Kendall: (To Kick) Was is really such a great idea of bringing HER along? I mean, I know about you guys and your history.
Kick: Her? Oh, you mean Gwen, don't you?
Gwen: Don't worry Kendall, we're just friends now, honest!
Kendall: Oh, really? Because I know how attracted you two were to each other once.
Kick: Kends, trust me. There's nothing going on between her and me. And if it is, it'll be over my dead body!
Kendall: You think there's enough room in there?
Kick: Oh ha ha, very funny!
Eventually, they noticed Wacky Jackie running around looking for Kick.
Jackie: KICK! WHERE ARE YOU!? KIIIIICK!
Kendall/Kick: Aw, biscuits, not now!
Jackie: Excuse me, sir, have you seen my boyfriend Kick Buttowski? I can't find him anywhere.
"What the biscuits?" he thought. "She doesn't recognize me? Hmmm, this is my cue to get rid of her for a while. Lucky I do a great Rock Callahan voice".
Kick: (imitating Rock Callahan) Uhh, yes, young lady, I'm afraid he's been tranferred to-uhh-the north pole.
Jackie: ARE YOU CRAZY!? NOT EVEN KICK COULD STAND THE COLD!
Kick: (imitating Rock Callahan) I'm afraid it's true. But the best thing you can do for him is to follow him there to make sure he'll stay warm and cozy.
Jackie: Don't you worry, I will! I'M COMING KICK!
Jackie hurried home to pack. Kick sighed in relief that he was rid of her for now. But then, Gunther stopped her in her tracks.
Gunther: Jackie, hold your horses! If you're looking for Kick, he's right here! He's just dressed this way for halloween.
Kick/Kendall: GUNTHER, DON'T!
Gunther: What? Ohhh, yakspit!
Jackie: Kick? OH KICK, MY SWEET, I KNEW IT WAS YOU ALL ALONG!
She ran towards Kick and squeezed him way too tight. Uncomfortable, he begged Kendall for help.
Kick: (groans) Kends...help...please...!
Kendall: Jackie, I wouldn't do that if I were you.
Jackie: And why not, Kendall?
Kendall: Because...Kick is really sick!
Jackie: He is?
Kick: I'm what-now?
Kendall: (Winks at Kick) Yesss, he has come up with-umm-Wackienza, which means that if he stays too long with a wacky person, he'll die.
Kick: Ohhhh yeah, I can feel a slight tingle in my chest already!
Jackie: (lets go of Kick) Oh god, I wouldn't want him to die! I better head home, then. Bye Kick, get well soon!
Kick: Don't count on it, Jack! I can feel it builing up in me, you better hurry home before I explode!
Jackie ran home as fast as she could, leaving Kendall, Kick and the others to let out another sigh of relief.
Kick: Thanks, babe, nice save.
Kendall: No problem, my mother fell for the same story all the time.
Emo Kid: My mom still lives in the asylym, I don't think she'll ever move.
Eventually, they reached the camping spot and set up their tents. Then they sat down by the campfire as Kick started singing a song while playing on his guitar.
Kick: (singing) Oh, baby, baby, it's a wild world
It's hard to get by just upon a smile
Oh, baby, baby, it's a wild world
I'll always remember you like a child, girl
Everyone, especially Kendall applauded him and hugged him tight, then she sat down with him.
Kendall: That was a great song, honey, I love Cat Stevens.
Kick: Yeah, me too. That dude is one cool cat!
Gunther: Uhh, you know it's not an actual cat, right?
Julie: Who cares? It's an awesome song!
Kendall: Thank you, Jules.
Haley: Just look at all this candy we got, mom would never let me near this much candy!
Julie: Just like I told you sis, I'm not mom.
Julie and Haley smiled at each other and hugged.
Kendall: Ready guys? It's my turn to sing a song.
Kick lended her the guitar and she started to sing.
Kendall: (singing) Turn around
Look at what you see...
In her face
The mirror of your dreams...
Make believe I'm everywhere
Live it in your mind
Written on the pages
Is the answer to a never ending story...
Ah...
While she was singing, a mysterious silhouette appeared and started kidnapping the kids until it was only her and Kick left. Still unaware, Kendall continued to sing.
Kendall: (singing) Reach the stars
Fly a fantasy...
Dream a dream
And what you see will be...
Rhymes that keep their secrets
Will unfold behind the clouds
And there upon a rainbow
Is the answer to a never ending story...
Ah...
Story...
Ah...
Halfway through the song, Kendall opened her eyes, suddenly stopped singing and playing the guitar.
Kendall: Hey where did everybody go? Oh that's just great, leave while I'm in the middle a song. A simple "I don't like your singing voice" would've made it, but no!
