Hello people I'm back and better than ever! Reason why I say that is because I was in the hospital for some time, because of my wacko ex-girlfriend, we've only dated for like a month and she started getting all psycho and her way of thinking was 'no one can talk to you, looks at you, see you, even think about you blah blah' so the crazy bitch snaps when she sees me talking to another girl which was my middle school friend, I go over to her house, to spend some time with her and take her to the movies, I'm chilling on the sofa and she comes out of nowhere with this big ass knife you'd see on army officials! She gives me that creepy smile and lunges at me aiming for my shoulder, but thanks to my quick reflexes I was able to redirect it to my hand, of course I knocked her ass out and called the police, ambulance and etc, thankfully I was rushed to the hospital quickly because I was losing a lot of blood, lol story time over, but it's great to be back!
Betas/Collaborators: HaretaSora,
Jebest4781, Kurama Otsutsuki and Phoenixlord42
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Uzumaki's Adventure!
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Summary: Different twist on my Total Drama Uzumaki story. Now it starts in Revenge of the Island. Different kind of Naruto, different order of girls, all new drama!
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Naruto x Harem
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It had been a day since their last challenge, and the campers couldn't be more thankful for Chris's decision to give them a larger break in between challenges - as it gave them some time to relax and talk amongst themselves and plan out there next move - and as of right now, most of them were relaxing on the beach, with the help of Naruto who kept the mutated animals at bay.
They were either sunbathing up on the beach, or messing around in the water - after Chris had deemed it safe and assured them that there was no toxic waste in it - all in all they were having a good time, despite the fact that they may go against each other in future challenges.
"You know, if this island wasn't full of mutated dangerous animals, I could actually see myself relaxing here." Sky commented, smiling, as she relaxed on a towel with Ella laying on her left side, and Samey laying on her right side.
"Yeah, it's a nice little island." Samey admitted, before she and the other girls had heard a loud roar and turned towards the sea to see an odd sight.
"This won't work Fang! I can hold on forever!" Naruto said with a chuckle as he had talked Fang into basically becoming a bull and letting them see who could hold on the longest.
Of course the mutated shark was a bit against it at first but after Naruto promised that he would force Scott to try Fang was all for it. Plus hearing that some girls might try made the shark blush a bit.
"And time! A full eight seconds!" Jo said with a chuckle as Naruto hopped off Fang and back onto the pier.
"Sorry there buddy, you will have to try harder next time" Naruto said as he held out his fist for the shark to bump his fin against.
"Who's next on Fang?" Naruto asked as both Jo and Lightning tried to rush forward.
"Whoa back off man! The Lightning was here first!" Lightning said as Jo growled at him.
"Haven't you heard of ladies first?" Jo said with a glare as Lightning rose an eyebrow confused.
"I do but I don't see a lady anywhere here except the ones on the beach man, now get in line I'm going for a record!" Lightning said as he pushed Jo back, into Naruto's arms before getting onto Fang's back.
"Don't mind him Jo, I think he just isn't good at genders or something" Naruto said with a slight frown as Jo moved out of his arms with a glare towards Lightning who was sent flying towards the beach after six seconds, with a high pitched scream, before landing head deep in sand.
"Whatever, it's not like I care if some boneheaded jock knows I'm a girl" Jo muttered as Fang swam back over.
"Yeah, don't let him get to you. I don't think he's doing it purposefully" Naruto said as Jo got onto Fang.
"Whatever, just time me" Jo said with a feral grin as she held onto Fang's fin with one hand.
Naruto couldn't help but chuckle at Jo's determination before Fang darted off again only to get flung off back at the beach at seven seconds and into the group of sunbathing girls.
"Fang, please don't send them flying at the others next time" Naruto said with a sigh as Fang just chuckled and shrugged his shoulders before point from him to his back.
"What? You want to get beat again Fang?" Naruto asked with a grin as he taunted the mutated shark who nodded in approval. "Fine but it's just going to end the same buddy" he said as he patted Fang on the back before getting on his shark friend's back.
Fang narrowed his eyes as the one person he actually didn't hate got onto his back and while he liked the kid didn't mean he liked being humiliated by not being able to toss him off of him, especially when in front of all the gorgeous girls that were on the beach. Just because he was a shark didn't mean he couldn't admire them.
