Chapter 8: Baby clothes
While the ladies were inside thinking about baby names, the men were out shopping for baby clothes.
"Hey Kuzco, thanks for inviting me to go with you, I need to get away from the house for a while." Kronk said.
"Sure. Malina and Yatta are in the palace thinking about baby names."
"That's nice. I bet the baby will have an amazing name!"
"Wow you're very excited about this stuff."
"You're not?!"
"I never said I wasn't excited, I just don't see what the biggety big deal is. It's just a name!"
"Just a NAME?!" Kronk gasped. "Kuzco, a name is who you are. A name is your identity!"
"Look Kronk, if it was up to me, my son's name would be Kuzco Jr."
"And what about your daughter?"
"Malina of course! Little Malina." Kuzco said with dreamy eyes.
"Those names are already taken Kuzco."
"So, it's still a name. I'm glad I gave that job to Malina. I can't do baby names!" Kuzco said as he shook his head.
"You're right about that." Kronk said under his breath.
"What was that?"
"Nothing!" Kronk said with a smile.
"Well let's get these clothes and get out of here."
"What are we looking for? Is it a boy or a girl?"
"I dunno. Malina won't tell me. She wants it to be a surprise!"
"Ooooh! I love surprises!" Kronk said as he danced around.
"Yeesh! Kronk this is my baby not yours. You are a little too excited for me."
"I was just trying to cheer you up. You look so down."
"I'm tired Kronk. Running a kingdom and preparing for a new baby is a lot of- a lot of-"
"Work?"
"Yeah that. Ooooh lookie lookie I found a pretty dressy!" Kuzco said as he ran into the store and took up a red dress with gold sparkles all over it.
"That looks amazing! But shouldn't we buy more clothes? I mean one dress isn't going to cut it."
"Relax Kronk this is gonna be a breeze. I'm the master at fashion! My babies are gonna look awesome! Not more awesome than me of course."
"Riiiiiiiggggghhhhtt." Kronk said as he winked at Kuzco.
Kuzco and Kronk spent the rest of the evening doing clothes shopping. Kuzco couldn't wait to show Malina what he found.
