The Beautiful Warriors
Disclaimer: I do not own Super Smash Brothers. That goes to Nintendo. The only characters I own are those from the Golden Land, angels from Skyworld including the royal bodyguards, Angel Assembly and archangels along with all the other angels and of course the witch hunters. I also don't own Queen's Blade. That belongs to Hobby Japan.
Summary: Pit had complained in the past how he wanted the universe's strongest women in the Smash Brothers Realm. He already had a connection with a few girls from a specific world, but it would only take those connections that would allow the entire cast to flood to Smashopolis. Whether the Smashers like it or not, they're stuck with interacting with the sexy warriors.
Pairing: Implied Pit/Airi, Sheik/Gretel, Rob/Shulk, Lucas/Laila, Lucina/Pittoo, Cloud/Sharla, Xenolith/Airi, one sided Pittoo/Kaguya and others
Rated: M (for Mature)
Genre: General, Romance, Drama, Humor, Friendship, Angst and some Tragedy
Warning: Xenoblade Chronicles spoilers, extreme sexual situations, fanservice, swearing, character death, dark themes and unintentional OOC
This idea is different from the rest. What I try to do is take a Queen's Blade character and show them interacting with the Smashers. There will be some obvious bias to which Smasher shows up the most since he is the reason most of them are in Smashopolis to begin with. This will be in two parts at the very least. Enjoy!
Chapter 2: Beautiful Interactions (Now with Xenoblade and Disgaea)
Faithful
Alvis was only an AI dedicated to serving his master. In the past, it was Zanza and Meyneth. Now he was free to do what he wanted after Shulk had slayed Zanza. He chose to obey Shulk only because he was considered the main user now. Should Shulk take the path of god, Alvis had the obligation to stop him.
He didn't know everything as much as he hated to admit. An AI was only limited by the knowledge given to him. Knowing about the other Smash worlds was limited and he could only obtain it from downloading the data. He was still missing many crucial details specifically about how Skyworld and the Netherworld worked. There was apparently an infinite amount of hells but only five heavens. That meant that not that many people were allowed to go to heaven and everyone else was cast down to hell at the smallest sin.
And then there were those who simply vanished out of thin air. The souls needed to go somewhere. Rosalina was vague on where the souls went. She would bring up the Black Abyss that was below the galaxy, but other than that…Alvis would assume that the Golden Land was responsible to a certain extent.
Back to his lack of knowledge about the Netherworld though, he missed out on a lot of lectures that Pit had about the Swamp Witch. Shulk had ignored Pit's classroom session mainly because it was directed to the angels of Skyworld including Dark Pit. Alvis wanted to stay and know more about who this Swamp Witch person was, so he could prepare for it in advance. Because he wasn't there when the lecture happened, he didn't hear how the Swamp Witch had hired wraiths to do her dirty work. Airi was the lead maid that was currently carrying her soul, but she was the least dangerous one since she was dating Pit. The other two wraiths that worked under Airi were still on the loose. Because Airi failed to keep in contact with them, they had decided to focus on reviving their mistress under their terms.
Their main target was Shulk because of the Ether that came out of the Monado. Shulk had a vision showing him and Rob being put in danger should they go out on a date. He disappointed Rob by turning down the date, but it was for their safety. However, the vision would change to Alvis being targeted. Alvis' visions weren't as powerful as Shulk's were. When asked to meet Rosalina in Smashopolis after she had finished her tasks around the galaxy, he would soon find himself being attacked by the two wraiths.
He may have been the Monado, but one of the wraiths simply possessed his Homs body and attempted to zap him of his Ether. Try as he might, he honestly was helpless against their attempts.
"Tee-hee, Heir to the Monado, this won't take long." The redhead wraith who called herself Meena told him as she placed her finger to his lips. "Mime is almost done."
"You're making…a terrible mistake…" Alvis tried to warn them. "I am not…"
Mime would soon be rejected from his body. Her wraith body glowed a green Ether color. Alvis feared that she would not be able to control it.
"Gahh…too much Meena…" Mime muttered as she vanished with half of Alvis' power intact.
"Hey, wait for me!"
Alvis couldn't chase after them. The minute he was released from her possession, he felt the heart he thought he didn't have miss a beat. His vision started to blur as he tried to take a step. He gained a massive headache from the first step. The silver haired Homs felt ready to faint.
"Guhh…Shulk…"
Fortunately for him, either Rosalina or Shulk will pick up the high disturbance of Ether in the air and help him.
Horse
Link sometimes wished that pets were allowed in Smash Brothers Mansion. You had Banjo who was technically owned by Master Hand, you had the Pokémon where half of them belonged to Red and the other half belonged to Calum, and you got the Lumas if you wanted to call them pets. Rosalina would probably have Link's head if she heard him refer to the little star children as pets. Link wished he was allowed to keep Epona at the mansion so he could go riding in the morning. He missed the days where it was just him and his horse. Epona was in good hands with Ilia back at home, so he wouldn't have to worry, but there were times where he desired the horse. After all, Dark Pit would sometimes ask Phosphora to drive the Lightning Chariot around and Link desired to hold the reigns of his horse again.
The minute he met Annelotte who was riding on her demon horse Ambrosius, Link knew he had to race her. He had begged Master Hand to let him retrieve Epona. Soon, he would have his precious horse with him and he would ride up to the half-demon knight. She was rather surprised that there was someone in the mansion besides Dark Pit who had a horse. There was never any reason for her to race because in her world, there was nothing but war but…
"…You wish to race me?" She asked unsure if the Hero of Hyrule was alright. "Be warned that this is not your average horse."
"And I'm not your average rider."