Naruto smiled as Fang started off only for the smile to lower as Fang started to make a sound that reminded him of a bull's snarl when facing down matadors he could also see white hot steam coming out of his nose. What happened next he wasn't too sure as one second he was still on Fang's back and the next he found himself flying towards the girls as they just got Jo off of them.
Naruto let out a groan as he crashed into the girls only to blush at the sensations he felt before looking down to see his hands accidentally groping Jasmine and Dawn but also found his face buried in Anna Maria's chest.
"I-I-I'm so sorry!" Naruto said as he removed his hands from the two girls and pushing a clingy Anna Maria away from him as he could feel his cheeks turning darker red once he realized he had torn off Jasmine and Dawn's tops.
"Oh my god! You pervert!" Amy yelled, slightly jealous though she wouldn't admit it, before kicking him hard in the shin making him yelp in pain like an injured fox.
"R-Relax there Shelia, it wasn't on purpose" Jasmine said as she took her bikini top from Naruto's hand with her free arm as her other was keeping her breasts covered and giving him a nervous smile.
"Yes, it wasn't his intent. Fang flew him towards us on purpose" Dawn said, not really caring for her exposed chest as she walked calmly over to Naruto and taking the top from him. "I did hear males like breasts, how are mine?" she bluntly asked causing Naruto's face to turn nearly as red as his hair.
"I-I-I havetogobye!" Naruto sputtered out as he ran back into the ocean to chase after Fang, who was laughing loudly at the scene as best a shark could laugh. "Get back here you asshole!" Naruto yelled out as Fang darted back under the water with him not far behind.
"D-Dawn you are so brazen" Samey said as she blushed, unable to imagine her doing that to anyone.
"Why? I like Naruto, he feels like nature itself and is kind to me. Also I hear men like this according to some books I have read" Dawn said as she pulled an orange book from her bag.
"Hey Dawn what is that book?" Anna Maria questioned before Dawn handed her the book.
"It's called Icha Icha, apparently it was published by a man named Jiraiya of the Sannin. Though I also believe it is called porn" Dawn said with her usual calm tone before the girls started to blush at some of the things they read from the book.
"This is like all smut!" Amy yelled as she tore her eyes away from the book after flipping through multiple pages and trying to toss it into the ocean only for it to appear in Dawn's hands.
"It has an interesting story but the romance confuses me at times" Dawn said as Sky and Dakota rubbed her back.
"W-Well at least she doesn't read it for just the porn" Dakota said as the others nodded as they still were a bit red from the contents of the book.
"J-Just don't go exposing your boobs to people, especially boys since they might misinterpret it" Sky said as Dawn looked at her confused.
"Why? He is the only boy on this part of the beach and I like him. Isn't this what I am to do to get his attention?" Dawn asked as the girls sighed and pet her head.
"N-No Dawn, you need to umm...get to know him better, learn about his dreams, passions, what he likes and dislikes, stuff like that." Sky said, trying to explain to Dawn as best she could with her limited love life experiences, even if she wasn't so credible considering her longtime boyfriend of several years did just break up with her recently.
"Yeah don't just flash yourself at him. I think he's the kind of guy who likes people for who they are and not just their appearances" Zoey said as she had gotten that vibe from her fellow red head. Which is why she was able to be comfortable around him so easily.
"So I should get to know him then flash him?" Dawn asked confused as the girls let out a collective groan.
"This is going to take a while" Jo said with a sigh as she and the others were set on helping the small blonde flower child since the only romance help she seemed to have gotten was all from porn.
Naruto groaned as he held onto the now bruised shark as Fang floated around to get him away from the embarrassing situation. "You know you really are an ass at times" Naruto said as Fang merely laughed and brought him over to where the other guys were playing volleyball at.
"Oh hey Naruto! You done playing with Fang? Also what's up with the girls? They were all yelling a bit ago" Mike asked as Naruto's cheeks heated up again.
"N-Nothing! They're fine, just busy talking and relaxing" Naruto said as he was thankful that the girls had sent the boys down the beach so they could relax while the boys rough housed and played sports.
"H-How can you be so friendly with that beast!?" Scott yelled as he hid behind B as Naruto got out of the water with Fang right behind.
