A/N: So sorry this took so long. I really haven't been here lately and my classes are pilling on top of me. This isn't a Thanksgiving Episode but next chapter will be I'm sorry because I doubt it'll even be in November by the looks of it but I'm writing it as soon as I can. If you want to know which Thanksgiving episode I will do read the bottom A/N. Hope you enjoy!


Episode 24: The One With The Best Sex Clarke Ever Had


Bellamy has his arms wrapped around her torso as he walked her back to her apartment, his head nuzzled into her neck and she giggles. "You're gonna wake everyone up." She whispers.

He smirks, leaning down into her ear and pressing his lips against them as he speaks, "This coming from the one who's giggling loudly?"

She rolls her eyes. "I told you I could walk myself home fine, it isn't that long of a walk."

"I know, I just wanted to spend more time with you." He dips his head to her lips, where he kisses the side of her mouth and then goes down to her neck where he scrapes his teeth against it, bubbling a moan from her mouth. It's not a complete lie, Bellamy did want to spend time with her but he also wanted to make sure she got home safely.

She pushes him away, kissing his mouth and turns to the door. "I'll see you tomorrow."

"Love you." He says, walking backwards and she rolls her eyes.

"Love you too."

She opens the door when he reaches the elevator both waving and smiling goofily at each other. She slips off her shoes, putting away her coat and trying to find the coat hanger when the lights turn on and Jasper is right behind her. Clarke screams, grabbing the coat hanger and swinging it at him which causes Jasper to dive onto the floor with a scream as well.

She looks around and sees Octavia, Raven and Monty on the couch with unamused faces and Jasper sprawled on the floor looking as if he might have just died which is in a way true. "What the hell?" Clarke pants, holding her chest to stop her heart from racing.

"How come your home at 5 in the morning?" Octavia asks, folding her arms.

"Who were you talking to outside?" Raven asks.

"Are you seeing someone?" Monty asks.

"You almost killed me," Jasper breathes.

Clarke sighs, "I was out with a guy."

"A guy?" Octavia questions.

"I'm seeing someone alright?" Clarke exasperates.

"And you didn't tell us?!" They all say in unison.

"Bellamy knows." Octavia says suddenly, reaching for the phone but Clarke grabs her hand and stops it. Bellamy wouldn't be at his house either and that would cause more suspicion.

She wants to say that Bellamy doesn't know but saying that would probably make them all think she wasn't Clarke and she was just some robot impersonating her. Because one thing they all knew was: whatever Clarke's secrets were, Bellamy knew all of them. And vice versa. "His name is...Blake."

"Blake? Like my last name, Blake?" Octavia asks, raising an eyebrow.

"Yeah, Bellamy thought that was pretty funny too." Clarke mentally stabs herself for not thinking of another name. There were so many out there; Brendon, Matthew, Johnathan, William, but no. She went with Blake. The last name of Bellamy, it was like she was trying to give them a hint.

"What's his last name?" Raven asked.

"Blake William." And now, of course, she uses William.

"How come you didn't tell us before?" Jasper asked.

"I don't know, sneaking around with him was fun and we didn't want to get too involved with each others lives. We just wanted to have fun and act like teenagers I guess." Clarke shrugged.

"Well, by those two huge hickeys you have on your neck and how your shirt is on backwards, I'm guessing you had real fun over at his place." Monty says, an amused smile on his lips.

"Yeah," Clarke smiles. "he's really good at what he does."

"How good of sex?" Raven asked.

"One to ten?" Octavia encourages.

"Best sex I ever had." Clarke says and they all cheer.


"So when are we going to meet the best sex you ever had?" Raven interrupts the group, giving Clarke a grin and she can feel Bellamy's confusion beside her.

"What?" He asks.

"Clarke's mystery lover, we found out about it Bell so you don't have to pretend you don't know." Octavia says, turning her attention back to Clarke. "I want to meet the best sex you ever had too, I mean, all we know about him is his name is Blake."

Bellamy spits out his coffee, not even caring when it lands all over the coffee table and laughs. The type of laugh you close your eyes to, hold your stomach and tip your head back to enjoy it. He throws his arm around her, giving her a wide grin and nudges her playfully. "The best sex you ever had?"

"Shut up." Clarke groans and Bellamy laughs again.

"That's what you heard?" Bellamy says, turning over to Clarke to look at her. "That's what you said?"

Clarke folds her arms, slapping his shoulder and puts his arm off her shoulder as she frowns at him. "And why is that so funny?"

"No reason," He laughs, "I'm just happy for him. And you, you lucky dog." He squeezes her knee. She shoves him off the couch but that doesn't stop his laughter, not even caring about the group's confused faces.


"Hey Clarke," Bellamy says as he enters their apartment, going into the refrigerator and grabbing two cans of soda one for him and one for her. "Can I ask you a cooking question?"

