Ash: Helllloooooo! Time for and update don't ya think?

Nico: Yes.

Ash: Nico, why are you still here?

Nico: Can't shadow travel yet, without turning into shadows.

Ash: Don't you have a zombie chauffeur?

Nico: ...

Ash: Godsdammit Nico. Anyways... I'll try to make this chapter longer, so hopefully you guys enjoy? Time for the disclaimer guest!

Carter: Why did I agree to do this again?

Ash: Because Sadie forced you by screaming "DO IT FOR THE VINE!" For 3 days straight.

Sadie: *Holds phone in background and waves*

Carter: Ash Cahill does not own PJO, HoO, KC, Doctor Who, LOTR, Torchwood, 39 clues, Harry Potter, Star Wars, the White House, KFC, the Green Giant, The Hulk, rabid weasels, or tofu, but he DOES own any and all OCs and Leo's Deathbots(SPOILERS).

Ash: On with the story!

Piper does the Egyptian(not inappropriately of course)

Bunker 9, October 15, 2014

Leo's POV

Everyone was all silent, even Leo, which as unusual for him. They were all chewing on KFC, except Piper of course who ate her tofu dogs. Frank eventually spoke up.

"So tell us what went down before you came here." Frank said.

"Oh it's a loooong story involving dead people, Aeolus trying to kill me, us accidentally going back in time somehow and meeting some doctor guy (SPOILERS;D) and accidentally burning down San Fransisco, then coming back and landing in Africa, running into some weird dog headed dudes, pyramids, ran into the Green Giant, and eventually made it back here." Leo finished in one breath. Calypso nodded to back him up.

"Wait, you ran into the Green Giant? Isn't he the guy on vegetable cans?" Percy frowned.

" Yeah, but if I didn't know any better, he might've been the Hulk. They certainly smashed about the same." Leo rubbed his forehead, remembering getting clubbed by a giant stalk of broccoli. Was broccoli even a stalk? It could've been a tree of broccoli for all he knew. Leo explained their adventures in great details while letting his hands wander and fix Festus. Sometimes he'd get to a complicated part while fixing Festus and Calypso would continue it for him. Even Kay looked amused at their misfortuned adventures. Leo also noticed that Kay was tense, like he was expecting a rabid weasel to jump on him at any moment. Leo interpreted that as not good. Kay was the strongest demigod anyone at this camp knew, including Chiron. Leo decided against pointing it out, and continued the misadventures.

Piper's POV

About and hour and sixteen drumsticks later, everyone was taking turns telling stories. Kay was in the middle of telling the other demigods of the time he took down all the original spartoi(A/N The things grown from dragons teeth) at once when they heard a horn sounding in the distance.

"Hey, that sounds like..." Jason started reaching for his sword.

"...the camp war horn!" Piper finished for him, quickly standing up and rushing down the hill, followed closely by the others. They soon arrived at the gates, where they saw a group of armored demigods waiting at the gate.

"Status men?" Jason asked.

"These... Magicians... Just came out near the borders sir. Almost like a teleport." One of the warriors answered. The whole group turned to see a large group of teenagers in white linen advancing towards the camp.

"Ohhhhhhhh snap it's attack of the karate-kids!" Leo exclaimed.

"Wait... Karate kids?" Annabeth asked. "Wearing white linen?"

Percy and Annabeth slowly turned to face eachother and Kay's face suddenly turned pale.

"Alright you three, spill." Piper commanded. She must've been using charmspeak, because a passing Mr. D spilled his coke on the ground and glared at her.

"So, Percy and I both ran into these guys while fighting monsters... they're like Egyptian demigods, but their parents aren't the gods. We don't know much about the..." Annabeth trailed off. The whole group looked expectantly at Kay, who suddenly looked mighty interested in the Demeter Cabin's fine dirt.

"Kay..." Hazel said slowly.

"Alright, fine! I went to the Egyptian Nomes while the Giant and Titan wars were going on, I had to help prevent the sun from being eaten, and help with cleanup. I also am following the path of the Egyptian god Amun." Kay said sheepishly.

"We'll deal with you three later." Piper said, glowering at the three demigods. She then took a bullhorn from Leo's tool belt and called up the hill.

"Hey you Egyptians! Come on, hurry up, we need to talk!" She shouted into the bullhorn.

Suddenly the kids ran down the hill. Piper again assumed she had used charmspeak on accident. Whoops. The kids walked into the camp, with a boy an a girl leading them. The boy looked about the same age as Percy, and was tall and lean, had curly hair, and his skin tone was as if he had been cast into living bronze by Heaphtusus. The girl was about a year younger than the boy, with glittering eyes, her head held high, which was impressive, considering she was wearing linen pajamas and holding an ivory boomerang. Piper also noticed the pink streak in her hair and her combat boots. They looked similar, so Piper guessed they were siblings. They had that kind of aura around them. The group walked up to the small mass of demigods.

"Kay? Annabeth? Percy?" The two siblings exclaimed, eyes wide.

"Welcome to Camp Half-Blood." Kay said, regaining his regal composure.

"I'm Sadie," said the girl. "And this is my lovely nerdy brother Carter."

"Hey!" Carter complained.

"So, anyways, let's go inside to chat, and maybe have a cup of tea?" Sadie asked.

Before anyone could answer, thee was a flash of aqua light, and a girl appeared at the entrance of the Camp. She looked worn and tired, but carried with her a giant head that seemed to come from a decapitated monster.

"Sam!" Kay exclaimed. He ran up to her, and they started kissing. A few seconds passed before Leo shouted out, "Get a room you two!"

Kay and Samantha broke the kiss and Kay rolled his eyes. He blew out, barely noticable. Leo suddenly looked like he had gotten punched in the stomach. The group started towards the Big House, when Hazel stopped.

"You guys hear that?" Hazel asked.

"Yeah... What is that?" Percy asked, confused.

The group turned to continue their trek towards the Big House only to find their way blocked by a big, blue box.

Ash: There's the next one folks! Sorry I couldn't update sooner, but I've been swamped! And I lied about the OCs. *evil grin*

Nico: You're a jerk.

Ash: Also, I have more stuff this week, so I still might not be able to update more, but I'll try. Drop a review to let me know how I'm doing and how I might improve. See ya all next time, where we get some new people in here!