"He isn't so bad, he just likes to roughhouse" Naruto said with a smirk before Fang darted after Scott who quickly ran off screaming into the forest. "Running makes it worse! He just wants to play!" Naruto quickly yelled but sighed as they were long gone.
"So who won?" Sam asked as while he didn't take part in the shark ride he found it fun to watch.
"I did but Fang got his revenge" Naruto said as he grumbled and slightly blushed as he could still feel the warmness on his hands and face.
"You have a bit of tanning lotion on your face though. What happened did you fall onto Anna Maria?" Mike asked as Naruto blushed and quickly wiped his face off and stared at him.
"N-No, don't be ridiculous...now are we going to play another game?" Naruto said, quickly changing the topic and picking up the volleyball.
"Sure? You can go on the team Scott was on since I think he's busy running for his life now" Cameron said slightly suspicious before Naruto nodded and went over to the side with Dave and Sam on.
"I don't know why I have to play this game. The ball is covered in germs and I hate being near this dirty forest and sea" Dave said with a shiver. "I'd much rather relax with Sky, she at least seems like the only normal one on this island of weird" he said as Naruto patted him on the back.
"Because one you need the exercise, if you haven't noticed you're slightly out of shape. Heck I bet Sam could beat you right now and two, doesn't Sky see you as a creep?" Naruto asked as Dave seemed to ignore him.
"She is just so normal and not weird! I'd much rather go hang out over there" Dave said dreamily as Naruto rolled his eyes.
"Well you can't since they want privacy when tanning and you wouldn't want to be seen as a pervert now would you. I hear Amy has a hell of a strong kick, you know with being a cheerleader" Naruto said as he left out the part that he had felt it personally.
"Fine, let's get this done with so I can go back to the cabin to disinfect myself" Dave said as Naruto smiled and served the ball.
-An hour or two later-
"You really are bad at dodging kid" Naruto said with a sigh as he carried a bruised Dave over his shoulder due to the fact Dave had the terrible luck to be hit in the face after every return or serve by the other team.
"Oh god is he okay?" Zoey asked as they got back to the cabin area.
"Yeah, he's fine. He just needs to stop blocking with his face" Naruto said with a chuckle as he laid Dave down inside his room in the cabin.
"S-So is everything okay? No one is mad about the accident?" he asked as Zoey blushed but shook her head.
"We understand Fang flew you at us but I'd stay away from Amy for a bit, she still thinks you're a pervert" Zoey said as he let out a tired sigh.
"Great, well I'm going to relax a bit after that stressful ordeal" Naruto said as Zoey giggled.
"I think you still have some tanning lotion on your face from Anna Maria's breasts" Zoey said as she giggled more at the sight of Naruto's red face before he rushed into his room.
"That's not nice Zoey" Dakota said with a small laugh of her own as she and some of the other girls noticed Zoey's teasing.
"I know but you have to admit, he is kind of cute when he gets all flustered" Zoey said as the girls tried to argue but found nothing to say.
"Say, Mike just had this really cool idea!" Cameron said as he rushed into the cabin with a smile. "He was thinking of maybe forgetting the usual slop we have for lunch and doing a little bonfire, you know to learn more about each other and offered to use some of the in stock food our cabin has" he said as the girls smiled.
"That actually sounds really cool! I've never been to a bonfire party before" Zoey said as the others nodded.
"Neither have I, it sounds fun" Dawn said as Cameron smiled.
"Let's try and set it up before it gets too dark" Jasmine said as the others nodded along.
"Should we ask Naruto for help?" Sky asked as Jasmine blushed a bit, though it was hard to tell with her dark skin and shook her head.
"Let him rest, it could be a surprise for him" Jasmine said as she and the others worked to get the 'bonfire party' set up.
The setup of the party itself didn't take long at all. Chris was behind the idea since it would help with some ratings and Chef was fine since it meant the threatening cooker didn't have to cook for the night.
The whole thing was finished in under an hour and with the help of Scott the fire was strongly blazing in front of the two cabins.
"Someone should wake Naruto up since he can probably help with the cooking since I don't think we can handle it" Jo said with a sigh as the other boys were beginning to burn their food.
