Beavis and Butthead Visit Jurassic Park
Chapter 2
By Shadowgate
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15 minutes after the plane took off Beavis asked a woman who appeared to be a stewardess if he could have nachos.
She said "shut your Goddamn mouth!"
Butthead looked around and saw the other passengers were shackled and in orange jumpsuits.
Butthead whispered to Beavis "hey these guys are in prison suits."
Beavis laughed and said "cool."
Butthead said "not cool Beavis. We were awarded scholarships so what the fuck are we doing on a plane with prisoners?"
Beavis answered "I don't know."
Butthead looked around and a prisoner asked "what the fuck are you looking at?"
Butthead giggled and said "kiss my ass dumb ass."
The angry woman yelled "break it up!"
Beavis started laughing and said "that chick is hot when she's pissed off, but where are my nachos?"
Butthead said to Beavis "I don't think that stupid ho is going to get you nachos."
Beavis said "I want to listen to Dying Fetus."
"Attention passengers this is your captain speaking. I want everyone to know that I am smoking crack right now."
Beavis and Butthead start laughing their asses off.
One of the prisoners yells "Shut the fuck up!"
All of the sudden the airplane started jerking uncontrollably.
The pilot got on the intercom and said "attention you fucking assholes we're going to crash into the Jurassic Park Island."
After they crashed Beavis and Butthead were stuck on an island.
All of the sudden two t-rex dinosaurs came up behind them and ate them.
Then they both woke up.
Butthead said "Beavis I had a dream we were eaten by dinosaurs."
Beavis said "well shit Butthead it just might come true. Our plane crashed and now we're stuck on this island."
Butthead looked around and saw the debris from the plane. They were the only survivors.
Beavis said "looking back I don't think we got scholarships at all. That Sargent put us on the airplane with prisoners to get us out of the country."
Butthead said "we got deported."
To Be Continued