Link was good at flirting. He wasn't trying to flirt. He just wanted that feeling of racing against a good opponent back. Annelotte observed the Hero of Twilight before agreeing to a race.
"Then do not be surprised when my horse takes you for a ride."
Competition
Gretel was not a competitive person. She was against violence from the very beginning. She had to learn how to fight in order to survive. It was why the pink haired confectioner was one of the strongest fighters of Mel Fair Land.
Gretel was so humble that her baking being compared to Princess' Peach's was an honor although she felt like Rob was being over the top when he said her baking was better. Gretel had read stories of those who pat themselves on the back only for karma to hit them for being so arrogant. The tale of Arachne was the greatest example of putting yourself on such a high pedestal. Hansel had whispered to Gretel multiple times to just accept the praise. She was glad she didn't during the Harvest Festival though.
Sure the contest was biased due to the judges, but Gretel was just happy winning second place. Peach was the one that was more competitive as usual, so she was the one that was egging her on. Gretel's kindness and honesty won many of the Smashers over hence why they did not humiliate her.
"Please be gentle on Rob when you fight him next time." Gretel had whispered to Peach as she was given the first place trophy. "He's very fragile and he does not understand you are the best."
"Of course I will. I'm the one that helped him in the first place."
Crazed
If there was one thing Pit hated about the Golden Land besides the residents being able to do whatever the hell they wanted with no consequences, it was recruiting people under their ranks. Pit would have been fine if the people who were recruited were stable minded individuals.
Nyx…that girl who made a contract with the demon Funikura…she was notorious for being bipolar to the extreme. All the anger that she has kept inside her over the years erupted into the powerful flames she demonstrated in battle. She was co-dependent on the tentacle demon, so it was always a case of dealing with that thing in order to defeat her. However…the Golden Land witch Samarium had bestowed her with powers of the Golden Land that would not only allow her to turn the tables on the demon, but would allow her to amplify her magic to the point that she gave angels like Pit a hard time. Now…Pit was scared of her…because she had the last laugh.
Even if she had cut him into eight pieces and it took the Smashers an entire day to bring them all back together to turn the tables on her, Samarium had still extended her hand out to her and allowed her to be his friend. That was all Nyx wanted all of her life…was for someone to tell her that everything was okay and her attacks were justified.
But Pit hated that though. It gave her a free reign to continue harming people…and even if she were to calm down her next appearance (and be a sexy hot witch to boot), the brunette would be reminded that suffering so much in the universe brought you unlimited power from the Golden Land.
Literal
Dunban had no idea that Menace took things literally. If he would have known that, he would have filled her head with stupid ideas of how to expand the kingdom of Amara to Smashopolis. First he sympathized with her. Then he gave her the money that he made (that he sure as hell wasn't using) to her to kick start her cute project…and then she literally used that money to overthrow Master Hand's rule and claim Smashopolis as part of the Amara Kingdom. Dunban would have been forgiven had Menace not been hypnotizing half the Smashers that she wanted as her servants, mummifying the ones she didn't like and reviving the dead to chase after the ones who refused to bow down to her.
"Dunban, you better fix this issue or I will kill you if she kills me!" Pit had shouted as he and Shulk offered to be the ones who would flee from the undead corpses that were chasing after them. The Monado wasn't really useful in this situation due to the fact that some of the mummies chasing after them were living humans who were wrapped around bandages and being controlled. It made things more difficult for the two of them to defend themselves.
The war veteran wasn't too thrilled with being alone with only Riki and Cloud to keep him company while they walked up the Egyptian staircase. Cloud was ready to kill Menace and destroy the spell she had on Smashopolis if she kept this up. While Dunban's main concern should have been the fate of Magnus, the raven haired Homs wondered if he could convince Menace to not fight with him. If Shulk could pull it off on Bionis…it wouldn't hurt for him to try.
"Keep your guard up." Cloud warned the older male as he kept his hand on the hilt of his buster sword. "She might have the Smashers attack us. If she does, just knock them away."
Cloud always talked like he has experienced insane situations like this. The place remained quiet as the two made it to the top of the tower where Menace was getting her oil massage from some of the Smashers. In the back of Dunban's mind, he was glad that Shulk was not here to see how Rob was being treated. Granted, the Robin twins were indeed attractive, but seeing them in almost nothing but a tight top that acted as a bra for the girls and degrading to the boys and a cloth that covered their private parts would make any person concerned for their loved one.
"Ah, Dunban. You have returned." Menace spoke happily. "Would you like to join me in my massage session?"
It was Cory that Menace has ordered to rub the oil on her back. Corrin in contrast was ordered to serve her the finest wine from Smashopolis. The perverted staff that Menace had called Setra was too busy molesting Robin to care that intruders were talking to his mistress.
At least Rob hasn't been ordered to do anything. Dunban thought darkly to himself seeing the short Smasher staring at him with clouded brown eyes. Compared to the others, he had placed his hands near his crotch as if prevent anyone from staring there. Even when under Menace's spell, he was still self-conscious about his appearance.
"Menace, we have to talk." Dunban told her. He gave Cloud the look to not attack the Queen of Amara. "I'm certain we can resolve this without conflict."
"Of course we can. Because you contributed to my return, I am offering you the chance to be the King of Amara." She hummed. "Everyone else can be your slave."
"Uh…"
"You see? No conflict. Just simple negotiations. You'll accept, right?"
Riki shook his head not liking what she offered. "Oh…Riki so hungry…but Robi and Rorobi are in trouble. So are Coco and Corn!"