"I'll do it!" Anna Maria yelled out quickly as she rushed off, making several girls groan at their lack of speed of going to the handsome red head.
Anna Maria smiled proudly as she bounced towards Naruto's room, still wearing her maroon strapless bikini as it was still warm at night during the summers in Canada. "Naruto! Wake up~ We're having a party outside the cabins and we need some help~" she sang out slightly as the door opened and she smiled at Naruto as he rubbed his eyes slightly.
"Oh, that sounds fun. Who thought it up?" he asked as he found it difficult to look her in the eyes as she was also leaning over to him, giving him a clear view of the breasts his face was buried in earlier in the day.
"Surprisingly it was the little twig Mike" Anna Maria said as her smile grew at the blush on Naruto's face before she grabbed his arm and hugged it, embedding it in between her breasts. "So hot stuff, are you going to help cook some of the food before it all goes to coal or do you wanna know...stay here and have some fun alone?" she asked with a flirtatious smirk as Naruto's blush grew before he hurried out of the cabin.
"Oh you can run sweetie but that only makes me want you more!" she yelled as she hurried after him with a smile.
Naruto tried to shake off Anna Maria's brazen flirting as best as he could. It wasn't that he was new to girls as ever since he came to this world he did have a few flings but this was the first real time he's had someone flirt with him so obviously and confidently that it was a little hard to react to.
He didn't have a problem with Anna Maria, she was the walking definition of a bombshell, but serious relationships didn't go too well for him as they all seemed to get too exhausted from being with him.
He blamed his Uzumaki genes for that but he wasn't too sure entirely.
"Wow you all suck at cooking" Naruto said with a chuckle as he adjusted and moved the food around on the grill to keep it from burning.
"Yeah, well Lightning has never really used a grill like this before" Lightning said as he rubbed his chin with a frown.
"That's because you probably ate all your meat raw." Naruto deadpanned as Lightning let out a gasp.
"How'd you know Lightning did that?!" Lighting demanded as Naruto and the others looked at Lightning in moderate shock.
"Well that explains why he's so low in the mental department" Jo whispered as the others nodded.
"It doesn't matter, just go sit down with the rest of them and the food will be done soon" Naruto said as he waved them off and focused on the cooking.
"Wow, handsome and knows how to cook? What can't you do?" Anna Maria asked as she pressed up against his back and hugged him from behind with a smile.
"I'm not perfect Anna Maria, trust me" Naruto said with a sigh as he focused on the food and not Anna Maria's breasts and pried her arms off of him. "Now go with the others and wait for me to finish. If you want you can save me a seat in case no one else did" he said as Anna Maria pouted slightly but nodded before walking off towards the fire and the others.
The cooking of the food didn't take nearly as long as he thought. Though it was most likely due to the fact it had been cooked at such an intense heat for the first bit of cooking.
"Okay hotdogs are done for those who like meat and for those vegetarians I tossed some salad" Naruto said with a smile as he set the food down on a spare table around the fire before sitting down in one of the many seats that were set up around the fire with Dawn and Anna Maria sitting on either side of him.
"Not going to get any food yet girls?" he asked as the two of them shook their heads.
"Not yet, I like sitting here better" Dawn said as he chuckled as Anna Maria scooted her chair closer to his.
"I just don't want to leave your side" Anna Maria said with a wink as Naruto chuckled as she hugged onto his arm again.
"So is this going to be just some eating party or what?" Mike asked as Anna Maria rose her hand excitedly.
"We could ask each other some questions to get to know each other since we are going to be stuck on this island in this game for a while" the tan Jersey girl said with a smile as she hugged Naruto's arm more.
"That actually sounds really fun! Who wants to go first?" Zoey asked as she looked around until Naruto chuckled and rose his free arm.
"Seems I might as well go first to break the ice" Naruto said with a smirk. "So what do you all want to know?" he asked as he relaxed into his seat.
"Where do you live?" Samey asked nervously as she was curious if he possibly lived near her so they could still be friends after the show. If not near then a good accurate location would help narrow things down so that she could try to hang out with him during the off season.
"Well I don't really have one solid place that I live at since I'm kind of on the move around a lot due to my job" he said as the group grew curious.
"Okay then what is this job that keeps you busy?" Amy asked with a frown as she couldn't imagine what the pervert could do as a living that kept him moving around so much.
