House of Doom!
Chapter five: If I was a ninja!
Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha or anything about Inuyasha, because Inuyasha belongs to Rumiko Takahashi.
Note: I was really tired when I wrote this, so if it sucks, blame my lack of sleep.
Marisa: Boo, I am tired.
Inuyasha: Who cares.
Marisa: You know who cares! Reviewers. They don't want to read some crap I wrote when I was falling asleep.
Inuyasha: Why?
Marisa: 'Cause it'll suck, you ass.
Inuyasha: (cries) NO ONE UNDERSTANDS ME!
Sango: There, there, Inuyasha. (pats back.)
Marisa&Kagome: Back off!
Sango&Kikyou: O.o
Marisa: I'm leaving for a while. Enjoy yourselves in hell! (disappears)
Miroku: I'm telling you, she's a youkai.
Sango: See? Everywhere I go, there you are!
Miroku: I guess it's that we're supposed to be together. Duh.
Sango: I thought you were in love with Inuyasha?
Inuyasha: That better not be true.
Kagome: (shock)
Inu/San/Mir: What?
Kagome: You guys are actually having a real conversation.
Miroku: Oh.
Sango: It's cause Marisa's falling asleep.
Miroku: I thought her big twist was to have someone join Kagome in her hate for idiots?
Inuyasha: Well, she messed up.
Miroku: Because she's a youkai.
Sango: Then I must exterminate her!
Miroku: Yeah!
Sango: Shut up.
Miroku: Okay.
Kagome: Erg.
Shippou: BOOO!
Sango: AAAAH!
Inuyasha: WHAT!
Sango: Oops, reflex.
Shippou: x.x
Sango: (kicks Miroku in the nuts)
Miroku: x.x You bitch!
Kagome: (sigh)
Inuyasha: Hehe. (snort)
Kagome: O.O
Shippou: Okay, guys, seriously. Stop hurting Miroku out of no where. It's insane!
Everyone:
Shippou: ...
Everyone:
Shippou: ...
Everyone:
Shippou: ...
Everyone:
Shippou: Okay.
Kagome: Uh-huh.
Inuyasha: (snort)
Sango: PERVERT! (drops hiraikotsu on head)
Inuyasha: x.x You bitch!
Miroku: x.x You bitch!
Inuyasha: You're a bastard!
Miroku: You're a bastard!
Inuyasha: You're a bastard!
Miroku: You're a bastard!
Inuyasha: You're a bastard!
Miroku: You're a bastard!
Inuyasha: You're a-
Sango: PERVERTS! (smashes hiraikostu on head)
Mir&Inu: x.x You bitch!
Shippou: Now you guys can be gay together.
Kagome: (cries)
Jaken: I'm an idiot and everyone hates me! (cries)
Kaede: (cries like a pansy)
Miroku: (cries like Miroku)
Sango: What's wrong, houshi-sama?
Miroku: I don't know. (Gropes Sango's butt.)
Sango: PERVERT! (drops Hiraikotsu on head.)
Miroku: Oh yeah, I can block! (blocks)
Sango: Oops, reflex.
Shippou: You're still not blonde.
Kagome: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE! Sango, you're an idiot. Miroku has used that line in every chapter, and you still fall for it. Everyone's saying you should go blonde, because you're an idiot, and saying "Oops, reflex" out of no where! And Jaken and Kaede appear out of no where every time Miroku cries!
Jaken: I peed myself.
Everyone: O.O
Jaken: Tee-hee. (waddles off like a penguin)
Kouga: Everyone, get up off your asses. We got another letter from the demon chick.
Miroku: Kouga agrees that she is indeed a demon.
Inuyasha: Kouga's an ass. So is Sesshoumaru.
Rin: Boo Inuyasha.
Inuyasha: Boo yourself.
Sesshoumaru: (punches Inuyasha in the face.)
Inuyasha: What the hell! YOU WANNA TAKE THIS OUTSIDE?
Sesshoumaru: If you say anything to Rin personally, I'll kill you. Personally.
Inuyasha: You're an idiot and I hate you!
Sesshoumaru: You're an idiot and I hate you!
Inuyasha: You're an idiot and I hate you!
Sesshoumaru: You're an idiot and I hate you!