Dunban sighed as he was ready to take the katana from out of its sheath. If only he met someone who didn't take everything literally…
Spoiled
Lucina had never met anyone as spoiled as Kaguya. To be fair, in the future she grew up in, none of the children were allowed to care only about themselves. Everyone around her had lost his or her parents and were fighting for survival. Only by working together could they escape to the past and stop Grima from destroying everything again. Being at Smash Brothers Mansion allowed Lucina to meet people who were incredibly selfish, but would later realize they came from a much happier world where doom wasn't crawling behind them waiting to pounce on the unexpected victim.
Kaguya was the definition of an entitled brat. She was found by a rich old couple and was given everything she wanted. Kaguya was a collector of the rare items, so of course she always expected the highest quality items. This included men as well. All of her suitors were unattractive and weak by her standards, so when she had met Dark Pit, she knew that she wanted the dark angel to be her husband after he had defeated her.
She did not seem to care that Lucina had just married Dark Pit. In fact, she was willing to challenge Lucina for Dark Pit because she "had him first". Dark Pit not telling her to back off would make the situation worse.
"Of all the girls you had to attract, why her?" Lucina asked darkly as she got out the Falchion.
"Blame Pitstain! He gave her the gifts!" Dark Pit shouted. "I was just defending my honor!"
Toy
Roy was being rather pompous when he returned to Smash after failing to return from Brawl. He had to be. He had to hide the fact that he was hurting deep down inside. His father fell ill after the Melee tournament and he had to spend Brawl taking care of him. It was futile though because Eliwood would soon pass away leaving Roy as the new king of Pherae. Instead of becoming a responsible adult after he had dealt with the evil in his world, Roy had foolishly went back to Smash to hide his insecurities. He didn't tell any of his friends due to the fear of them finding out that he refused to have an heir. He was a disgrace to his father. Eliwood was probably crying in heaven seeing his son follow the mysterious martial artist back to the Smash Brothers Realm when he already had his time.
Now, Roy was no longer in Marth's shadow. He was stronger now with his own fighting style. He had all the chicks adore him for how much more handsome he became…and Roy Koopa could no longer make the joke about how there only needed to be one Roy.
Just because Roy had gotten stronger physically didn't mean he became stronger mentally. In fact, the redhead was weaker in the head because he still hadn't come to terms with his father's death. The battles were meant to take his mind off of Eliwood. When he was ambushed by the mercenary Echidna though, she had no problem exposing his flaws after she had defeated him effortlessly.
"The crowd cheers for you saying stupid things like "Roy is our boy", but…" Echidna hummed as she yanked at his hair. He could only whine at the pain that came from it. "The correct saying is "Roy is our boy toy". At least, you will be a toy when my boss is done with you."
Judgmental
When Dark Pit made the stupid comparison of Zelda being no different from Sigui, Pit just laughed. Zelda was confused why they were laughing, but it didn't take a genius to realize that the angels weren't big fans of the inquisitor. The Queen of Hyrule had decided to accompany Dark Pit on one of his daily exercises to learn who this Sigui was. This is what Zelda has gotten from observing the blonde.
Sigui was a very devoted to God or in this case the Golden Land due to Adam apparently being the same person that was worshipped in the bible of the Continent. She took her job very serious, but as a result…she didn't take jokes well. Sigui was worse than Zelda in terms of being judgmental. The brunette was this close to smacking Dark Pit over the cheek for assuming that she wasn't open minded.
"But it's true." Dark Pit snarled. "You're not open to the idea that the Gods are jerks or the fact that the higher ups are just a bunch of perverts. Look what they make me do! Do you think I enjoy having my legs spread out like this?"
It was a good thing Sigui and Melpha weren't around to hear that. Zelda would have agreed, but she was too busy thinking what would happen if Link got into a similar pose. She rested her hand to her face and sighed in defeat at Dark Pit's logic.
Slime
Rob had a bad habit of attracting demons toward him and his sister. Grima was the reason that he released pheromones though. Demons loved the scent of the Fell Dragon and wanted it for themselves. Rob was just a perfect target seeing as how Grima was in a dormant state.
Slime monsters were the worse for the tactician twins. They were gooey and were good at wetting their robes to the point that they might as well melt. Slime monsters found it easy to turn one of them into their own kind in order to cause havoc in Smash Brothers Mansion. Rob's love interests tended find his slime body attractive if not more so than his original body. Without memories, Rob would gain a phobia after one terrible incident in the arena but with his memories, he avoided them like the plague. Seeing Melona tended to trigger Rob's memories. The pink blob would smile announcing that Rob would be the host for the Swamp Witch. Anything after a certain timeline never ended well in Melona's favor simply because Rob had gotten stronger to avoid her. Of course, she would still have her fun capturing the tactician twins and resorting to the tactic of turning them into slime creatures.
"Come on you two. You know you want a body like this." She hummed as her gooey body coated both of the tacticians. They were pretty much naked now and trying their best to get the pink slime off of her. "Just become one with the slime and you'll be much happier."
Rob cursed under his breath at this predicament. By regaining his memories, he had recalled Melona torturing him before. He also saw in an unrelated incident of the twins be turned to slime in order to negotiate with some rather mentally challenged monsters. He wouldn't allow Robin to change into a slime with him. She was pregnant with Morgan. The last thing they needed was for Morgan to melt into the ground because of Melona's meddling.
"Dammit…" Rob cursed as he tried to reach for his tome that was caught in her slime but failed. "Dammit…sis…I'm sorry…I got us caught again…"
Robin had tried to reach for her Levin Sword, but she was held in place. Tears threatened to fall down her eyes as she felt something change in her body.