"I, as weird as this sounds, own a chain of night clubs around the world. There are some in Canada, America, Europe and even Japan" Naruto said as he rubbed the back of his neck with a chuckle.
"Seriously!? How can someone our age own their own clubs?" Scott asked in confusion as Naruto chuckled.
"Well I kind of opened up the first club with some of the inheritance my godfather left me. After my first club "Red Light" got so popular I was able to open up several others all around the world. They all have some different names" he said with a smile as Anna Maria let out a gasp.
"Oh my god! Does that mean you own the club called "Kyuubi" down in Jersey as well since it's under the Red Light brand!?" she asked with a massive smile as he nodded.
"Yeah, that's actually one of my favorite ones" he said with a chuckle while secretly thinking of his long time best friend as Anna Maria's eyes lit up as she hugged him tighter. Naruto had name eight additional clubs in honor of the other Bijuu and tried to set the tone with each of the Bijuu in a way. Sure with Kyuubi it's mostly red in decorations, such as Nibi was mostly blue, black, and yellow in color. His thoughts off all of his other clubs were interrupted as another camper spoke out.
"Then why are you playing a game for a million dollars?" Jo asked as Naruto shrugged his shoulders.
"Well it never hurt to have more just in case, never know when you might need it. Plus I already have everything I need, I just spend it on the needy or use it to improve people's lives. And the game is a good chance to get out of the house and relax a bit" he said with a chuckle as the others couldn't help but stare at him in shock.
"Ok so who should be next?" Naruto asked getting the others to shake off their shocked states to keep the conversation going.
Naruto was thankful for the change of attention from him to the others as Anna Maria quickly rose her hand with a smile.
"I'll go, I got nothing to hide" she said as she pressed herself against Naruto more with a smile.
"So what's with the orange skin dear? Is it all rub on tan or are you part Oompa Loompa?" Scott asked with a condescending smirk.
The other campers frowned at Scott's rude question before Anna Maria scoffed.
"Look here you bumpkin, this isn't orange, this is a tan," Anna Maria said as she ran her finger down her arm to show an orange colored cream and her normal looking tan beneath "and this sunblock I wear" she said as she wiped a bit off her arm exposing more of her normal tanned skin tone.
"Wait why do you wear sunblock all the time?" Mike asked as Anna Maria frowned a bit.
"Well I don't want to get skin cancer or anything. A cousin of mine got that and it wasn't good. So I got this special kind that keeps my skin healthy and protects me from the sun so I'd rather look like an Oompa Loompa than get hurt. Plus I rock this look" she said as she pressed more against Naruto.
"How do you like it as well Hot Stuff?" she asked quietly as she gave him a better view of her chest in her tight swimsuit.
"I-I like it" Naruto whispered back as he blushed and tried not to stare at her rather large chest.
Anna Maria smiled in victory at the fact her looks worked for Naruto as well as showing Scott what was what and making him look like a dick for asking.
"Ok I got a question for you, why is your hair tough as steel?" Mike said genuinely confused, being on the receiving end of it, giving him a black eye in the process.
"Well my hair is really wild and I mean it. If I don't keep it under control with my hair spray every so often it will frizz out, get curly, go straight and a lot more. It's freaky and I swear it gave my friend a black eye" she said with a bit of an awkward smile as everyone looked at her in shock.
"Ooo! Can I maybe go next?" Sam asked with a chuckle as Anna Maria nodded before cuddling up closer to Naruto.
"So Sam, do you do anything besides play games?" Jo asked with a frown. She wasn't too into video games but she didn't have anything against people who played them since not everyone could be as active as she was.
"Well I play chess, which by the way I'm the best at, I'm fluent in many languages ranging from Japanese to Germany all the way to French, I can basically speak all the world's languages except the really old ones and ones that are irrelevant now." he said as everyone stared at him in mild shock. In reality Sam was a really smart person, he was just so engrossed in video games that he saw no point in trying to prove his intelligence, until now since Chris took all his games away.
"Wow, really? What made you do that?" Cameron asked as for someone to go through all the trouble to learn them it must be for some reason.
"Well there were some video games that aren't in English that I wanted to play" he said with a chuckle as everyone started laughing at him though for one of the first times in his life it wasn't at him and more of with him.
