgeted with his gadgets and whatnot. Must've costed a fortune." Cameron mused while he and the others had slipped out of their harnesses.

"Hmm maybe he stole it..." Naruto supplied, chuckling, the others chuckled along with him.

"Yeah I could imagine that." Sam agreed to the assumption before the chuckles became a round of laughter from everyone who had heard.

"I did not steal the money. I'll have you know I have A LOT of blackmail on a lot of really expensive companies!" Chris's voice said, defending his 'honor' as his body had lowered down back towards the campers/ "And just for that, I'm going to make sure your next challenge will be extra tougher than it already is."

they teens shuddered at the smirk on Chris's face as he had said that, and actually feared the mischievous glint they'd spotted in the man's eyes before he flew back off.

Maybe they shouldn't have talked about him so loudly...

-Second Challenge-

"Welcome players... to part two of today's challenge! It's named the Mad Skills Obstacle Course!" Chris announced, motioning to the long and dangerous looking obstacle course behind him. "This will be a relay that begins with a mad dash from the start while you carry the mascots of your teams..." He paused, as Chef tossed out a maggot which was in a diaper - it was roughly the same size of an average human baby - as well as a six armed rat - equally the same size of the maggot - in an equally white diaper.

"Aww, she's not so bad." Naruto cooed as he softly scratched the maggot under her chin with a chuckle, making her coo in return and smile at him.

"Speak for yourself, I'm pretty sure this thing has rabies." Jo said, disgusted, as she held the rat at arms length as it tried to bite her face.

"Eyes back on me!" Chris yelled as he snapped his fingers, before he cleared his throat. "Each of you will all have to run only one section of the course before passing your mascot to the next person in line, and only six of you will compete since there are six stages." He explained, with a smirk on his face as the teams started to whisper among themselves, deciding who should take part in it. "Too bad you aren't in control of who goes! For the Maggots: Amy, Dave, Mike, Sky, Cameron, and Naruto will compete. As for the Rats: Brick, Jo, Samey, Scott, B and Dakota!"

"Sweet! Prepare to go down!" Jo said with a smirk before Chris cleared his throat with a glare directed at the jockette.

"I wasn't finished! Not only will you have to run through the courses but you will also have to wear these dizzy goggles!" Chris said with a smirk as he pulled out numerous pairs of glasses that had strange green lenses on them.

"Whoa these things are weird" Mike said with a frown as he put them on and nearly fell over due to how disorienting they were.

"You all will be put at random stages in the course as I feel like being a bit more ruthless than normal" Chris said as he snapped his fingers and Chef pushed the campers to their starting places.

"Is it because of what I said?" Naruto said with a raised eyebrow as he didn't expect Chris to get annoyed by the stealing comment.

"Mayybbee." Chris said with a massive grin, making Naruto groan and for some of the campers to glare at him, while others only encouraged him saying it was only a joke.

"But enough about this, let's start the challenge!" Chris yelled as he fired his starting pistol into the air only for a literal rat with wings to fall from the air and twitch on the ground. "Wait, does PETA stand for mutant animals as well?" the host asked Chef as the cooker shrugged confusedly.

'The hippy committee going to be pissed when they see that.' Chris thought with a groan before shrugging.

"Anyways...go!" Chris yelled as the campers at the start of the course.

"Better twin first!" Amy yelled as she quickly pushed her sister down before wobbly running off the starting line with her maggot at arms length away from her as it hissed and drooled green goo.

Samey frowned as she held the rat cautiously and followed her sister before she heard her sister yell while a giant boot flew down and sent her sister flying into the mud. She felt a little good as a light giggle came out of her lips before she jumped over the gap a few seconds before her sister recovered.

"Just go!" Amy yelled as she handed the spewing maggot to the shorter boy while she watched the blonde preppy girl run off with their rat.

"T-The germs! I can't hold this! Can't you at least clean it off?" Dave stuttered out as he visibly shook.

"No! Now go before you cost us the challenge!" Amy yelled in his face as she shoved the maggot into his arms before he screamed and ran off with it, which Samey thankfully used a bit of duct tape to keep it on him.

"Eww no! Get it off me!" Dave shouted while falling to the ground in a fetal position.

"If you run to Mike he will get it off you! Now go before I make you kiss the damn thing!" Amy yelled as Dave grew pale and quickly ran, not affected by the dizzy goggles as his fear of germs over powered them.

