House of Doom
Chapter four: Damn writers!
Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha or anything about Inuyasha, because Inuyasha belongs to Rumiko Takahashi.
Shippou: Idiot
Inuyasha: I hate you Shippou. You're an idiot and I hate you.
Shippou: -.-'
Inuyasha: Pssst! You're supposed to say, "you're an idiot and I hate you" and then we have fight!
Shippou: (walks away)
Inuyasha: WHAT THE HELL! GET BACK HERE!
Kouga: Shut up.
Inuyasha: No.
Kouga: Okay.
Inuyasha: Good.
Kouga:
Inuyasha:
Kouga:
Inuyasha:
Kouga:
Inuyasha: I'm gonna kill you for saying you loved Kikyou! RAAAAAAWR!
Kouga: (runs away) I was only trying to get her to talk!
Inuyasha: KOUUUUUUGA I'LL KILLYOU.
Kikyou: O.o
Sango: (cough)
Miroku: What?
Sango: Why are you always where I am?
Miroku: (Shrugs)
Sango: Okay well, it's creepy. 'Cause you're gay, and this whole time I thought you were straight… and just, I've been so deceived!
Miroku: I can't be! What's happening to the world!
Sango: (Backs away) Go hit on Sesshoumaru.
Miroku: (Cries like Miroku)
Sango: Why are you crying, housi-sama?
Miroku: Because you think I am gay! (gropes Sango's butt)
Sango: PERVERT! (drops hiraikotsu on Miroku's head)
Miroku: x.x
Sango: Oops, reflex.
Shippou: Hi, Sango!
Sango: PERVERT!
Shippou: x.x
Sango: Oops, reflex.
Shippou: x.x
Sango: So anyway...
Shippou: x.x
Miroku: (gropes Sango's butt)
Sango: PERVERT!
Miroku: x.x
Shippou: x.x
Kagome: Stop beating up people Sango.
Sango: Oops, reflex.
Kagome: Well.. it appears that no one has even regained their brains back. (sigh)
Miroku: Actually, we're more intelligble then we were in the past chapters.
Kagome: I don't know about that.
Sango: Seriously Kagome.
Kagome: Prove it.
Shippou: How?
Miroku: Hmm... I'm not gay?
Kagome: -.-' My point has been proven.
Sango: (sniff)
Miroku: So will you be with me, Sango?
Sango: PERVERT! (drops haricots on head)
Miroku: x.x
Sango: Oops, reflex.
Kagome: (sigh)
Jaken: Sesshoumaru-sama!
Sesshoumaru: Oh god... (runs off)
Jaken: Nooooo! Come back! Please!
Sesshoumaru: Fine, what?
Jaken: Gather all the people in the house, we have maaail!
Myouga: For the house?
Sesshoumaru: o.o? Where'd you come from?
Myouga: I pop in at random times, it's what I do.
Sesshoumaru: Uh-huh.
(everyone gathers in living room)
Jaken: Yes.
Kouga: So, on with it.
Jaken: On with what?
Kagome: See?
Sango,Miroku: (shakes head)
Jaken: It's a letter!
Myouga: Yuck.
Inuyasha: We know! Now read it!
Jaken: (ahem) Due to the first chapters not having anyone leave the house, we realized that none of you have gone crazy. And believe me, it'll be funny when you go crazy.
Kagome: They're not crazy? HAH!
Jaken: So, tonight you will be asked to vote someone out of the house... mainly cause it's funny. -Marisa
Everyone: Huhhh WHAAA?
Kagome: Oh well, it'll be nice to see one of you psychos go.
Everyone but Kagome: Huhhh WHAAA?
Kouga: Oh well.
Jaken: So yeah, tonight we vote. You vote for two people at once, person with most votes is off.
Myouga: Yuck.
Kikyou: O.o
Inuyasha: Kikyoooou :D
Kagome: (cries)
Jaken: I'm an idiot and you all hate me! (cries)
(everyone goes back to their rooms.)
Kagome: Inuyaaaasha! (goes to Inuyasha's room.)
Inuyasha: (eating a lot of ramen stolen from the kitchen)
Kagome: Inu..yasha?
Inuyasha: Keh.
Kagome: You're eating a lot of ramen, I fear you may be getting fat.
Inuyasha: Keh.
Kagome: Is that all you can say?
Inuyasha:
Kagome:
Inuyasha:
Kagome:
Inuyasha:
Kagome:
Inuyasha: Keh.
Kagome: -.-' Uuh, uhh! I sense a jewel shard! From... Jaken's room!
Inuyasha: (runs to Jaken's room)
Rin,Jaken: (playing cards)
Inuyasha: WHERE'S YOUR JEWEL SHARD, TOAD!
Jaken: o.o?
Inuyasha: (stomps on face)
Jaken: x.x
Rin: Oh, okay.
Kagome: Inuyasha I didn't mean it.
Inuyasha: but...
Rin: Yay!
Kagome: Yay...?
Inuyasha: RAAAAAAAAAWR! (punches Miroku in the face)
Miroku: What the hell! I wasn't even here!
