Holy War of the strongest servant!

by Flagarach

Hercules, the strongest servant? Doubtful, according to the real strongest! So what better way to prove your superior strength then by getting summoned in the Grail War as a servant and winning it? However, Cirno's (and Shirou's) wacky hijinks tend to lead to many humorous good and bad ends, some fully serious, others hilarious. Help these two to find their special ending!

9. Servant Status Screen

Servant Status Screen:

-Base Form-

Class: Classless
Master: Emiya Shirou
True Name: Cirno
Sex: Female
Height: 9/999999999999 AU
Weight: 9^-9 LD*0.9 bags of cement
Alignment: Chaotic Neutral

Strength: E
Endurance: D
Agility: D
Magical Energy: C
Luck: D
Noble Phantasm: EX

Class skills:

None

Personal skills:

?: B

Bravery: B
The ability to negate mental interference such as pressure, confusion and fascination. Not usable when under the influence of mad enhancement.

Mana Burst (Ice): B+
A version of mana burst that infuses attacks with magical energy that imparts an ice effect. In Cirno's case chilling ice becomes magical energy that dwells in the user and she can unleash it onto the surroundings. Usually active in a passive mode, it can also be used more actively to unleash bursts of ice called Danmaku.

Mental Disorder: A
The mind has fallen ill. It is not the mad enhancement Berserkers usually possess. She does not understand the pain or death of others, the difference in magnitude of her actions, or fully understands the mood of her surroundings. However, it also grants mental super armor.

Noble Phantasms:

[The Many Parallel Myths: Nine Forms of the Strongest]
Rank: EX
Type: transformation-type Noble Phantasm
Range: 1
Maximum number of targets: 1 (self)

Cirno's Noble Phantasm, create from the many myths, legends and memes surrounding her. As Touhou has become well-known mainly due to the work of its fanbase it is only fitting that a Touhou servant will have its powers based on the work of her fans.

In Cirno's case this takes form as the personifications of some of the stories surrounding her. She starts classless, in her weakest and least prana-consuming form. From here she can change into one of her stronger forms, but only if the conditions for that form are fulfilled. Changing into another form without re-accessing base form is possible, but the requirements for the new form still need to be fulfilled.

Restrictions:

none

-First Form-

Class: Saber
Master: Emiya Shirou
True Name: ?
Sex: Female
Height: 9/999999999999 AU + 0.009 m
Weight: 9^-9 LD*0.9 bags of cement
Alignment: Chaotic Good

Strength: A+
Endurance: A
Agility: B
Magical Energy: C
Luck: C
Noble Phantasm: ?

Class Skills:

Magic Resistance: B
Protection against magic and magecraft. Instead of rejecting the magical energy spells will be canceled altogether. Grants full protection against spells of three verses or lower, and even High-Thaumaturgy and Greater Rituals will have trouble affecting Saber.

Riding: B
The expertise to ride animals and vehicles. Most Vehicles can be handled with above average skill. However, cannot ride the likes of Phantasm Races.

Personal Skills:

?: C

Bravery: A+
The ability to negate mental interference such as pressure, confusion and fascination. Not usable when under the influence of mad enhancement. Bonus effect of increased melee damage.

?: B

Mana Burst (Ice): C+
A version of mana burst that infuses attacks with magical energy that imparts an ice effect. In Cirno's case chilling ice becomes magical energy that dwells in the user's swords and she can unleash it onto the surroundings. Usually active, but at the cost of increased prana consumption rate the power and range of the ice effect can be increased.

Noble Phantasms:

[Limit Break: Super Ultimate War God Supreme Slash Version 9]
Rank: B+
Type: Anti-Unit
Range: 2-5
Maximum number of targets: 1

A skill of the greatest Ex-SHINRA soldier, Cirnoud Strife! Just kidding, it's Advent Cirno. She wields the powerful Bastard Cirno Sword in battle, and utilizes said sword in battle. It a large and thick greatsword tht consists out of 6 other swords, each wielded by Cirno to its utmost limit. These blades are the Winner sword, the Watermelon Sword, the dual Chocolate Edges and the two Wafer Blades. Together they allow for her strongest attack, her limit break, which due to a ridiculously long name will now for the rest of this explanation be shortened to Omnislash.

Her Omnislash v9 is a 9 hit combo at godspeed, eachhit dealing critical damage. Though it has less hits then Omnislash v5, it deals more damage because each slash deals two times the damage of a regular hit instead of 0.75 times. However, the damage cap of 9999 damage per hit still stands, so doesn't that make Omnislash v5 better in some situations?

Restrictions:

All of the following conditions must have been met:
1) Saber must have someone to protect.
2) There must be an enemy servant nearby.
3) The enemy servant wants to harm the one Saber wants to protect.

-Second Form-

?

-Third Form-

Class: Caster
Master: Emiya Shirou
True Name: ?
Sex: Female
Height: 0.09*9 + 0.09*9 cm
Weight: 0.9999 faggots
Alignment: Neutral Good

Strength: D
Endurance: B
Agility: A
Magical Energy: A+
Luck: C+
Noble Phantasm: ?

Class Skills:

Item Construction: C+
The skill to manufacture magical items. In Cirno's case her items can only reach the levels of what is reachable with current day science, but she can go beyond that if the item is cold or ice-related, for example, she can magically recreate cold fusion or the like.

