A/N: Sorry this came out so late and is so short. My computer is trashed to it's very core and I don't know when it'll be up and good. My phone is shattered and my Ipad has been having many malfunctions so I couldn't even post it from there. I had to use my sister's computer to even post this. So, again, I'm so sorry for the delay. Enjoy!
Episode 12: The One Where Jasper and Monty Lose Their Insurance
"I just cant believe we don't have insurance anymore!" Jasper growled, throwing the paper on the floor like throwing the envelop would do something to spite the insurance company.
"I knew we should have taken some extra jobs." Monty sighed.
"Just work harder this year, hopefully you'll get it back." Raven consoled.
"Well yeah, I know but now we have to be careful!" Monty groaned at Jasper's words, obviously just as annoyed as him. "Before we could get hit by a bus, or - or catch on fire and it wouldn't matter but now we got to be careful?!" Jasper threw up his hands in the air.
"I'm sorry man, there's never a good time to have to...stop catching on fire." Bellamy smirks at their unamused frowns when he makes his joke although the rest of them are laughing.
"C'mon Jas, we need to go get a job. Asap." Monty says, grabbing his coat and giving them all a wave as Jasper follows him outside of the shop.
"Make sure to look both ways before you cross the street! Don't wanna get hit by a bus!" Bellamy reminds, both of them turning around and mocking him by trying to imitate his voice and they turn towards the door to exit only to hit their heads.
Clarke winces as they hold their foreheads in their hands from the bruise they had just gotten from the door. Bellamy raises an eyebrow, clearly amused and a little worried on just how they are going to make it through the day without killing themselves.
Once they leave after a few laughs, Raven speaks. "I think Wick is gonna propose." She blurts out all at once, Octavia screams a loud defining scream that makes the whole coffee shop stare at them. Octavia runs at her, throwing herself at her and makes her slam into the couch with an 'oof' followed by a, 'Octavia, I can't breathe.'
"I'm gonna be one of the bridesmaids right?" Octavia says, looking her dead in the eye.
"Being that I have no friends other than you guys, yes."
Octavia squeals, fist pumping the air and dancing around.
"I'm not even sure if he is! I just...he wouldn't let me look in his sock drawer when I slept over." Raven blurts out. "I mean, I wanna think he's gonna propose. But maybe he was just hiding some panties that another girl left over - oh my god! You don't think...that bastard!"
Bellamy clasps his hand on her shoulder, pulling her from her thoughts. "We don't usually hide panties in our sock drawers. We usually hide them underneath the bed, so I'd check there and if not he probably is going to propose. Although really, maybe the guy wanted to keep his sock drawer to himself. I wouldn't jump to conclusion or form some expectations, Reyes."
"I know, I know. It's just ever since I mentioned the whole 'marriage' thing to him, he's been kind of secretive. I mean, what could he want to hide in a sock drawer?"
"A dirty magazine." Bellamy shrugs earning a sharp glare from all the girls. "Fine, I'll be serious. Did you see his sock drawer before?"
"All the time. He'd tell me to throw him a pair when we were running late for work."
"Yeah, maybe he's gonna propose." Bellamy shrugs and Octavia squeals again. Clarke smiles, pulling the two girls in a hug and kissing both of their cheeks.
"I'm getting married!" Raven screams, the people inside the coffee shop cheer.
"Might." Bellamy reminds.
"I might be getting married!" Raven screams, the people inside the coffee shop cheer with worried glances.
He puts on his jogging pants and a tight blue muscle shirt as well as some sneakers when he heads out for the gym. Clarke is on the phone in his ear, they aren't talking as much as they are listening to them both go throughout their business as well as their steady breathes.
"Where are you heading?" Clarke asks.
"Gym. What are you doing? Talking to me while doing surgery?"
"Don't be ridiculous. I only text you while I'm doing surgery."
He laughs.
"I'm on my break, eating the left over lasagna." She explains to him.
"Does it taste good?"
"Does soggy left over pasta ever taste good?"
"Fair point."
He smiles at her laugh and right when he opens the gym doors he sees Jasper and Monty on the floor, holding the sides of their stomachs and some ten sized weights beside them on the floor. "Uh, Clarke? I gotta let you go. I think Jasper and Monty are shitting on the gym floor."
"Jasper and Monty are at the gym?!" Clarke gasps.
"That's really the most surprising part of what I just said, isn't it?"
"Yup."
He rolls his eyes and laughs. "Bye, I'll call you after I'm done working out and making sure Jasper and Monty aren't dead."
"Alright, bye. Love you."
A flutter goes throughout his stomach when she says that but he reminds himself it's only platonically. "Yeah, love you too." He hangs up, walking over to them and shoving his hands in his pocket. Bellamy raises an eyebrow in amusement. "You two okay?" He nods his head indicating that their holding their stomachs and giving this painful grim expression.
"Yeah, we're just lying down. Waiting for um, our health insurance. We wanted to come here to stay fit and healthy." Jasper explains.
Bellamy nods understandingly. "Yeah, okay but um...their is a bathroom here, you know?"