He even was unaffected by the cannons firing down at him as he moved just faster than them. "Mike please get it off!" Dave yelled as he arrived at Mike before Dakota finished it.

"W-Whoa, nice running Dave" Mike said as Dave grabbed his shirt.

"I don't care get it off me!" Dave yelled hysterically as Mike chuckled and took the maggot off the germaphobe chest before the boy fainted onto the ground, falling right into the mud pit below face first.

"Here, just go" Dakota said nervously as she frowned at the hissing rat before the silent boy nodded and jogged after Mike.

"Whoa, this definitely isn't safe" Mike muttered as he hopped across the platforms before he gasped for air. "Which is why it is the job for Svetlana!" Mike said as he gained an accent and a different look as his hair was smoother, his eye features turned more feminine and he gained what seemed to be lipstick.

The silent boy rose an eyebrow in confusion as he stood behind the now prancing Mike who jump from platform to platform with the grace of an Olympic gymnast, which was before a wrecking ball crashed into him and sent him flying to the finish line of his stint.

"Nice job B! I hope you like the taste of failure!" Jo yelled with a laugh at Naruto before Mike quickly arrived the second she ran off.

Naruto rose an eyebrow as Mike took another gasp of air as his features returned to normal "U-Uh, here?" Mike nervously said as Naruto accepted the maggot, cradling it in the crook of his arm before running after Jo across the now spinning log, deciding he would investigate Mike's strange behavior another time.

"What were you saying about failure?" Naruto asked with a smirk as he pet the now purring maggot before jumping over Jo who was clinging to the log as he had seen her trip and make the mistake of holding onto the moving log.

The redhead smiled as the log stopped spinning the second he got to the end before turning to Sky. "Here you go, she should be asleep so be careful" he said as he handed the Cree girl the now snoring maggot.

"Wow that was amazing. You weren't even affected by the log when dizzy" Sky said in awe before Naruto chuckled.

"We can talk about my talents later but right now you should run" he said as he saw Jo shakily stand back up on her feet.

"O-Oh right" Sky said with a soft blush as she had been impressed by the redhead's talent for balance. "I-I got this!" she said as she fought back a burp and jumped onto large red balls.

Sky's blush quickly faded as she realized she could bounce on the red balls and quickly used her gymnast skills to bounce from one ball to another with little difficulty.

"Good luck trying to copy that" Naruto said with a smirk as he looked at the jaw dropped Scott before the farmer shook it off and nervously jumped after her.

"Here Cameron! Go!" Sky said with a smile as she handed the giggling maggot, who woke up and enjoyed the bouncing, to the small boy.

"U-Uh what do I do with IT!" Cameron said, ending with a scream as the maggot bit onto his hand for holding it wrong as he tried to wave it off. "I-I guess I can work with one hand" Cameron whined out as he grabbed the rope with his free hand.

Scott smirked as he landed on the platform face first behind the cadet boy who was unaware of his presence. 'Perfect, this could work' the scheming farmer thought as he waited for Cameron to crash into one of the bats at the halfway mark before he cleared his throat.

"Brick! Why haven't you gone yet!?" Scott yelled with as much fake urgency he could convincingly make as he watched the cadet gasp and turn around.

"I-I'm so sorry! I didn't notice you!" Brick said as he hurriedly ran after Cameron with his team's rat before grabbing a rope and propelling off the platform.

Brick's luck was pretty terrible that day as he quickly found himself letting out a high pitched scream as he flew, groin first into the tip of a bat before he fell from the rope and crashed into the mud just as Cameron fell onto the catcher's mitt, signaling his team's victory.

"Nice try Toxic Rats but the Mutant Maggots are the winners of this challenge!" Chris yelled on his megaphone as the Maggot's cheered as most of the Rats frowned and glared at the silently crying cadet as he laid in the fetal position due to the pain of the collision.

"Maggots get yourself cleaned up while Rats, prepare for another elimination!" Chris yelled as the Rats groaned and walked off of the obstacle course.

-Before Elimination-

"So who should we vote off? Ella asked innocently as she somewhat felt bad about not being able to help in the challenge

"I say we vote off that useless cadet." Scott said with a scowl while secretly smiling at his cunningness. "I mean he lost to a boy who has been in a bubble all of his life"

"How about we vote off that photo op girl? She barely did anything, I was amazed she even got past her challenge." Jo said with a sour look to her face at losing again.