She raises an eyebrow, clearly confused because between the pair Bellamy always was a little bit better at cooking. She was equally as good but Bellamy always seemed to make the seasoning taste better and he had more experience being that he use to cook Octavia's lunches at such a young age. "Sure." She answers still giving him a skeptical look.

"If your cooking on the stove does that mean that your new secret boyfriend is better in bed than Finn?" She rolls her eyes, sighing deeply and averting her gaze back to the floor.

"Bellamy!" Octavia gasps, slapping his shoulder, resting her head in her hand before she looks curiously over at Clarke. "Is he?" Clarke frowns, closing her eyes to control her anger and rubbing at her temples.

"You know what? I think I'm going to respect the privacy of my new secret boyfriend?"

"Why?" Bellamy scoffs. "I mean if this guy was me, and it was me who would learn that it was me that was the best sex you ever had I'd be going like this." Bellamy jumps on the table, doing an awkward dance and Octavia laughs, jumping on the table soon to join him in his awkward movements. Clarke rolls her eyes.


Clarke opens Monty and Jasper's door, surprised when she sees Bellamy folding some of their clothes but she guesses he had come to hang out and had found them not here like her and instead of leaving decided to clean like the weird momma bear/father bear he was. "Hi Bellamy." She greets, closing the door behind her.

He grins when he meets her eye, standing on his feet and placing down Jasper's folded shirt. "Hey."

"Do you know where Jasper put that boiling pot I gave them before?" Clarke asks, looking in the cabinets of the kitchen.

"The one that was red?" He questions.

"Yeah, that's the one."

He winces, putting his hands in a prayer so she wont get angry. "Yeaaaah I think they blew that up."

"Williams-Sonoma, fall catalogue, page 27."

He smiles. "Expect it in four to six weeks."

She nods, turning around to leave only for him to grab her hand making her stop. "Hey wait up, the kids are all gone so we have the whole place to ourselves."

She folds her arms over her chest, jutting out her chin and raising an eyebrow at him. "Yeah? So?"

"Yeah well," He steps a little forward to her, giving her one of his trade mark smirks and laying his hand gently on her hip. "I thought maybe you'd want to book some time with the best you've ever had."

"You know what, champ? I think I'll pass."

"Why?"

"Why?" She seethes, raising an eyebrow and soon mimicking his moves that he was doing earlier on the coffee table. He rolls his tongue over his teeth, rolling his eyes and folds his arms as he waits for her to finish. Even though he can tell she's pissed at him he cant help to think how cute she looks trying to dance.

"Your point?" He asks and she rolls her eyes. "Look," He sighs, stepping toward her and dipping his head down so his curly locks can hang a little bit over his puppy dog eyes. She knows he doesn't usually mean this look, it comes naturally when they fight and it's basically a dog with a tail behind it's legs as it dips it's head down at you to pet them, "maybe I did get a little carried away but there's something you got to know. If I'm the best...it's only because you made me the best."

"...Keep talking."

He smiles, one hand grabbing her hip as he rests his forehead on top of hers and pushes her in between his legs. "Clarke, I was nothing without you. I know I have some history with a bunch of girls but when I'm with you...I'm different. I'm me. I'm the best because I know you deserve the best. But when I'm with you, and we're together...oh...my...god."

She laughs, biting down on her lip so she doesn't smile as much as she wants to. "Really?"

"Really, really." He grins.

"Well," He steps back from her, "I understand if you never want to sleep with me again, but that would be wrong." He grabs her hand into his own, obviously being that joke-serious he is when they fight. She laughs again. "We're too good, Clarke. We owe it to sex."

She laughs, smiling at the ground before she stares up back at him. "Well...I mean, if we owe it I guess-" Before she could even finish her sentence, he had grabbed her hips and dragged her into him as he laid his mouth on top of hers. He grabbed the back of her head, his other hand completely draped around her waist as he slanted his mouth against her. Engulfing her in all his glory.

"When are the kids gonna be home?" She questions against his lips, a moan rolling out of her when he sucked on her bottom lip.

"Well, I was kind of hoping we could do this without them." He says and she laughs. He grabs her legs, carrying her like a bride over into her apartment. She grins, wrapping her arms around his neck and laying her mouth on top of his. He really is the best not only in sex but in everything.


A/N: Sorry if there is a lot of misspelling/errors just message me and I'll try to fix them. It's short but I wanted to post something so you all know I'm still here and writing. It's not the best of my work but I loved this scene from friends and had it written down not sure if I should post it but I decided to just get it over with. Again, I'm still going through all your messages so it's hard for me to reply but I will eventually. As for the Thanksgiving episode I'm thinking of doing 'The One With The Football' but I'm either going to do the Blake rivalry like the Geller rivalry in the episode or maybe make it a Clarke vs Bellamy for old time sake like they use to bicker in The 100. I'm open to changing it so if their is a preferred episode from the Thanksgiving specials from FRIENDS you want for this story just put it in the reviews. Hope you had a great Thanksgiving and a wonderful day! Reviews are appreciated! Bye! -Phantom4747