Inuyasha: You're an idiot and I hate you!
Sesshoumaru: You're an idiot and I hate you!
Inuyasha: You're an idiot and I hate you!
Kikyou: O.o
Inuyasha: Kikyou!
Sesshoumaru: I got her to talk.
Inuyasha: You bastard!
Kikyou: (cough) O.o
Inuyasha: I got her to cough! Score!
Sesshoumaru: Coughing is not a word.
Inuyasha: DAMMIT! (punches Miroku)
Miroku: Why always me!
Inuyasha: Shut up.
Kouga: HELLO! We're having a meeting so we can discuss this letter.
Everyone: Right!
Kouga: Ahem. "Okay. I'm bored. And tired. I just saw you guys, and I could have told you then, but letters are more fun. We're going to uh, split you into teams for a game, and the team that wins gets to choose between certain items that can be used in the house. And the other team gets crap dumped on their heads. Personally."
Sesshoumaru: Personally. (evil eyes at Inuyasha)
Inuyasha: NO ONE UNDERSTANDS ME!
Ramen: It's okay, buddy. There there.
Everyone: O.O
Kouga: "The challenge is in two hours. Prepare yourself or die. Personally."
Sesshoumaru: Personally.
Rin: Yay!
Kagome: Yay?
Shippou: If I was a ninja, na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na, See I'd kill all the people in the world, if I was a Japanese girl! Ninja stars are cool, they're used for chopping people's heaaaaads off. Katanas are also cool, ninjas use them aaa lot!
Everyone: O.O
Inuyasha: That is the most kickass song ever!
Kouga: Woot little fox thing!
Shippou,Inu,Kouga: If I was a ninja, na na na na na
Kaede: ...Ye?
Kikyou: O.o
Kagome: (eye twitches)
Miroku: Heh. (snorts)
Inuyasha: (snorts while singing..?)
Kikyou: Inuyasha, you asshole.
Inuyasha: Kikyou! D:
Kikyou: That's right, this whole time I could talk, I just hate you.
Inuyasha: Kikyou! D:
Kikyou: Okay, I don't hate you, but as soon as you stepped into this house, you became an idiot (but then who didn't?)
Inuyasha: Kikyou! D:
Miroku: Heh.
Kikyou: -.-
Kagome: Kikyou! You can talk!
Kikyou: -.- That was delayed.
Kagome: Hurray! Join the me and Sesshoumaru club!
Sesshoumaru: What? I'm not even aware of this club.
Jaken: You're... in a club, lord Sesshoumaru?
Sesshoumaru: The hell!
Kagome: You know, the intelligent peoples club.
Kikyou: Okay.
Sesshoumaru: Intelligent peoples club? That's the stupidest-
Inuyasha: YOU'RE AN IDIOT YOU NARCISSTIC ASSHOLE.
Sesshoumaru: You're an idiot.
Inuyasha: Screw you, you asshole.
Sesshoumaru: I'm sure you'd like to.
Inuyasha: WHAT THE HELL? I'M GONNA BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU! YOU... HOLY FRIG YOU'RE SCREWED UP!
Sesshoumaru: Ugh! Shut up, I didn't mean it.. idiot.
Inuyasha: You're an idiot and I hate you!
Sesshoumaru: You're an idiot and I hate you!
Inuyasha: You're an idiot and I hate you!
Sesshoumaru: Okay, I'll join, I can't take these idiots.
Kagome: Hurray!
Sesshoumaru: -.-
Kikyou: -.-
Kagome: Heh.. Heh..
Miroku: x.x You bitch!
Sango: wtf?
Miroku: (snort)
Inuyasha: (snort)
Later, it's time for that challenge thingy. We're dividing the teams, five people each. Yeah. The winner gets monopoly money. Why monopoly? 'Cause they're not actually buying anything, I just have three items, and they're going to pick one. -.-
Marisa: Okay, I'm back.
Kouga&Miroku: Youkai!
Sango: DIE!
Marisa: Holy shit! What the hell is wrong with you three!
Sango: (hits Marisa with hiraikotsu)
Marisa: x.x
Sesshoumaru: How tragic. -.-
Kagome: Hah.
Kikyou: Meh.
Shippou: If I was a ninja...