"Sis, don't give up! Shulk will…save us…he did before…"
Melona just laughed at how delusional the male tactician was sounding even if his body was returning to its slimy self. She was pleased that the transformation was already halfway complete without her interference. What had happened that caused Rob's body to become like this? The male magician snarled as Melona slivered over to him and grabbed at his hips.
"Don't look so scary. You're going to enjoy your time as a slime."
"If you think I'm going to let you hurt me and my sister again…you have another thing coming…"
Melona honestly did not expect Rob to fight back and defeat her…there would be consequences…but it was an improvement on Rob's end…
Goldilocks
People tend to forget that Goldilocks and the Three Bears story was a thing. Compared to the other fairy tales, it was a short tale that pretty much told you to not break into some stranger's home and break and/or use their things without their permission. There was a girl in the Queen's Blade universe that matched the description of Goldilocks. There seemed to be multiple myths going on with her character with ranging from Kintaro to Arthurian legend. Little Mac could argue that she wasn't Goldilocks though due to having red hair and not gold.
Most of the Smashers had no idea why Goldie was even wandering around Smash Forest. She was apparently a ranger back at home, so it was her duty to protect the wilderness. That's fine and dandy, but that's Viridi's job and she didn't trust a big bimbo like Goldie to do the job for her. The Goddess of Nature wasn't setting a good example for herself either when she had demanded some Smashers to deal with the golden axe wielding beauty.
Samus just shook her head in annoyance at how quickly Captain Falcon and Little Mac were dealt with. Either Goldie was really powerful or these two were pushovers outside of Smash.
"You're too big." Goldie teased referring to Captain Falcon. "And you're too small." She hummed while referring to Little Mac. She glanced at the bounty hunter who remained in her Vaira Suit. She was prepared to fight her even when she praised her. "You're just right for me though."
Does she even realize I am a woman? Samus asked herself.
Greed
Ymir wasn't going to let some nobody be the one who gets ahead in Smashopolis. She had marked her territory and had knocked people down for attempting to try to do better. The Villagers were one thing to deal with. They're kids, so she needed to remind them of their place.
Ymir met her match when she encountered Merchant Anna. Never had she has met anyone as greedy as the redheaded merchant that could apparently jump from dimension to dimension. She knew how to rip people off or give them a bargain for rare items. Her arrogant smirk was what caused Ymir to grab her axe and point it toward Anna.
"Hey, you think you can just waltz into the Trade Center and steal my customers with your second rate items?" She questioned in anger.
"Oh, I thought there were only third rate merchants here." Anna teased as she glanced at her opponent. Ymir was so small that it was almost laughable. "I guess my eyesight isn't as good as it used to be."
Ymir only needed her axe to take this fraud on. If she was serious, she would rely on her alchemy. The dwarf would underestimate this Anna though as she was different from the rest of the merchant's that called themselves Anna…
Pathetic
Ganondorf had high hopes for all demons. Unfortunately, most demons were weak and they were often used as cannon fodder when dealing with his enemies. He wasn't like Bowser who had considered his men as part of his huge family. That was why they were so obedient in the first place. Ganondorf ruled with an iron fist. Therefore, there was no need to sympathize with the weaklings.
What was considered pathetic was when high ranking demons were reduced to garbage and became servants of weaker individuals. Belphe and Dogor were once one a powerful demon named Belphegor. He may have been a lazy demon, but when forced to fight, he was one not to be messed with. Sometimes, he would split himself in two to deal with his opponents more easily. Belphe and Dogor lacked the laziness that the original demon had, so they caused more chaos when they split.
The King of Evil would soon find out that their souls would be stuffed into toy animals and be slaves to the half-demon Aldra. Aldra had already lost her title as queen and her memories, so one would think she would be easy to dispose of. Unfortunately, that was not the case and now the two were forced to do her bidding. Ganondorf could only shake his head in disapproval seeing the two stuffed animals hovering over the feminized demon and telling her what they want for dinner.
"The demon world is doomed if these half-breeds with no memories of their past are able to tame them." Ganondorf grumbled to himself.
Valkyrie
Fenrich knew that most of the Valkyries have become extinct due to Ragnarok. The ones prancing around the Netherworld claiming to be a Valkyrie were lacking in many features. First, they were considered heavenly with how they would descend on the battlefield to retrieve the souls of fallen men and take them to Valhalla. Fenrich thought that was a waste of time seeing as how Ragnarok had slayed everyone in the Norse Realm. The few Valkyries that have survived had gone into hiding. They would not be able to reproduce without the means of losing her virginity, so they were a doomed race according to Fenrich.
There was one girl who did have some Valkyrie blood left in her. He had watched her during the time he was a witch hunter. Her name was Eir and she had so much potential as a fighter. If she wasn't such a pacifist, she could continue where the Valkyre's life off. Unfortunately, that stupid witch hunter Zelda had sent her off on a mission and she hasn't returned. Fenrich felt like that elf sent little Eir on a death mission, and he was doomed to never see her again. Granted, he had never returned to the Witch Hunter Realm, so he wouldn't know whether or not she competed her mission.
When he saw a little girl walking around Hades, he foolishly thought it was the little girl he looked out for.
"Hey, Eir!"
"E-Eh?!"
Immediately there was a difference. First, her Valkyrie armor was handmade. The Valkyrie class had some magic to their armor that made them feel heavenly. This little girl only looked like one to intimidate her opponent. Her weapon was also a chainsaw instead of a spear.
"D-Do you need something?"
She had the same voice…but she looked slightly older than Eir. Eir would be at least nine in human years now. This girl looked to be at least sixteen.
"…Your name?"
"Umm…uh…Mirim…sir…"
"…My apologies. I mistook you for someone else."
