chapter bismol 4: flailing out of live in 1 millon difernet way
gaur wake up in a one day at the morning to the crow call and car alarm to wake him up. he get up and look at his honey booboo dwanye joonson. gaore say to him his sleepign boyyd "u r beuatuy i lov u dune buggy". dune buggy nod in a greement in his slop/
gearus go odwnsitars. he make an cerelere. he see dwayne cum dowanstars and he naked his dick in visibiility. "nice dick" -garus. t"thank you" -dwight. tehy make a fuck righty on the counter and get cum in the cerenere?.
dwayne go to work and garrus is a
dwaynen go too9 work and gares has an offiec job bnow which he goes to to do the working jonb,.. they don'
t see each other except in sleop fotr months they no taljk only fuck on the cderelal. gaururs starts becoming a punk and listeniong to cool bands like green bay and blink 125. garrus gets a tatto on his neck of a gun because he is a cool and he pinks up smoackcking, garrus is the ultikamte punk roolker.
gaur wake up in a one day at the morning to the crow call and alram cocks to wake him up i nt he morning at an aearliy time for so he can get to work on time. he look to the fat shit dwanyn jonstosnablale and say "u r fageot i hat u i am move awawy." and garusaeu run awaay. garus take all of his dolalrs and leave the home forever of dawyne johnson on the holyweed hills.
garrus is now a homeless
gaursu beg for dollars on the side of a raod. garurs was beggign one dya and a girl come buy and give him a %20. gaurs is deligated a bout the new dolalrs he can buty the new uncleback lbalblobobmab album. then a man with a fendoroe come out and TAKE THE TWENETY MONEY! an the girl say "what the fuck assbutt he had that money it was belong to him it his give it back bullo." the fedorad avengenr say "you work for that money its' yours he didi not do an thing in order to earnt his money he do drugs" and go on about how this homeless man isn't really and homeloss man but really a bum. she say "if you r so omprotnet how do u get your cash." he say "my mopm give me cash:)" then she say "no" and garrsu move in and say "you want to dance u fuckor" by this tiem there was an croWUd and they ewre cheryign the girl and now turn to garrus who start making a dance tp tjos cool music which statrts playing form someone car watch?v=BFl7DCfBxjk and garrus is a cool dancer but it's open garrus style not minceraft style. the feafora runs away and everyone gives garrus big ammontes of mooal.
afeter seeing his coll perovmance garus is naroached by simon scowel the host of 1 direcxtion and ameriacn idol and x factor and americac's got tolent and the voice and other things i think he is sexy. simon cool say to garrus "i like your dance you are cool want to live with me" and garrus goes to live with him in his mantin on holylwoed hoels. now garusu is alive with simon moris.
gfaurs liek simon house much he think it cool and he is rocher than dwayne fucker. "r u al anien: simone ask of garturuRIAFD."ytes i am i am hifing frfom the border patrole they chsase my ship " and soimoen pay someone to remvoe the pborder patrol so thjey dont chase the antlion.
now taht he safe fro boreder natrol gaurs can finally let hsi safety down. "r u fagy" garus as kof dwayne "i like fuck men" he elbaborate. "i fuck all" say simpson. tehy move to couch to do a fuck but instea d kiss adn cudel for an hour strigte. sinemon take out his big COCK and rub it on garus chest whcih give hiom plosure. he cum all over garrus face and it get in his eye "you mother fucker" garrus scream at him and storm off, still without pajnts his flaccid penis swayting side to side he go take a shower and wash the cum off.
he leave the shower nalked and simon tackle him in the hallway to surprise fuck hi bit they fall out of the windows and are now in the ytard. they paraparazzi show up and film the m fuck.
emanwhiole at dwight ( i forgot his name lol) house he watch e! introtainmetn and see that garus is fucking simon coolidge and is ANGNERY and vow to kill fimon and get hsi old lover and fuckar back so they can be renunited and fuck once more. "DWIGHT WILL FUCK AGAIN!" he scream to heaven.
fianlise chapeperpt.