"Well that's dedication if I ever heard it" Jasmine said with a smile as she patted Sam on the back with a smile as everyone nodded along with her.
"Hmm I guess I'll go next, what do you guys what to know about?" Mike said straightening himself to prepare for the questions.
"So Mike, what was with that awesome gymnastics skills we saw at the obstacle course?" Sky asked slightly jealous as Mike had shown some skill even better than hers.
"W-Well it's something I'm a bit embarrassed at since my mom forced me to do it when I was young and I kind of only bring it out if I really need it" Mike said quickly as he was a bit afraid of his secret possibly getting out.
"Hmmm, well I can understand since most guys get embarrassed at it" Sky said as Dawn raised her hand next to ask a question.
"I was curious do you would call a girlfriend or someone you are infatuated with? Cause your aura is very pink with love" Dawn asked as she tilted her head to the side with her usual straight face.
"I-I-I m-might have someone" Mike stuttered out as a dark blush came on his cheeks and as Naruto noticed that Zoey was blushing as well which made him smirk at the two crushing kids before everyone started to 'Ooo' until he stopped them.
"Stop teasing him, onto the next person" he said with a smirk as they all nodded and chuckled before Dakota nervously rose her hand.
"I'll go next I guess" Dakota said as Amy frowned.
"Okay then Princess why are you on a game show for a million dollars when your dad is apparently one of the most rich people in North America?" Amy asked as Dakota frowned.
"Well at first I only came here to try and get publicity but I'm kind of having fun with all of this. Between getting to know you all and actually earning the money, it feels really good. I kind of like actually earning money the hard way and maybe use some of this money to pay for college for a business degree for when I take over daddy's company" she said with a smile as everyone stared at her in a mix of shock and surprise.
"Well seems like the princess is actually using her head" Jo said with a chuckle as Dakota smiled proudly.
"Good for you Dakota, sounds like you got a good plan" Naruto said with a smile as she felt her cheeks heat up a bit at the compliment from the handsome red head.
Naruto smiled as one by one everyone answered a few questions about themselves. Before anyone noticed they were all talking to each other and enjoying themselves, even the more serious types such as Jo and Scott. The bonfire seemed to work to help them relax a bit and act like teens instead of people who were fighting against each other on a television game show.
"Here, I brought some refills for you girls" Scott said as he handed Jasmine, Dawn and Anna Maria another glass of punch as they accepted as they were all enjoying themselves.
"So you really have been all over the world haven't you" Jasmine asked as Naruto chuckled and nodded.
"Even without my clubs I like to travel around. I find it relaxing" he said before he frowned at a scent that he had smelt many times before in his clubs. His frown deepened as the girls basically downed their drinks before he could warn them.
"Whoa, these drinks are a bit weird tasting" Anna Maria said as Dawn nodded with a slight frown.
"It tastes quite bitter and makes my insides heat up" Dawn said with a blank face with her cheeks heating up considerably as Naruto frowned even more.
"Here, I'll go get refills, you girls stay here and don't move" he said with a frown as he quickly got up, taking their cups and rushing off towards Scott who he could see already heading their way with another refill.
"Come with me now" Naruto growled out as he grabbed one of Scott's drinks and dragged him away from the bonfire.
"Whoa Naruto buddy, where's the fire?" Scott asked with a chuckle before his face paled at the fearsome glare Naruto was sending his way.
"You spiked the drinks didn't you? Don't deny I can smell the alcohol in these drinks" Naruto said, still glaring at Scott before he poured the drink onto the floor.
"W-Wait I wasn't hurting anyone, just trying to get everyone to relax a bit more" Scott said before Naruto grabbed the collar of his shirt.
"These girls are underage Scott, so stop now or I will alert Chris and I doubt you are immune to crimes here" Naruto said as Scott nervously nodded before Naruto pushed him onto the ground before turning back towards the bonfire.
He blushed a bit as he looked over to Jasmine and the others that had been spiked only to see Jasmine trying to pull her shirt over her head. He quickly rushed over, thankful that no one else was looking their way before quickly pulling her shirt back down.
"Easy there Jasmine, no stripping please" Naruto said as Jasmine smiled and he noticed a drunken blush on her cheeks.