Pup
Banjo, the name of Duck Hunt, was always a troublemaker. His inclusion in Smash was unexpected. It might have to do with the fact that everyone joked about hating the dog for watching you fail to shoot the ducks. Banjo learned from his previous master how to mock the less fortunate. Of course, taking Kazooie, the duck had allowed Banjo to gain some sympathy. He now takes care of the duck and the two fight together.
Outside of Smash, he enjoyed messing with the other Smashers. He was still a dog, so there were instances of him pooping in the garden when Olimar had just tidied up the place or steal clothes from the laundry room. It was hard for many of the Smashers from wanting to take care of him.
How ironic that a mysterious girl treated him better than most of the Smashers in the mansion. She was called Demon Hunter of Little Red Hiding Hood. Her name was apparently Zara and she was a beautiful lady with blonde hair hidden behind her hood and blue eyes. She was accompanied by a little wolf who barked seeing Banjo. He saw Banjo as a new companion. Banjo had no problem making the wolf his new best friend especially since Zara had no problem petting him on the head and telling how he's a good boy.
Fairest
"Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of them all?"
It was funny how those words came from Snow White and not her wicked stepmother. Then again, she murdered the bitch for even thinking of banishing her without trying to kill the white haired girl herself. Now, Snow White had claimed the witch's items and was using them for herself. She smiled whenever she was told that she was fairest fighter of them all. In Smashopolis however…
"Bitch, you did not just say you're the fairest one of them all!"
Snow White growled seeing the prettiest Smasher that was participating in Smash.
"Oh, it's the Hero King…" She groaned. "You're title of the prettiest Smasher is gone. That title belongs to me now. I am the fairest in the entire universe after all."
Marth laughed bitterly as he took Falchion out. "I hope you're ready to eat those words."
Robot Buddies
Whenever a new robot was sighted in the mansion, R.O.B. would be the first to greet him and her. Rock was rather surprised that there was another robot that was in Smash besides him. He wouldn't have to feel that lonely. However, R.O.B. was an AI that only recently developed free will, and it was the only reason why the robot hated Ganondorf to the point that he would not serve him when he served the other Smashers. R.O.B.s were a dying breed no thanks to him after all.
R.O.B.'s eyes turned to pink hearts upon seeing another robot be brought into the mansion. Shulk was insistent on Yuit coming into the mansion so they could talk about how Vante was made. The male tactician could be seen glaring in the corner of his eyes as he acted like he wasn't jealous of Shulk's attention being diverted toward the little elf and the automation. Mega Man was also interested in the rather attractive robot that was following behind the two.
"Welcome to Smash Brothers Mansion." R.O.B. spoke up in his robotic voice. "How may I serve you?"
Yuit laughed seeing that the Robotic Operating Buddy was speaking to Vante instead of her. She took out the remote control and waved it in front of the robot.
"Silly. Vante isn't like you two. She can only be controlled by this remote control here. She can't speak normally."
"Ga kaga gao-n~" Vante spoke as a response to Yuit pressing the button.
R.O.B. still didn't understand the meaning behind the little elf's words but Rocks' interested expression changed back to its usual monotone. If the robot had no free will, it would be a waste of time trying to start a communication with her.
Dangerous
Fiora was speechless at the opponent she was messing with. She wanted to train with a few of the Smashers, so she could get stronger. Seeing what Shulk had decided to do, she would respect his choice, but she did not want to fall behind because she did not completely agree with the choice Shulk has made. As a Mechon, she would have been a huge help to the God of Fate, but now she was back as a Homs. She never would have imagined she would need to fight again and multiple times she has considered returning to that body just to assist Shulk. Robin and Corrin have offered to help her train while Pit recommended Gainos as a place to duke it out outside of the Smash Brothers Realm. Granted, it would have been a good idea to stay in front of the mansion, but Corrin had gotten in trouble for transforming into a dragon and wrecking part of the mansion, so if he wanted to go all out, he needed to go somewhere else. Robin accompanied him because Cory was busy in a Smash match, and Corrin would never be able to leave if she found out where he went. Robin liked to consider herself the more open-minded sister when in reality, she was willing to ignore her younger twin even if he was in trouble. Cory was the opposite, but that was why the dragon twins were so close even if they weren't technically twins.
So here the three were training outside of Gainos before they got attacked by the leader of the Assassin of the Fangs. Rumor has it that the leader was out of commission because a certain somebody beat her with an inch of her life so she could never fight again. It looked like the girl hadn't been in a fight at all and the rumor was false. Corrin felt something was off about the girl. He felt like he was staring down a demon or at least a human that was being possessed by one. The eyes of the tiger leered at her prey as she prepared to pounce on them. Her evil grin sent shivers down Corrin's spine.
"…Fiora," Corrin began, "take Robin and get out of here. I have a feeling things are going to get messy especially since we're dealing with Elina."
Robin would have protested, but she honestly wasn't the most athletic person. Fighting someone who was known for being quick on her feet would be deadly. However…
"Corrin, I am not leaving you behind." Fiora told the dragon prince. "I will fight alongside you."
"That's nice, but at least get Robin out of here…"
"I'm fine…" Robin hissed. "Let me just catch my breath…just cover for me, please?"
Fiora would regret not taking Robin away from the upcoming battle. She wouldn't be able to handle the attacks from Elina especially with how this universe worked.
Jewels
Melia found it difficult to maintain her regal air when around others who acted regal like her became engrossed with the smaller things. Melia had agreed to go shopping with Rosalina and Cory at the request Maribelle (who was one of Robin's closest friends). Cory wasn't interested in shopping like she used to, but Maribelle had insisted that she come along upon finding out that the silver haired dragon was the Princess of Nohr. Melia had wanted to distance herself from this sort of activity even if it wouldn't hurt to shop every now and then.
