At the same time as Malzahar's meeting with the void being inside him, we have dear little Louise having a talk with herself; is that a good thing, maybe who knows. Alas within the bowels of the school, there lived a pink haired mage, a mage with the knack of blowing up literally. Though it's not her fault really, she just didn't understand the inner workings of her magic, like a baby learning to walk, it needs proper guidance just like she.
"oh Brimir, Brimir, Brimir, Brimir, I did it. I completed a spell, sure it made an explosion but i did it" said louise excitingly pacing around the room. This was something new for her of course because she usually failed her spells ninety-nine percent of the time, this one spell being the one percent. After a few moments of deeps breaths, the adrenaline subsided and she calmed down. Louise walked to her bedside window and stared at the endless grassy fields of her homeland; she sighed wondering how a day can get any better. Closing her eyes, louise could only imagine the happiness of her family, how she would be successful and bring pride to the family.
"I suppose i should get a bed for my new familiar, a pile of hay would only ruin our budding relationship and create a rift between the two of us" louise said thoughtfully, doing a thinking pose with her head held high and finger on her cheek bone. With that said she left her room to get a fresh bed for her new sla-familiar, after all a human is above a silly animal. Even if said silly human is a commoner, atleast he can do stuff.
Omake
Louise was minding her own business when suddenly a portal suddenly appeared and sucked her in, leaving no trace of a portal ever existing in the first place. Louise would then travel through space and time to reach her destination; the league of legends. Seconds later the portal spits out Louise onto the champion plat form with four other champions.
"Where am I, why am I here and what in brimir's name is going on here" louise shouted looking around confused and bewildered at her surroundings. She looked around and saw many trees, rocks, various fauna she never saw before and multiple pathways.
"You must be the newest champion; the one they call louise, zero extraordinaire. I'm commander Shepard, nice to meet you" this man was holding a carnifex pistol and wearing N7 armour.
Louise looked him over once and thought he was pretty swag for a commoner
"Hi what are we supposed to do here?" louise was pretty confused as to what the purpose of these people
"We'll bang ok?" shepard replied full of confidence of a man with a plan and a man with an infinite amount of experience
"WHAT THE BRIMIR DID YOU SAY" louise couldn't believe what she was hearing, what a perverted man she thought
"ah don't worry about the commander, it's just a joke he does to the noobies, but you have to be careful about bashing butts, as well as DEEZ NUTS because that man over with the blond beard; that's Jarl Bargruf and he be BALLIN" said the man wearing only wearing a loincloth
Louise was beyond shocked now; she was surrounded by a bunch of savage commoner weirdoes on ultra drugs. "Yeah I'm done here, can I leave now" then Louise woke up in her bed.
"Why did you disconnect from the match Louise? We could have won if you didn't disconnect"
Louise turned to meet the voice; she was then faced with a naked commander Shepard
"told you we would bang"
Author's note
My fracking god, writer's block is such crap, I wish this wouldn't happen to me at all. Less than 300 words...pathetic, I always try to write atleast 1000 but hot damn is it hard to think of something, makes me feel stupid. Atleast the omake helps