House of Doom!
Chapter Six: Quiz of Doom
Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha, or Inuyasha, or Inuyasha, or that cute boy with the dog ears, or Inuyasha, or anyone from the anime or manga entitled Inuyasha. Rumiko Takahashi owns them for the last time!
Note: I'm cold
Sango: So what are you gonna do today, Inuyasha?
Inuyasha: Whatever I feel like! Gosh!
Miroku: (snort)
Kagome: (rolls eyes) So anyway.
Inuyasha: What do you mean, "so anyway!"
Kagome: I mean like... new topic?
Sango: It wasn't really a topic anyway.
Kagome: No, I guess it wasn't.
Miroku: (snort)
Sesshoumaru: (punches Miroku in the head)
Miroku: What the hell? Why do people keep doing that?
Marisa: Heh heh.
Miroku/Kouga/Sango: YOUKAI!
Sango: Must exterminate!
Marisa: Must make you shut the hell up!
Kikyou: What now.
Marisa: Whut whut.
Everyone: (blink)
Marisa: no... more... blinking...!
Kouga: (blink blink)
Marisa: (smacks Kouga in the back of the head)
Kouga: x.x You bitch!
Miroku: x.x You bitch!
Sango: The hell?
Miroku: The hell indeed!
Kagome: (rolls eyes.) This is "the hell."
Kikyou: What now!
Marisa: Okay, so anyway-
Sango: (drops hiraikotsu on Marisa's head)
Marisa: x.x You super mega ultra bitch!
Sango: That was not a reflex.
Kagome: (Rolls eyes) Wait! I am becoming a repetitive idiot!
Sesshoumaru: You're out of the club.
Kikyou: (nod nod)
Kagome: But I started this club!
Kikyou: Fine, you can stay because I hate Inuyasha.
Kagome: What? That didn't even make sense.
Inuyasha: Kikyou D:
Kikyou: Inuyasha. (rolls eyes)
Inuyasha: Kikyou:)
Kagome: (cries)
Jaken: (cries) I'm a pansy!
Miroku: (cries)
Sango: Why are you... (drops hiraikotsu on Miroku's head.)
Miroku: -.- Damn.
Marisa: Will you all just shut up?
Shippou: No.
Kaede: YE CAN TALK!? OMG!!!
Shippou: Uh-huh.
Rin: Let us pray to the fox lord!
Sesshoumaru: No praying for you, young lady.
Rin: Aww man!
Sesshoumaru: Don't you aww man me.
Rin: (pouty face)
Sesshoumaru: That's it, go to your room.. for at least five minutes!
Rin: Nooooo! (runs off)
Inuyasha: How cuuuuute! Sesshoumaru parenting some girl who freakishly resembles Kagome!
Sesshoumaru: Brother.must.die. (death glare)
Inuyasha: Hah you can't-
Kouga: (kicks inuyasha in the back of the head)
Inuyasha: Kouga, what the hell!
Kouga: That was for saying my Kagome resembled some little six year old chick.
Sesshoumaru: (beats crap out of Kouga)
Kouga: Sesshoumaru, what the hell!
Sesshoumaru: That's for saying-
Marisa: You three just won't shut up!
Shippou: Squeak!
Marisa: Shippou, you know what to do.
Shippou: (Ahem) If I was a ninja...
Inuyasha&Kouga: Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na naaaaa...
Marisa: Thank you. Now, today we, and yes, WE have something very special! Okay, not that special, but it'll be cool! You'll see!
Everyone: (yawning)
Marisa: All of you will participate in a quiz against each other. The winner gets bragging rights. No, I'm kidding, that's not all.
Kouga: Good, cause I would have killed you.
Marisa: Sure Kouga, sure.
Sesshoumaru: Personally. (death glare)
Inuyasha: (backs away)
Marisa: The winner picks one person to be kicked out of the house.
Shippou: But why?
Kaede: Ye. That's why. Ye.
Kagome: (growl)
Kikyou: O.o
Marisa: The people who will be asking questions are, obviously myself, Inuyasha456789, and Winterphox! Bow down!