The fact there was a sale and the fact that Eilin was selling shiny jewels for a low price was not helping matters.
"Come on ladies! Don't be shy!" Eilin hummed as she held up a sparkly colored amethyst necklace in the air. "You know you want these high quality gems that you can only find on Iron Mountain."
These gems looked like any normal gem, but had a dwarven feel to it. It was probably why Maribelle had smiled at the gems before.
"You have refined tastes." Maribelle praised causing the dwarf to chuckle. "The two garnet gems over there would match you and your brother, Lady Cory."
"Enough with the honorifics." Cory grumbled while she glanced at the garnet colored gems. "I don't think my brother is that interested in jewelry to be honest. He loves food more than anything."
"Sir Corrin needs to be as refined as you." Maribelle reminded the older sibling as she was determining how much all the jewels would be. "He is a Prince and he should start acting like one."
"Ha ha…you're right." Cory spoke softly. "That's my fault though…"
Melia noticed the great sorrow that plagued the dragon princess. She was thinking about her world again and how she still didn't have access to return to it. Melia felt like he could sympathize with her, but remained silent just so she wouldn't put Cory on the spot.
Rosalina attempted to change the subject by accepting the amethyst necklace.
"Do you think this would look good on Alvis?" Rosalina had asked Melia.
Melia only glared at Alvis' name being dropped. The Queen of the Cosmos realized this and changed the name of the user. "What about you? Would you like this as a gift?"
"Perhaps…"
"What about Fiora? What is her favorite color? Will you buy her something?"
"That's…"
Melia wished that Rosalina didn't put her on the spot. Now Maribelle and Cory wanted to know about who this Fiora was. Why did the topic have to be her girlfriend again?
Thunderstorm
Ike needed to learn to keep his mouth shut. Time and time again, he has gotten his ass handed to him just because he said something without thinking. It was why he wasn't on as good of terms with Cloud as he should be. He had joked way back in the Brawl era that there was no need for someone like Cloud to be in Smash because he filled the role as the one handed swordsman very well. Granted, Cloud had never heard of the Radiant Hero before, but it was constantly brought up by Pit, Sonic and Marth who liked to tease him.
In general, Ike had a hard time not pissing people off whose name pertained to the weather or could control the weather. Ike had asked Pit if there was anyone on the Continent that he could fight. Since men were wimps in the world and the Queen's Blade was for female fighters only, Ike wanted to prove that he could take on the strongest female fighters. Pit had made a list of names of who to fight and who to avoid, but Ike wanted to fight the current queen.
"Ike, you're going to be fucked if you fight Claudette…" Pit had warned him. "She is not in the mood to be messing with others."
Ike had reassured the light angel that everything would be okay. He would even bring Soren with him to watch his back. The brunette rolled his eyes at the mention of the Branded who was madly in love with the Radiant Hero. He "joked" about how Gainos was where the two would have their honeymoon should things go well. Of course, when Ike did take his tactician with him to Gainos, he was not expecting lightning to strike in front of the two. He paled realizing that Claudette was not in the mood for intruders.
"And this is why you should listen to your friend." Soren had snarked as he got his wind tome ready. "She's obviously paranoid from all the people who have been trying to kill her."
Ike got Ragnell out ready to challenge her to a duel. He really was going to regret opening his big mouth.
Couple
Airi had rejected Pit so many times because she was in a relationship with Xenolith. Or at least the two were friendly enough to be considered boyfriend and girlfriend. The wraith could never tell with male incubi. He was not like other incubus of his race. He never spoke unless spoken to or had something to say and never let his cold expression drop from his face. He only raised his voice when his little sister Etna was involved.
"For the last time, Pit! I am dating Xenolith!" Airi snapped as she had threw herself onto the taller male.
Pit already knew Airi's heart belonged to Xenolith. She and Pit had met on bad circumstances and because he was an angel, they could never advance that far in the relationship. Such was the fate of a wraith who needed to have a demon partner in order to stay alive. Xenolith was perfect because he wasn't a perverted like the majority of the demons. If Airi could not regenerate her clothes, he would help cover her up. He gave her space when she asked to be alone and he never questioned her motives for staying with Laharl. All Airi was told was that if she tried to harm Etna, Xenolith would not be afraid to turn on her.
"But he never says anything…" Pit murmured weakly. "How come he never affirms your claim?"
"Because…"
"I thought it was obvious captain Pit." Xenolith spoke catching them both off guard. "I enjoy Airi's presence despite her track record. You on the other hand should be focusing on the prince. If you spent more time courting him than you are chasing after Airi, then you would realize that the prince isn't a terrible suitor like you claim on multiple occasions."
"What? I…"
Airi was surprised at how Xenolith used his tail to wrap her closer to him.
"If this doesn't convince you I love her…"
Pit looked away when the two locked lips. He really shouldn't challenge Xenolith on something like this. He saw the lustful look the maid had when the incubus openly showered her with his affection.
To Pit, it was just one more suitor down the drain.
Witch Doctor
Shulk heard of a witch doctor that was capable of healing illness someone had. She just needed the right ingredients mixed before being able to create miracles. Unfortunately for Shulk, this was another girl from that universe that Pit talked about so much. Unlike Yuit and Vante, she seemed to be more dangerous. Shulk thought he would be fine as long as he kept his guard up. If he had a vision foreseeing her attack, nothing bad would come from wandering into the Southern forest of The Continent searching for Luna-Luna and her village. Riki was with him to keep him company, but Shulk would later find the Heropon rather useless against her.