"But it's so hot here, not that you make it any better" Jasmine slurred out as Naruto sighed and sat her back down.
'I swear why does everyone have to be affected by this thing' he thought with a frown before he felt two warm sensations on his back to see Anna Maria leaning on him and kissing the back of his neck.
"Do you know how handsome you are? I mean I've seen some studs while cruising the beach but never have I seen someone as hot as you" Anna Maria purred out as she trailed her finger up and down his back.
'Oh god they're all lightweights' he thought with a frown before he noticed Dawn looked fine except for a blush on her cheeks.
"Please tell me you are okay Dawn" Naruto said in a hopeful tone before Dawn looked up at him.
"Yes besides the wetness I feel in my womanhood from looking at you" Dawn said bluntly as Naruto groaned mentally with a soft blush.
"Great, I've got a happy drunk that likes to strip, a make out kind of drunk that keeps pressing her breasts against me, and a truthful drunk who is already blunt and truthful sober so now she's even worse" he muttered to himself as he stopped Jasmine from taking off her shorts.
"Okay, you three need to go to bed. Come with me and please stop taking off your clothes Jasmine" he said with a groan as the tall Aussie let out a giggle.
"Can I get a kiss goodnight? Maybe with this tongue I've read of" Dawn said as she tilted her head to the side before he ran a hand through his hair.
"Just come with me please" he said as Anna Maria wrapped her arms around his neck, still kissing the back of it, most likely leaving a hickey, not that he minded. "Just hold on Anna Maria you're going to have to ride piggyback, and you two come on" he said as he grabbed Jasmine's hand and found that Dawn was already holding his other.
"Your hand is warm, I am curious as to how it would feel on my breasts. Can we test it out?" Dawn asked as his cheeks heated up even more before shaking it off, cleansing himself of any further perverted thoughts before he did something he regretted and the girls would enjoy.
"No, just come on" he said as he pulled them along, stopping Jasmine from wiggling out of her shorts again as Anna Maria giggled on his back.
"Yo Naruto! Where you going my man?" Lightning asked as Naruto sighed.
"The girls are feeling a bit sick so I'm bringing them back to the cabin, continue on I should be back soon" he said as Lightning nodded before going back to the party.
"Look girls, please don't struggle or try and snake your hands down my shirt" Naruto said as he frowned at Anna Maria who was trying to lift his shirt off. He let out sigh of relief as he made his way into the Mutant Maggot cabin and made Anna Maria fall off of his back and onto the couch.
"You stay there, same with you Dawn. Jasmine is going to bed first" he said as Dawn nodded and sat next to Anna Maria who hugged the small blonde and nuzzled Dawn's head into her bust.
"Come on Sheila, off to bed where you can strip away safely behind a locked door" he said as he led the giggling girl into her room.
"You know you're really kind to me. You don't get all nervous due to my height and you are really cute" Jasmine said with a smirk as she shakenly wobbled into her room.
"Of course I am nice to you Jasmine, you are a sweet kind girl" he said as she smiled before leaning over to him and kissing him on the lips, catching him off guard.
"Whoa Jasmine, easy there" he said as she giggled and fell back onto her bed.
"I just wanted to do it once, maybe next time I can do it when I'm not so drunk" she said in between laughs as Naruto chuckled and turned around, heading towards the door as he turned the lock.
"Hey Naruto, catch!" Jasmine said as he turned around and caught what felt like fabric in his hand as he saw Jasmine was already under her blanket.
"It's your gift for being so nice and taking me back to my room" she said as he opened his hand to reveal a pair of crumpled light blue, surprisingly lacy panties that were a bit wet.
He felt his cheeks heat up considerably before he quickly darted out of the room, closing the door behind him as Jasmine giggled at him. He groaned a bit as he forgot to toss back the panties in her room before shoving them in his pocket, still embarrassed a bit.
"Okay, Dawn come on you are next" he said as he looked over to the couch only to see her nowhere near.
"I am ready. Are those Jasmine's panties in your pocket?" Dawn asked as she looked at the bit of fabric sticking out of his pocket.
"N-No, it's not. Let's just get you back to your room" he spoke out quickly as he put his hands on her shoulders and started to lead her back to her room, this caused her to narrow her eyes in an unknown emotion she had never experienced before that she would have to research more on it later when she was not intoxicated.