"We don't need to use the bathroom!" They say in unison, groaning again and holding their sides.
"Okay then what's your damage?"
"Nothing! We just both got this blinding pain in our stomachs. We were both lifting weights and then Monty passed out and I went to grab his weight from falling on him and when I grabbed it, I passed out too and uh," Jasper trails.
Monty speaks for him, "We haven't been able to get up since. But you don't have to worry, I don't think it's anything serious."
"Jas, Mont. That sounds like a hernia. You two need to go to the doctor. Now."
"No way!" Monty exclaims.
"Monty is right. If we're gonna go to the doctor for anything, it'll be for the bone sticking out of our stomachs!" They both lift their shirts up to show him and Bellamy winces, looking away.
"That's a hernia, morons!" He shields his eyes from the view.
"This is all your fault!" Monty hits Jasper's shoulder, soon groaning and latching onto his side. "We shouldn't have gone to the gym in the first place!"
"This is your fault!" Jasper growls back, hitting his head only to grab onto his stomach. "I told you we should have went with the tens, not the fifteens!"
Bellamy pinches the bridge of his nose and lets out a frustrated sigh.
Raven and Octavia were investigating. Raven would be the look out and distract him if he came back while Octavia would look for the ring. Raven's a little glad that he hides his keys somewhere pretentious like under his mat. Octavia rummages through the socks and Raven feels a ping of guilt.
"Hey Octavia?" Raven calls from the other room.
"Yeah?"
"Do you think we should stop? Maybe it's better if we leave it a surprise-"
"There's a ring!" Octavia exclaims.
Raven drops every idea of being a potentially good person or having any moral thoughts and races over to the room Octavia's in. Their both staring at a ring with a huge diamond and the two girls scream, hug each other and they both take turns trying out the ring. Octavia flashes it off as she struts around, showing her hand around like her life depended on it. Raven laughed.
"Should we call Clarke?" Octavia asks and Raven nods.
They both dial the number and she takes it on the first ring, "I'm definitely getting engaged!" Raven exclaims.
"He proposed!?" Clarke says from the other line.
"Well no, but Octavia and I went through the sock drawer and found this huge ass diamond ring."
There's a silence before they can hear her laugh. "Of course you two did that. Congratulations, I'll get some really good wine before we all meet up at our place. I'm so happy for you Raven. But you should get out of Wick's apartment and put the ring where it belongs before he catches you."
"On it." Raven then dials Bellamy who picks up on the last ring and she exclaims, "I'm gonna get married!"
"He proposed?" Bellamy asks from the other line.
"No, Octavia and I looked through his sock drawer and found a ring."
He groans, they can both hear him rub his face with exhaustion. "I'm a police officer guys. I cant always break the rules for you two. That sounds like a lot of breaking and entering so I suggest you two get out of there now. Also we just got a call near Wick's area which might have been you two so I suggest you run." Raven hangs up, throwing the ring inside the sock drawer and they both run outside, laughing when they hear the police cars outside the building.
Jasper walks over to the couch with Bellamy and his own coffee in hands, making a sound in the back of his throat that could be considered between a whine and a groan. Monty behind him with his own coffee, they both sit down, holding their sides again and Bellamy looks over to Jasper who is cradling his side. "Hey can you give me a muffin?"
Jasper frowns, going to stand up but Bellamy grabs onto his forearm and pulls him down. "Sit down."
He does, giving a relieved sigh when he puts pressure on his side.
"Will you please go to the hospital?" Bellamy asks.
"No way! Hernia operations probably cost around," Jasper trails only for Monty to answer, "A lot."
"I'm calling Clarke." Bellamy growls, going to grab his phone but they both scream no and freeze him in place. "And why not?"
"Because Clarke will check us and we will have something wrong with our hernias and she'll demand we go to the hospital."
"First off, you have a hernia, there's nothing wrong with it. Second, you should. If you want I'll loan you the money." Bellamy shrugs and after silence of consideration they shake their head.
"It'll be forever till we give you that money back. We don't want that hanging over our heads." They explain to him.
"Well Clarke's shift is almost over and I always call her when it is. So I suggest you two skedaddle before she gets here. Might wanna act normal and stop groaning and whining when she gets here too otherwise I think she'll notice both of your hernias." Bellamy explains and they both nod, soon leaving the coffee shop.
In less than minutes Clarke comes, taking a seat beside them and a huff of breath. "Where is everybody?"
"Jasper and Monty left because they don't want you to examine their hernias. Raven and Octavia both are on the run from the police which is also me so I'm just gonna drink some coffee until I know they are completely away and the search for them is over." Bellamy explains with a hint of boredom in his tone.
"So usual?" Clarke laughs.
"Yeah, the usual."
"Did you hear Raven's news?"
"About her sneaking into Wick's apartment and finding a ring? Yeah."
"Do you think he'll propose?" She asks, asking Roma to give her the usual.
"I don't know, I wanna say no but I only want to say that because I find it a little hard to capture the whole concept of Raven growing up. It just seems so unreal."
Clarke nods, rubbing his arm up and down in a comforting gesture. "I kind of feel like everyone is growing up except me."