There was no vision to warn him of an attack. There was no help from Riki who was easily knocked off his shoulder, and there was certainly no way to regain his pride after the Monado was knocked away from him by tentacles and he was pinned down on the ground with tentacles threatening to go underneath his clothes and touch him.
"Who are you? Are you part of the Queen's army? Speak…or my tentacles are going to have some fun with you…"
Shulk didn't even get a chance to reply. He let out a yelp feeling the cold tentacles touch the side of his stomach. The shaman noticed and continued to do so. Soon, Shulk would burst into laughter as he tried to get away from her.
"Ha ha ha! Stop! Not there! It tickles!" He cried as he weakly tried to move but the tentacles had seized his arms. "R-Riki! Help! Ha ha ha!"
Riki only stared at Shulk and the sexy girl on top of him and smirked. "Shulk sounds like he is having fun. Riki want to join in the tickle session!"
"You…useless…ha ha…Nopon…" Shulk could be heard murmuring weakly. It didn't seem like this girl was going to stop torturing him anytime soon.
Waifu
The first thing Dunban did as a demon was visit Zanef, the town that Aldra was currently residing to apologize for giving her a hard time. They met on bad terms because of Ala. Now that the incident was put behind him seeing as how he is now a Raiju, he can just visit the Town of Water and give her a proper introduction.
"Welcome back, darling!" She hummed as she opened the door thinking it was her husband. She was rather surprised who it was. "Oh, it's you!"
"Fancy meeting you here."
"You look…demon…like…" Aldra stopped herself as if wanting to avoid talking about her demon heritage. Dunban just chuckled seeing how nervous she was. "Aren't you worried at what you have become? The last time I met you…you were more…human…even if it was just your soul."
"I like the new me." Dunban said simply. "Even if these ears and tail gets some getting used to…"
"But what about your husband?" Aldra asked. "He doesn't mind, right?"
Dunban blinked before realizing she was referring to Magnus. He just smirked at the reaction Magnus originally had at the pact. Sure, it wasn't the nicest reaction, but the mercenary still loved him, and that was all that matters.
"Oh, I'm sorry. We can catch up inside. I am still making supper. My husband will be home soon. You can finally speak to him for the first time."
Dunban was looking forward to speaking to the giant that was her husband. He laughed seeing Belphe and Dogor glaring at him. When Aldra wasn't looking, he was going to give them hell for what they did to him in the Slavic Underworld.
Weaponsmith
Cloud needed to get his buster sword repaired. No one in Smashopolis had the materials needed to do it correctly. He needed parts from his world, but he was still forbidden from returning to his world due to his stupid punishment. Sharla had volunteered to help him fix his weapon, but she ended up being the girl to be spying on him because of Master Hand being adamant about someone keeping an eye on him. Again, Pit suggested going to that universe to search for Cattleya. She has been very helpful in the past. Rosalina could easily vouch for the Master Weaponsmith. Cloud trusted Rosalina's opinion more than any of the other superior beings in Smash, so he reluctantly accepted the offer.
What was supposed to be about Cloud ended up becoming something about Sharla though seeing as how she wanted to learn from the weapon merchant all about building weapons to along with repairing special ones like the buster sword Cloud had. Cattleya recognized that he needed some Materia and could replicate it to a certain extent. He sighed as he found himself leaning against the door frame while Sharla and Cattleya were chatting away happily about weapons and family. The EX-Soldier did not see Rana coming through the door and nearly fell flat on his face at the sudden force.
"Whoops, sorry!"
Cloud groaned as a response but forced himself to act like nothing was wrong. Rana was the only son of the Master Weaponsmith. He has grown up a lot and now helps around the shop, but he was still one who asked dumb questions every now and then.
"Hey, Mr. uhh…"
"Cloud is fine."
"Mr. Cloud, right! Why aren't you surprised at the size of my mother?"
Cloud blinked at the question before realizing the kid was asking about his mother's chest. He let out an even bigger sigh recalling something from his past.
"I have a friend…she's like your mother…so I'm used to it."
He wasn't going to namedrop Tifa here…nope! He wasn't going to think about his home or how Sharla reminded him of Tifa and a little bit of himself. Nope! He was just going to continue watching his weapon be fixed.
Food
There was a rule ever since the first tournament that all Smashers followed. Never steal food from Kirby…especially cake. Meta Knight had warned the Smashers that Kirby had rampaged throughout Dream Land all because the Squeaks stole his cake. Never again would anyone steal Kirby's cake…
But then someone did…and Kirby immediately went into a rage. Master Hand would have enjoyed seeing the pink puffball power up during the Smash battles, but the Star Warrior started using his mallet to start breaking windows forcing Mr. Game and Watch to repair them.
Who was the thief one might ask. The sexy bandit Risty was the one who stole the cake along with a few other important items in the mansion. Let's just say that Kirby had taken up Meta Knight's sword in an attempt to get the cake back.
"If only Kirby was more motivated to fight in general…then so many problems would have been prevented in the first place."
Queen's Blade
Out of all the fighters, Pit had wanted to challenge Leina Vance on a one on one duel. Because she won the Queen's Blade tournament, she was the strongest fighter on the Continent. The brunette always wanted to expand his horizon on the type of fighters he fought against because it made him stronger than the rest. Nanael had bragged about how she let Leina win because she was the one that would win the tournament when Pit knew the handicap prevented her from having a fair fight.
Nanael giggled when Pit asked her to take him to Leina to fight. The short winged archangel was plotting something, but the brunette would put the bluenette in her place if she tried anything funny. Pit was sorely disappointed to see what Leina had become now. Due to the Swamp Witch not being killed off completely, Leina was still under her curse. This meant that her power level was cut in half and she was suffering from narcolepsy. She could fall asleep at any moment during battle and it made Pit question if he had the right to fight the winner of the Queen's Blade tournament.