"Now here is your room Dawn. Now please go to bed" he said as he was about to leave until she grabbed his hand.
"No, I want a kiss. I am quite curious of how your lips feel and I feel this sour feeling in my chest from seeing you with Jasmine's gift" she said with a frown as Naruto rose an eyebrow.
"You're jealous? Of what?" he asked as Dawn frowned.
"Jealousy? Hmmm odd. It must be because of my attraction towards you and you not showing me any affection. Am I not attractive?" she asked as Naruto frowned and sat her down on her bed.
"You are attractive Dawn but right now you are drunk, if I were to take advantage of you I would feel terrible of myself" he said as Dawn nodded before she slid down her skirt, surprising Naruto.
"D-Dawn what are you doing!?" he asked in shock as Dawn looked up and kicked her skirt off.
"Making it fair. You have Jasmines and it makes me jealous so I am giving you mine" she said as if it was obvious and he shouldn't need to ask.
"N-No need to give me your panties. Please" he said as he looked away before he felt another piece of fabric be placed in his hand.
"I need to, this makes the sour feeling go away. You may look at my bare waist if you please" Dawn said as he stared up at the ceiling and sighed.
"I'd rather not when you are drunk" he said with a sigh as Dawn hummed.
"Chivalrous, another aspect I find appealing of you" Dawn said as he made his way over to the door while not looking at the half naked Dawn behind him. "Maybe when I am not intoxicated you can see" she said as his cheeks heated up more at the unbelievably blunt girl.
"Good night Dawn!" he said hurriedly as he rushed out of the room, making sure to lock it behind him. His cheeks only heated up more as he looked at Dawn's panties to see they were a black lacy, almost see through thong, surprising him as he did not expect the brash underwear for such a timid and blunt girl.
He quickly shoved them into his other pocket before turning to Anna Maria who was smirking at him and waving as she laid on the couch.
"I've been waiting hot stuff~" Anna Maria purred out as he walked over to her.
"Okay, last drunk girl coming right up. Come on Anna Maria" he said as Anna Maria smirked at him.
"Who said I was drunk? I'm a Jersey Girl, I've had alcohol before. I just wanted to get alone with you away from the others" she said as she grabbed his shirt and pulled him down towards her, locking their lips in a deep kiss.
His eyes widened for a fraction of a second, but that was all Anna Maria needed before plunging her tongue into an endless valley which was Naruto's mouth.
"I have wanted to do that for so long and it was so worth it!" Anna Maria spoke out as she broke the kiss and smiled. "You have been playing hard to get for too long" she purred out as she moved his hands onto her chest.
"Now, are we going to get wild or what?" Anna Maria said with lust brimming in her eyes as Naruto merely stared at her in mild shock and arousal.
-Chapter End-
Mutant Maggots: Naruto, Jasmine, Dawn, Dave, Sky, Amy, Anne Maria, Mike, Zoey, Cameron
Toxic Rats: Sammy, Scott, Dakota, Lightning, Jo, Ella, Sam, B
Eliminated: Staci, Brick
Pairings: Anna Maria, Dawn, Dakota, Jasmine, Samey, Amy, Sky, Ella, Zoey (later in All-Stars)
AN: This chapter was more just about building the character's background as well as start Naruto's group. So far Jasmine and Dawn are closest after Anna Maria who has staked her claim on Naruto.
We have made up a pretty valid reason for the harem that will link back to his fight with Kaguya affecting his body as well as some natural energy that Dawn has seen surrounding him. So plus that and his naturally likeable self, you have a chick magnet.
Next chapter will start with Anna Maria and Naruto make out session, no lemon though since Anna Maria is still buzzed a bit and Naruto would feel like he is taking advantage of her right now. Also next chapter will be the actual challenge since we want to pace out the challenges so we can also focus on building the characters more than they were in canon.
One last thing, I need OFFICIAL betas that can help me with Gears of War and mass effect etc, not ones who's gonna bail out on me after the first day of me hiring you on board, I need legit people helping me out here, Sora and them can only do so much.
Well until next time. Review away and we shall see you next time! We use flamers to cook our marshmallows!