Inuyasha: na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na
Kouga: See I'd kill-
Marisa: I'll kill you, you assholes.
Sango: DIE!
Marisa: Sango, wtf?
Sango: Flowers!
Sesshoumaru: Hahahahaha! Flowers... (eye twitches)
Marisa: ANYWAY, your teams are, Kouga, Miroku, Sango, Inuyasha, and Kaede, against Kagome, Shippou, Sesshoumaru, Shippou, Jaken, and ...
Jaken: What?
Kaede: Ye!
Marisa: I forgot there were eleven. Crap. Uuh... Rin goes on team idiot.
Miroku: Hurray! (girly giggle)
Kikyou: O.o
Inuyasha: Who're you calling an idiot?
Marisa: All of you. Duh. Yeah.
Sango: So what's this challenge?
Marisa: You have to... umm... oh crap, I didn't think that far.
Inuyasha: Who's the idiot now?
Marisa: You are still, duh. Things don't change in like a minute.
Inuyasha: Uh-huh.
Kikyou: Hurry up and think of something, I want a coffee.
Marisa: I have homework, you know. I am stressed, and can't think of anything. Holy gajeebus.
Jaken: I peed myself.
Everyone: O.O
Jaken: Tee-hee. (Waddles off like a penguin)
Sesshoumaru: Ew. That is disgusting. Wouldn't you think he'd be housebroken already?
Jaken: Okay, back.
Marisa: Fine, it'll be like a quiz, answer these three questions.
Everyone: (listening)
Marisa: 3x8...
Everyone: What is this foreign language?
Kagome: 24! 24! Yay!
Marisa: Yay Kagome. -.-
Kagome: n.n
Marisa: Have a cookie.
Kagome: (eats) :)
Marisa: Okay. Smart side winning...
Kagome: Whoo.
Kikyou: Ecstaticness.
Sesshoumaru: -.- Who could have guessed, with a name like Smart Team I definitely thought we'd lose.
Jaken: Whoo.
Marisa: Who's my favourite hanyou? (heart)
Inuyasha: MEEEE!
Marisa: Yay Inuyasha:) 1/1
Inuyasha:: Yay! Look guys! I got a line!
Marisa: Pssst, it's a one.
Inuyasha: Look guys, I got us a .. won! We are wonners!
Kagome: Psst, it's winners. And WE'RE the winners.
Inuyasha: Oh no you don't, biotch. I'M THE WONNER.
Sango,Mir,Kaede: Yay Inuyasha!
Kouga: Boo. Inuyasha's an ass.
Inuyasha: You're an ass.
Kouga: You're an ass.
Inuyasha: You're an ass.
Kouga: You're an ass.
Inuyasha: You're an ass.
Kouga: You're an ass.
Rin: Yay!
Marisa: What's my favourite colour.
Inuyasha: Red.
Kagome: Green?
Sesshoumaru: White.
Kouga: Brown.
Kaede: YE!
Kikyou: -.-
Shippou: Orange.
Marisa: YAY SHIPPOU!
Shippou: Oh mah gawsh, I got a point. I'd like to thank my parents, but they couldn't be hear today, (sniff) but there's always-
Marisa: Team smart wins! Yay!
Kag,Shippou,Jaken: YAY!
Kikyou,Sesshoumaru: Yay.
Kouga: Assholes...
Marisa: Okay pick. You can have Ramen, a jetpack, or those spy things to listen to people secretly, like ninjas!
Team smart: (huddles) The spy thing!
Sesshoumaru: I don't know, the jetpack is pretty cool.
Kikyou: O.o
Shippou: No one cares what you want sessh-moof.
Sesshoumaru: How dare you talk to me that way, and what did you call me-
Kagome: We want the spy stuff!
Marisa: Okay. You each get one.
Kikyou: Ecstaticness.
Sesshoumaru: Now I can listen to idiots yell at each other. What fun.
Marisa: YAY!
Rin: Yay yay!
Marisa: Okay. Bye!
Sorry, this chappy was kinda short, I have an assignment due tomorrow, have to do lots of reading, and I'm tired. -.- Yay! Review! Flames and criticism welcome. And yeah, my story supposed to be stupid. I just write this to waste my life away:D