"Don't worry, your not alone on that." Bellamy says, wrapping his arm around her and pulling her in for a side hug. She leans more into the hug, resting her head on his chest and sighing.
"Octavia is gonna be mad." Clarke murmurs.
"Why?"
"Raven asked if I'd be the best woman..."
Bellamy sighs, pulling her more into his lap so he can rest his head on top of hers. "I'll calm Octavia down if you fix the boys hernias."
Clarke sighs. "Fine."
Bellamy had told Octavia the bad news, she'd taken it by trying to rip off Raven's throat but he grabbed her and pulled her into her room. He gave her a stern talking to, that she couldn't control who she picked and it was Raven's wedding. And don't even lie, you would have picked Clarke over Raven in a heart beat.
"I wont try to kill her if Clarke promises me one thing." Octavia says matter-of-factly, folding her arms and raising her chin in defiance.
"What?"
"I can be her best woman at her wedding."
"Octavia." Bellamy growls but she looks away from him. He sighs, grumbling as he pulls his phone out and calls Clarke who picks up on the second ring rather than the first like she usually does. "Just get the stupid operation!" She exclaims, giving a huff before he can feel her tense (stressed out) smile from the other line. "Hey Bell, is she okay with it?"
"In a sense." Bellamy shuffles his feet. "She says she wont kill Raven if you let her be your best woman at your wedding. That okay with you?"
"Your joking."
"Nope. Yes or no otherwise she'll strangle Raven and to be honest, my backs a little sore and I don't know if I can hold her till you get back."
Clarke sighs. "Yeah, I don't care. She can be the best woman at my wedding."
Octavia grins, hearing the whole conversation and grabbing the phone from Bellamy. "Do you mean that?"
"Yeah, I don't think Raven would be into it anyway. You like planning all of that stuff out; your more of a wedding planner than she is and I know how much you enjoy it. Plus we promised each other when we were little that we'd both be the best woman at each others weddings, I keep my word. You know that."
Octavia smiles, saying an I love you and leaves to go talk to Raven.
Bellamy sighs, holding the phone against his ear. "How's the boys?"
"There getting more adjusted to the idea. I think we could really use your dad-charm." She hints and he nods, telling her to put her on speaker and she adds, "Not too mean?"
"You want me to do this or not?"
"Your on speaker."
He clears his voice which makes it deeper and he growls. "You two morons are gonna get that stupid fuckin' surgery. I don't care about the money, Clarke and I will help you out. If you say no and say you don't want that type of thing over your heads, I will drag you both by your clothes and throw you in there myself. Do not defy your mom- I mean, uh, Clarke. You listen to her and don't talk back. Whatever she says goes. Am I clear?" He can hear them both gulp, nod furiously before they scream out a, 'yes sir.'
"I don't know, I've never done this before." Raven tells Monty, who is kneeling on the floor with a baseball helmet on his head. Raven adjusts the bat more into her hands and fixes her stance. "What if Clarke and Bellamy get mad?"
"C'mon, it'll be fine! I got these helmets and their indestructible!" Jasper insists, kneeling before Octavia with a helmet just like Monty. Octavia gulps as she holds the bat in her hands.
They both load to go for their swing but stop when the door opens, all of them see a mortified Clarke and an unamused Bellamy. "What on earth are you doing!?" Clarke gapes.
"You never ask, I thought we discussed this. It just leads to our disappointment." Bellamy tells her.
"No, no, don't worry! We're just celebrating. Jasper and Monty got their insurance back." Octavia explains.
"So you decided how you celebrate wouldn't be with champagne but hitting them in the head with a baseball bat?" Clarke exasperates.
"Yep." They say in unison.
Bellamy gives them a strained look before knowing he cant stop them. "Get the kit," He tells Clarke, going into the kitchen and grabs a pan to join in on the fun, Clarke coming back in with a med kit and a phone with 911 dialed just in case.
"On the count of three!" Monty exclaims.
"One!" Jasper and Bellamy shout.
"I don't know guys, please, just put it down." Clarke tries to persuade.
"Two!" Raven and Octavia exclaim.
"Three," Clarke sighs, wincing when she hears the loud bang.
A/N: Hey guys! I hope you liked even though it was so short. I'm having a great difficulty writing out chapter 14 due to the fact that another character is coming in. I don't exactly know how they acts so it's hard writing that person but I'm trying anytime I have the chance. I squeezed in three more chapters before this huge scene where there is a special guest because I felt like we needed more dialogue and I wanted there to be a lot of angst and so on. So I added a few more chapters because I liked some episodes and they didn't fit in near the end so I've been having to re-plot almost everything. So very sorry about that. Tell me in the reviews or my messages what you think is gonna come in chapter 14 and the big scene. Also, I haven't really been focusing on this fic being that Teen Wolf is coming out and I'm trying to write that fic being that I want to post it when Teen Wolf has come out. I've also been focusing on Skins and the Brooklyn Nine-Nine AU since it got such positive feed back. Anyway though, reviews are appreciated, have a good day! - Phantom4747