House of Doom
Chapter One: Room pickers!
Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha or anything about Inuyasha, because Inuyasha belongs to Rumiko Takahashi, who's very cool, and I think you all agree.
Marisa: Our contestants have entered the house! Dun dun duuuun! They're picking rooms and unpacking their stuff, let's go see!
Kagome: Sango Sango! Pick the room next to mine!
Sango: Why?
Kagome: What?
Sango: Why?
Kagome: Don't you wanna be next to me?
Sango: Okay.
Kagome: Don't act stupid.
Sango: Sorry.
Miroku: Is that your room Sango? (Points to Sango's room)
Sango: No.
Miroku: Who's then?
Sango: Sesshoumaru's!
Miroku: Sweet! I want the room next to it.
Sango: Ew you sicko.
Miroku: o.o?
Sango: Shut up.
Miroku: Okay.
Sango: Go pick that room. (points to random room)
Miroku: Why?
Sango: Because Sesshoumaru hates you and will kick your ass if you even come near him.
Miroku: But...
Sango: GO!
Miroku: Fine. (leaves)
Kagome: Okay, I put all my stuff in my room.
Sango: Okay.
Kagome: So... go put your stuff in your room.
Sango: Which one?
Kagome: The one beside mine! Gawd!
Sango: Okay.
Jaken: Sesshoumaru-sama, why are we here!
Sesshoumaru: I don't know.
Jaken: o.o?
Sesshoumaru: Because I looooove it here! It's so nice I want to eat your face!
Jaken: O.O
Sesshoumaru: Dammit Marisa! (shakes fist)
Rin: Sesshoumaru-sama! I want a room beside Kagome-chan.
Sesshoumaru: Then go.
Jaken: Nothing is stopping you, you stupid girl.
Rin: k.
Jaken: k.
Rin: k.
Jaken: k.
Sesshoumaru: Flowers!
Rin: Flowers!
Sesshoumaru: DAMMIT MARISA!
Rin: o.o?
Sesshoumaru: Go.
Rin: k. (leaves)
Jaken: I'll pick the room beside yours, m'lord.
Sesshoumaru: Okay.
Jaken: (happy)
Sesshoumaru: Dammit, stop Marisa. Not funny. Anyway, Jaken, don't you dare go in the room beside mine, you smell like crap and I don't even wanna be around you!
Jaken: But...
Sesshoumaru: You heard me, that room, and that room, and all these rooms around me wont have you contaminating them!
Jaken: (walks off slowly, sadly)
Sesshoumaru: (Goes in room and unpacks all his stuff, closes door, and brushes hair)
Myouga: Inuyasha-sama!
Inuyasha: Piss off.
Myouga: But Inuyasha-sama!
Inuyasha: Go the hell away!
Myouga: I want a room beside yours!
Inuyasha: You don't even need a room, you're the size of my nail. Give your room to me, and then I can have two.
Myouga: Anything for you, Inuyasha-sama.
Inuyasha: Where's Kikyou?
Myouga: Don't you love Kagome?
Inuyasha: PISS OFF! (flicks the flea away)
Kikyou: (picking room beside Sesshoumaru)
Inuyasha: Kikyou!
Kikyou: Great, it's dog boy.
Inuyasha: Me lub yew!
Kikyou:
Inuyasha:
Kikyou: Anyway, bye. (goes in room and locks door)
Inuyasha: (cries like a pansy)
Sesshoumaru: Is that my brother I hear crying like a pansy? (opens door)
Inuyasha: Is that my brother I see brushing his hair like a pansy?
Sesshoumaru: (evil eyes) We're even. (Goes back in room.)
Inuyasha: Fine, where is Kagome? (Sees Kouga picking room across from Kagome's) NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Kouga: YEEEEEEEEEEES!
Inuyasha: NOOOOOOOO!
Kouga: YEEEEEEEEEEES!
Inuyasha: NOOOOOOOO!
Kouga: Okay shut up now.
Inuyasha: Okay. Can I have your room now?
Kouga: No.
Inuyasha: Yes.
Kouga: No.
Inuyasha: Fine then I get the two beside you.
Kouga: Two?
Inuyasha: I get Myouga's.
Kouga: Oh.
Inuyasha: If you pull anything with Kagome I'll beat the shit out of you.
Kouga: Okay. I will.
Inuyasha: k. Wait what?
Kouga: Can I go in my room now?
Inuyasha: Okay.
Kouga: Bye.
Inuyasha: Bye. Yay! I have Kagome AND Kikyou on either side of me. n.n
Kagome: Osuwari.
Inuyasha: Ow.
(As it stands, the rooms are as so)
((Jaken)).,.,.,.,. ((Miroku)).,.,.,.,.((Kaede))
((Sango)).,.,.,.,.((Inuyasha)).,.,.,.,.((Sesshoumaru))
((Kagome)).,.,.,.,.((Kouga)).,.,.,.,.(( Kikyou))
((Rin)).,.,.,.,.,.,.,((Inuyasha)).,.,.,.,.((Shippou))
Inuyasha: RAAAAAMEEEEEEN!
Kagome: Osuwari.
Inuyasha: What was that for!
Kagome: Dunno. Cuz I wanted to.
Shippou: Tee-hee.
Kaede: Hee ye hee ye ye ha hoo ye ya hoo.
(Everyone looks at Kaede and runs away)
Kaede: (Cries like a pansy)
Sesshoumaru: Is that some old lady I hear crying like a pansy?
Inuyasha: Yes.
Sesshoumaru: Okay.
Miroku: Sango!
Sango: Kagome!
Kagome: Inuyasha!
Inuyasha: Ramen!
Ramen: Noodles!
Noodles:
Everyone but Inuyasha: O.o
Inuyasha: I love you Ramen...
Ramen: I love you too, buddy.
Kaede: (Cries like a pansy)
Miroku: (Cries like Miroku)
Sango: Why're you crying, houshi-sama?
Miroku: I don't know, I felt like it. (Gropes Sango's butt)
Sango: PERVERT! (drops haricots on head)
Miroku: Ow… it hurts.
Inuyasha: RAMEN!
Sesshoumaru: FLOWERS!
(Everyone stares at Sesshoumaru.)
Sesshoumaru: DAMMIT!
End of chappy two! Please review! n.n Much appreciated if you do!