Inuyasha: Well now you are.
Jaken: Why're you all in my room! x.x
Rin: Yay!
Miroku: I don't know! I just appeared out of no where and Inuyasha punched me in the face!
Inuyasha: Keh!
Kagome: It was pretty cool.
Rin: Yay!
Sesshoumaru: (yawn)
Kikyou: O.o
Sesshoumaru: Oh great, it's you.
Kikyou: O.o
Kaede: YE!
Sesshoumaru: (sigh)
Kaede: Ye sister! Ye love me ye yes ye do ye right?
Kikyou: O.o
Sesshoumaru: I bet I can make you talk.
Kikyou: ..., O.o
Sesshoumaru: Hm... idiots say what?
Kikyou: O.o
Kaede: What?
Sesshoumaru: Shut up, you. We already knew you were an idiot.
Kaede: Okay.
Kikyou: O.o
Sesshoumaru: -.-
Kikyou: O.o
Sesshoumaru: -.-
Kikyou: O.o
Sesshoumaru: -.-
Kikyou: O.o
Sesshoumaru: -.-
Kikyou: O.o
Sesshoumaru: -.-
Kikyou: You're an ass Sesshoumaru.
Sesshoumaru: -.-
Kikyou: O.o
Sesshoumaru: I MADE YOU TALK! MUHAHAHAHA! I HAVE THE POWER TO DO ANYTHING! INCLUDING MY HOT FAN GIRLS!!…
Kikyou: Oh... Wait what?
Kaede: Ye!
Sesshoumaru: I was the first to make you talk! Yay yay yay!
Kikyou: Oh well. (leaves)
Sesshoumaru: Muhahaha. Can't touch this.
Myouga: Yuck.
(Our contestants have settled in the living room, it's time for the vote! They will be called up one at a time, to vote for two people.)
Marisa: Alright. (cough) Rin, come up!
Rin: I vote for Houshi, and Wolf. They're both scary men and I don't like them.
Marisa: Sango.
Sango: I vote for Miroku and Kagome. I think Kagome's lost it, and Miroku appears wherever I am, out of thin air, it's insane!
Marisa: Myouga.
Myouga: A hoi hoi! I vote for Sesshoumaru and Kouga. They both have bad tasting blood. A hoi hoi!
Marisa: Err.. Jaken.
Jaken: Inuyasha because I don't like him, after all, he is my master's arch enemy. And Kagome because she's always crying. And she acts stupid. And I don't like her. And I think she's stupid, and I-
Marisa: (cough) Inuyasha!
Inuyasha: Kouga, because he's an ass, and Sesshoumaru, because he's an ass. GOD I HATE THEM BOTH SO MUCH.
Marisa: Kikyou.
Kikyou: Sesshoumaru and Inuyasha. Sesshoumaru because he got me to talk, and Inuyasha because he's following me around the house and it's creepy.
Marisa: Miroku
Miroku: Myouga. I don't think it's any different or not to have a flea around the house who can only say "Yuck.". And uuh.. Rin, cause she's too young.
Marisa: Kagome.
Kagome: Myouga, because he's no help, and... Kaede, she's driving me nuts when she says "ye" every five seconds!
Marisa: Shippou
Shippou: Inuyasha! Because he's mean (cries) and Myouga, cause I heard Kagome vote for him, and I do whatever Kagome does.
Marisa: Err. Ok! Kouga
Kouga: Inuyasha because he's trying to steal my woman, and Myouga, because he said my blood was bad! That bastard!
Marisa: Kaede
Kaede: Inuyasha and Myouga.
(hour later)
Marisa: Let us tally the votes! Yay yay yay! Alright. Miroku has two votes, Kouga has three, Kagome has two,
Kagome: How could you vote for me! I'm the most sane one here!
Marisa: Sesshoumaru has three, Inuyasha has five, Myouga has five, Rin has one
Sesshoumaru: (evil eyes)
Marisa: And Kaede has one.
Kagome: Only one!
Everyone but Kagome: O.o
Kagome: Hmmph.
Marisa: It's a tie between Inuyasha and Myouga.
Everyone: OOOOOO!
Marisa: (slaps Miroku) You don't get to oooo.
Miroku: Why?
Marisa: Why not?
Miroku: Why?
Marisa: Why not?
Miroku: Why?
Marisa: Okay shut up now. I'm going to ask everyone here, aside from Inuyasha and Myouga to vote for either of the two. Rin.
Rin: Myouga
Marisa: Sango
Sango: Hmm... Myouga.
Marisa: Jaken
Jaken: Inuyasha
Marisa: Kikyou
Kikyou: Inuyasha
Inuyasha: (cries) Why Kikyou!
Kikyou: O.o
Kagome: (cries)
Jaken: I'm an idiot and everyone hates me! (cries)
Kikyou: O.o
Marisa: O.o Miroku
Miroku: Myouga
Marisa: Kagome
Kagome: Myouga!