Territory Construction: B
The skill to build a special terrain that is advantageous to oneself as a magus. Creation of a Workshop becomes possible.

Personal Skills:

High Speed Spellcard Words: B
The power to activate thaumathurgy without the use of magic circuits. By using spellcards Cirno can use the prana in the air to forgo most of the incantation. Up to magecraft with ten arias can be cast at the speed of single action spells.

Mana Burst (Ice): EX
A version of mana burst that infuses attacks with magical energy that imparts an ice effect. In Cirno's case chilling ice becomes magical energy that dwells in the user and she can unleash it onto the surroundings. Has gone to levels beyond mere manipulation of Ice. Can be considered equal to a low-ranked Noble Phantasm in its own right.

Protection of the Fairies: A
A blessing from fairies. Increases one's luck on the battlefield in dangerous situations. However, activation is limited to battlefields, does not work in dangerous situations outside of battlefields.

Sheer Force: B
Magic is power, da ze! Ability to defeat opponents by sheer power alone. Perform Luck check upon hitting the enemy. A successful roll means that the target's defenses will be halved for that hit.

Noble Phantasms:

?

Restrictions:

1) Must have spend 9 or more successive hours in base form before turning into Caster form.
2) ?

-Fourth Form-

Class: Berserker
Master: Emiya Shirou
True Name: ?
Sex: ?
Height: ?
Weight: ?
Alignment: ?

Strength: ?
Endurance: ?
Agility: ?
Magical Energy: ?
Luck: ?
Noble Phantasm: ?

Class Skills:

Mad Enhancement: B-
Raises basic parameters in exchange of hindering mental capacities. In some cases also seals away personal skills. Rank-Up for all parameters, but most of her sanity, however little she had to begin with, is taken away

Personal Skills:

?: A

?: B+

?: C

Noble Phantasms:

?

Restrictions:

?

-Fifth Form-

Class: Ruler
Master: Emiya Shirou
True Name: ?
Sex: ?
Height: ?
Weight: ?
Alignment: ?

Strength: ?
Endurance: ?
Agility: ?
Magical Energy: ?
Luck: ?
Noble Phantasm: ?

Class Skills:

God's Resolution: E+
A privilege of the Ruler class, this skill gives the servant extra command seals for all the servants that are in the war. Due to being summoned as a multi-class servant with a desire for the Grail this skill is greatly reduced in effectiveness. The master of Ruler will get 1 bonus command seal for every enemy servant in the Grail War, but a single command seal will not be as strong when compared to that of other masters.

Magic Resistance: C
Protection against magical effect. Instead of rejecting the magical energy spells will be canceled altogether. Grants full protection against spells of two verses or lower, but is still affected by High-Thaumaturgy and Great Rituals. Resistance would've been higher if summoned as a normal Ruler.

True Name Discernment: -
Status information such as true identity, parameters, skills and Noble Phantasms are instantly revealed upon encountering a servant. Due to the special conditions of her summoning Ruler cannot use this skill.

Personal Skills:

?: B

?: B

Mana Burst (Ice): B+
A version of mana burst that infuses attacks with magical energy that imparts an ice effect. In Cirno's case chilling ice becomes magical energy that dwells in the user and can unleash it onto the surroundings. Usually active in a passive mode, it can also be used actively to unleash bursts of ice called Danmaku.

?: A

Noble Phantasms:

?

Restrictions:

Shirou must run away?

-Sixth Form-

?

-Seventh Form-

Class: Scholar
Master: Emiya Shirou
True Name: Perfect Mathematician Cirno
Sex: Female
Height: 9/999999999999 AU = 135 cm
Weight: 9^-9 LD*0.9 bags of cement = 37.7 kg
Alignment: Lawful Neutral

Strength: 9
Endurance: 9
Agility: 9
Magical Energy: 9
Luck: 9
Noble Phantasm: ?

Class Skills:

Gift of Divine Wisdom: B-
An inhuman gift of intelligence. All non-unique skills can be learned, given enough time. Learning of a new skill will take around five hours, but newly learned skills will disappear upon changing class.

Teachings of the Wise: A
Ability to teach other people knowledge at greatly increased rate. Learning stuff that would normally take hours can be completed in minutes. It is possible to teach people skills that the servant knows too, given enough time.

Personal Skills:

?: N/A

?: C-

?: EX

Noble Phantasms:

?

Restrictions:

Must be used for enlightening a wiser person than Scholar's classless form in a subject of Scholar's choice.

-Eight Form-

Class: Inverter
Master: Emiya Shirou
True Name: ?
Sex: ?
Height: ?
Weight: ?
Alignment: ?

Strength: ?
Endurance: ?
Agility: ?
Magical Energy: ?
Luck: ?
Noble Phantasm: ?

Class Skills:

Battle Inversion: C
The ability to come back from an disadvantageous position. Dealt damage increases the larger the difference between current and maximum hit points is. Increase in damage reaches a maximum of 1.5 times the normal output if Cirno has only 1 hit point left.

Eye of the mind (True): B
Heightened capacity for observation. Capable of calmly analyzing the battlefield even when in danger and deduce an appropriate course of action after considering all possibilities to escape from a predicament. Greatly improved chance at victory even if there's only a 0.9% chance of winning.

Personal Skills:

?: A

?: B+

?: -

Noble Phantasms:

?

Restrictions:

Opponent must resist ice-elemental attacks.

-Ninth Form-

?