"I don't know she still did her challenge and she didn't even look at her phone this time" Samey muttered as the others nodded with a few frowns. She personally liked Dakota as she was one of the few girls who talked to her normally.

"Yeah, plus she hot, as in game 10 plus hot, not that it matters though." Sam said with a blush, while everyone just looked at him weirdly.

"For once, Lightning agrees with you, I say vote off that loser army dude, I don't want to carry him all throughout our challenges." Lightning said with a scowl as the team more or less came to an agreement.

"Attention Rats, please come to the campfire for your humilia- I mean campfire ceremony" Chris's voice spoke out from the speakers before the team sighed and walked towards the campfire with a frown.

-Campfire Ceremony-

"You guys were so close to winning! It was the army cadet versus the bubble boy! What went wrong?" Chris asked with a smirk as Brick nervously rubbed the back of his neck.

"I-I took too long. By the time I noticed Scott Cameron was half way across and I had no time to recov-" Brick said before an air horn blew and interrupted him.

"Rhetorical question since I don't care!" Chris said with a smirk. "As I said last time, the person who receives the marshmallow of toxic loserdom will be loaded into the hurl of shame and sent flying off the island. Never to return again.

"The marshmallows of safety go to...Samey, Scott, Lightning, Ella, Sam, B and Dakota" the host said as he tossed the marshmallows out to the campers. "All is left is the jockette that bragged before getting held up and passed by our taller redhead," he said pointing to Naruto who sat in the audience area waving at her with a kind smile "and then is the bubble boy defeated cadet."

"The last marshmallow, and the last safe camper is…"

"Just give it to Jo already! I mean the dumbass lost to a bubble boy who hasn't touched land for 16 years!" Amy scowled, everyone already knowing the answer.

Chris let out a tired sigh as he tossed the last marshmallow to Jo. "Fine, ruin the tension but next time the peanut gallery better zip it or they too will be hurled" Chris said as Jo smiled to the defeated cadet.

"Sorry, seems like you just aren't team material" Jo said as Brick tried to open his mouth to speak.

"Save it loser, come back when you get good! Finish your training and don't embarrass the Army name!" Chef yelled as he threw the cadet into the catapult and flung him off the island. "What? He wasn't ready for the field, hell he'll probably never be if he keeps at it the way he is" the cooker said as he walked off while dusting his hands off with a smirk.

"Relax Jo, we wouldn't vote you off. I doubt even the great Lightning could beat Naruto" Lightning said with a nervous grin as he looked towards the redhead who was talking with Dakota and a few of the other campers.

-Chapter End-

Mutant Maggots: Naruto, Jasmine, Dawn, Dave, Sky, Amy, Anne Maria, Mike, Zoey, Cameron

Toxic Rats: Sammy, Scott, Dakota, Lightning, Jo, Ella, Sam, B

Eliminated: Staci, Brick

Pairings: Anna Maria, Dawn, Dakota, Jasmine, Samey, Amy, Sky, Ella, Zoey (later in All-Stars)

As you readers can see, teams are switched up from canon so that we can experiment on how things could proceed in story events with some elimination challenges ending up either the same with canon contestants being eliminated in same challenge or could be someone else depending on how things roll and how we feel as in fanfiction nothing is set in stone.

IMPORTANT: We all know the slight unbalance of girls on the teams but remember even in previous seasons there have been teams with more females than males (IE. Pimapotew Kinosewak had 5 girls and 2 males altogether if you count Sky in there and not Max when they eventually got switched) The Maggots have 6 girls and 4 guys while the Rats have (originally) 5 girls and 5 guys (Now have 4:4). There was no way there would be any balance of the girls:guys ratio so either way a team would be more girls that guys. It just happened (by COMPLETE random as we literally just cherry picked people) to be Naruto's team. Just remember that at least once per season a switch in teammates happens so it might somewhat even out but even if it doesn't, does it really matter when it comes to the story itself?

Also word of warning. I AM NOT abandoning any stories of mine by creating this new one. I chose to write this as I had a strong craving to make a new Naruto x Total Drama story. All my other stories will eventually get more updates. Especially American Kitsune.