Marisa: Shippou
Shippou: Inuyasha
Inuyasha: Why you little…
Kagome: Inuyash! Osuwari!
(Crash)
Marisa: Anyway, Kouga
Kouga: Inuyasha
Marisa: Kaede? You're the deciding vote.
Kaede: YE!
Marisa: Okay, I'm taking that as a Myouga because I want Inuyasha to stay a while longer! n.n
Everyone: Bye Myouga
Myouga: (gets kicked out)
Marisa: And then there were ten! (disappears)
Kagome: Now that Myouga is gone...
Inuyasha: I get two rooms!
Sesshoumaru: You already had two rooms you selfish ass.
Inuyasha: You're the worst brother in the world! You don't understand me, NO ONE UNDERSTANDS ME! (runs off crying)
Everyone but Inuyasha: (Blink)
Marisa: STOP WITH THE GOD DAMN BLINKING.
Kouga: (blink blink blink blink blink)
Mouga: (smacks Kouga)
Kouga: Ouch.
Sango: (Smacks Miroku)
Miroku: What was that for!
Sango: Oops, reflex.
Miroku: Whatever.
Marisa: Miroku learned a new word! Whatever!
Miroku: O.o
Kikyou: O.o
Marisa: He grows to level 2, atk:7, def:5, sp.atk:14, sp.def:12, and he now knows how to repel the hiraikotsu falling on his head! (disappears)
Miroku: O.o
Shippou: HAHAHAHAHA!
Kaede: YE!
Sesshoumaru: What the hell was that?
Miroku: I don't know...
Marisa: Miroku learned a knew phrase! "I don't know!" He grows to-
Sesshoumaru: (whacks Marisa on the head) That's for making me say Flowers.
Rin: Good one lord Sesshoumaru-sama!
Marisa: (cries)
Kouga: So anyway.
Kikyou: O.o
Kagome: Can any of you speak English yet?
Everyone:
Kagome:
Everyone:
Kagome:
Everyone:
Kagome:
Everyone:
Kagome: Forget it.
Everyone: Okay.
Kagome: The only one that can even speak real sentences is Sesshoumaru, but Marisa always ruins his speech with dumb words like Flowers or Pansy.
Sesshoumaru: You realized?
Kagome: Uh-huh.
Sesshoumaru: FLOWERS!
Inuyasha: RAAAAMEN!
Ramen: INUYASHAA!
Everyone: O.O
Ramen: What, is something wrong with me being with Inuyasha?
Inuyasha: Oh, I knew our love was real ramen, Kagome just refused to believe it.
Kagome: (Cries)
Jaken: I'm an idiot and everyone hates me! (cries)
Kaede: (cries like a pansy)
Miroku: (cries like Miroku)
Sango: What's wrong, houshi-sama?
Miroku: I don't know. (gropes Sango's butt)
Sango: PERVERT! (drops hiraikotsu on head)
Miroku: (blocks) hahaha! Yay new powers!
Marisa: Miroku learned the new phrase "Yay new powers!" He-
Kouga and Sesshoumaru: (kick Marisa in the head)
Marisa: My characters cannot turn against me!
Sesshoumaru: We're not yours, we're Rumiko Takahashi's. NOOB.
Marisa: But...
Sesshoumaru: So stop controlling me! EVIL!
Marisa: Too bad, it's my fic, I'll control you any way I like.
Miroku: Think she's a youkai?
Marisa: Wha-
Inuyasha: You're a demon? HOLY SHIT!
Marisa: No! NO! You've got it wrong!
Sesshoumaru: Heh.
Marisa: That's it.
Sesshoumaru: FLOWERS! I LOVE JAKEN AND RIN AND MY FLUFFY! I AM SUCH A GIRL I BRUSH MY HAIR IN THE MIRROR FOR TWENTY GAZILLION HOURS. I AM SUCH A MYSPACE WHORE, I TAKE PICS OF ME IN THE MIRROR.
Miroku: I'M SUCH A LECH! I LOVE FONDLING GIRLS, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I LOVE MORE? BEING GAY WITH INUYASHA. I ADMIT TO KOUGA I AM GAY. ALSO I HAVE NO HOUSHI SKILLS WHAT-SO-EVER.
Inuyasha: RAMEN SUCKS. I HATE RAMEN. BOO. I DON'T LOVE KAGOME. I DON'T LOVE KIKYOU. I LOVE MARISA AND THAT'S ALL THERE IS TO IT.
Sesshoumaru,Inuyasha,Miroku: (eye twitches)
Marisa: And before you can beat me up, I'm leaving. (disappears)
Kouga: I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT! HAHAHA! INUYASHA IS GAY! INUYASHA IS GAY! I'M GOING TO TELL EVERYONE!
Shippou: If you leave Kouga, you'll be forfeiting the competition.
Kouga: oh yea.
Inuyasha: You should have just let him go! Asshole.
Miroku: Shut up. Just, shut up.
Next time on this really screwed up fic of mine. Someone will actually become intelligent and join Kagome in their hate for idiots! Take some guesses at who you think it'll be, you might be right! ;)