"Leina! My captain wants to challenge you!" Nanael hummed.
Leina, who now went by the name Maria, turned around and shook her head. "Nanael, you know I cannot have battles like these. I need to conserve my strength for the tough battles ahead."
Pit raised his eyebrows. "And you don't think I'm worth your time?"
"O-Oh no…I'm just concerned that someone will…"
The angel captain did not like humans looking down on him. Especially one who was barely wearing anything like Leina…
"I should be your concern." Pit told her as he took out Palutena's Bow and turned it into two blades. "Leina the Phantom Warrior, I, captain of the royal bodyguards, challenge you to a one on one fight! Winner takes all!"
Leina honestly wondered what she was risking. Because Pit was just a male version of Nanael, there was no way she could refuse the invitation.
"…Let's end this quickly." She said as she took out her sword. "I will show you why I have the title of Queen's Blade!"
Me: Done with 9855 words.
Li: Is it really done?
Me: If a new QB girl is announced and I can think of twenty-five more scenarios, then there will be another chapter. Otherwise, this story is mostly done. Notes!
1. The Faithful section would occur way before ID: Control and would happen in the Alvis/Rosalina centered story Even Deities Have Flaws. It's the one where Alvis loses his powers and ends up stuck as a Homs. I didn't want to put that much detail in this one because I would rather elaborate more on the story, but Wraiths are powerful especially the ones who work under the Swamp Witch directly because Airi does outside combat while Mime and Meena are stuck by her side.
2. The Crazed section is a rather big spoiler for my Slice and Dice: Angel Edition story. I never brought up what I would do with Nyx, but this kind of spoils it. I wanted to bring in Samarium more first to understand his character and why he would help Nyx when she's a very dangerous individual who not got promoted to the Golden Land. This is a post Mecha story FYI.
3. The Literal section is a story idea I had in the past concerning Menace and will be a future story called Menacing Objective. Obviously the Corrin twins were not going to be there, but I added them in the scene for fanservice, but I was stuck on what the theme would be and I think I got it this time just from this. Also, I establish here that Riki gives the nicknames of the Robin twins and the Corrin twins. I took the nickname idea from Ari with Robi (Rob) and Rorobi (Robin) but changed it to suit how they're addressed in my universe. I use Coco for Cory and Corn for Corrin. And yes, there is a dick joke with that Corn nickname.
4. The Spoiled section would be in the sequel of Angel Rule Number 46: Glove Slap concerning the aftermath of Dark Pit and Lucina's marriage. Kaguya and Arachne are surprisingly absent from this. Well, this is a timeline where Kaguya decided to not join up with Dark Pit, so she won't take the marriage thing well.
5. The Toy section would be a future story concerning Roy, Ryu and Shantae, but unfortunately, Shantae is not in Smash. However, that won't stop her from showing up (since she's already in Melody Galaxy and has a huge role in Harem Galaxy). Echidna seems to target the Fire Emblem cast a lot, but half of them are human and the other half have dragon blood in their veins. Echidna also needs to stop working for Dogura whenever she feels like it, but she'll just escape like usual.
6. The Greed section…hello MerchantAnna! Yeah, we're totally bros. Let me just casually have Anna in here while making it obvious that it's probably you in my universe.
7. The Valkyrie section…the problem with this one and the Witch Doctor section is how both characters design I used for two of my OCs: Eir (my Disgaea OC) and Malinche (Cone's Furniture that is seen in Your Hom is in Another Castle), so I tried to avoid using them in my stories. The same could be the same for Elina, but I used Elina's original design for Friday and not her Rebellion design.
That's it. Reviews are appreciated. Ja ne!
Li:…Actually there is one more again. There is one character she casually skipped that would have worked if Shantae was confirmed but because it was Bayonetta…
BONUS: Booty
An obnoxious laugh could be heard in the distance as the Great Pirate stood above her defeated opponent. Shantae should have known that she had fallen into a trap when told that Liliana was an easy to beat pirate who had looted from innocent people. As a ghost pirate, Liliana proved to be more than meets the eye. She may have been honorable, but she sure as hell showed no mercy to opponents younger than her. She would not be put in the same situation again. She smirked seeing the ripped cloth from the her opponent's clothing.
"Uh…I messed up…" Shantae mumbled as Liliana stomped on her head with her boot.
"Oh-ho-ho! Weak, weak, weak! I need stronger opponents! The Smashers better send one of their own instead of a stray! Who else will try and claim my booty! Oh-ho-ho-ho!"
Be careful what you wish for was a saying used to address someone's ignorant statement before something bad happened to them. They always got their wish. Lilian was not expecting bullets to be flying from above and had to jump out of the way. Looking up toward the moon, she saw an ominous figure in the form of a butterfly. Her eyes widened at who she had wished for.
"Oh? Someone is being arrogant tonight."
"That voice…B-Bayonetta…"
Who hasn't heard of the Umbra witch? Everyone avoided her because she was a powerful adversary that no one wanted to mess with. Shantae looked up weakly at her savior.
"Don't think I'm here to save you." Bayonetta started as she pointed Love is Blue at the pink haired pirate. "I am just here to reclaim the booty that was taken from little Icarus. He's not really thrilled his secret stash was taken."
Innuendos aside, Liliana was not going to let the appearance of the Umbra Witch scare her. The only question is if the Great Pirate Captain could bring Bayonetta to her knees and escape with the treasure she pillaged.
They won't know unless they fight.