Shippou: (bow)
Miroku: Neeeeeeerd! (snort)
Inuyasha456789: Who're you calling a nerd?
Sango: WTF? where did he come from? That was like, out of thin air!
Kaede: YE!
Kagome: All these people are so weird. (rolls eyes)
Sesshoumaru: (rolls eyes)
Inuyasha456789: Shut the hell up. (punches Miroku)
Miroku: If one more person does that..!
Marisa: Inuyasha456789, you have the longest name, ever. I refuse to type it.
Inuyasha456789: Damn son of bi-
Marisa: Yeah, yeah. I'm just gonna call you Yasha. Deal with it.
Yasha: Fuc-
Marisa: So ANYWAY. Please welcome Winterphox!
Winterphox: 'Ello everyone.
Sango: (death glare)
Winterphox: Wha...?
Miroku: Pretty lady! (rubs Winterphox's hands) Bear my children?
Winterphox: Uh, ew. Get away from me.
Sango: (Growl)
Yasha: Whooooo! Miroku + Phoxy! (cat calls)
Winterphox: (smacks Yasha in the head)
Yasha: x.x Bitch!
Miroku: x.x Bitch!
Jaken: I peed myself!
Everyone: O.o
Jaken: Tee hee! (waddles off like a penguin)
Sesshoumaru: Ew.
Winterphox: Sesshy-moof! (heart eyes)
Sesshoumaru: The hell?
Inuyasha: whooooo! Sesshoumaru loves some random chick!
Winterphox: Oh, you don't know how long I've wanted to meet you!
Sesshoumaru: Right...
Winterphox: Right? See! He said right, you're right Inuyasha, he loves meeee!
Rin: Ya ya!
Kaede: YE!
Marisa: Alright, so let the quiz begin!
(everyone gets ready)
Yasha: I wanna ask first.
Marisa: No, screw that!
Winterphox: Me? (puppy dog eyes)
Marisa: Screw that!
Winterphox&Yasha: (slap Marisa)
Sango: Kill the demon!
Kouga: Whoo!
Marisa: Anyway, the first person to get 3 points wins!
Yasha: How about 7.
Marisa: No.
Shippou: True!
Marisa: True what?
Shippou: The answer.
Winterphox: There was no question.
Inuyasha: Ya there was.
Yasha: Are you retarded? There was no damn question.
Shippou: (cries)
Marisa: Question one!
Miroku: False!
Winterphox: (facepalm)
Marisa: Dammit! Shut up!
Everyone: (silent)
Marisa: Alright, first question. What grade is Kagome in?
Everyone: (silent)
Marisa: I'd at least think you'd get this, Kagome...
Everyone: (silent)
Yasha: You guys suck. (leaves)
Marisa: What the hell? That was random.
Winterphox: It's cause you told everyone to shut up.
Marisa: Oh, okay answer.
Kagome: Grade nine!
Marisa: Ya, whoo. -.-
Kagome: Yay!
Marisa: Have a cookie.
Kagome: (eats) :)
Winterphox: Question two! Who do I luuuurve!
Inuyasha: Me!
Winterphox: As if, that's old news.
Marisa,Kagome: (growls)
Kikyou: O.o
Sango: Miroku? (evil eyes)
Miroku: Me?
Kagome: Sesshoumaru.
Winterphox: (nods) :)
Yasha: Okay back.
Marisa: Whoo Kagome! Oh. Where'd you go?
Yasha: Who the hell cares?
Marisa: Alright, what've you been doing back there, Inuyasha456789?
Yasha: Okay, she must be pissed if she's actually typing my whole name!
Marisa: Yeah you better believe I'm pissed!
Yasha: wtf?
Marisa: You heard me. Now shut up.
Yasha: You can't treat me like that! I'll kill you!
Marisa: Wanna bet!
Yasha: Yeah, I do!
Marisa: Okay, let's take this outside!
Yasha: Fine!
Mar&Yash: (leave)
Winterphox: O.O Uh...
Everyone: (blink)
Winterphox: Anyway...
Miroku: Will you bear my children yet?
Winterphox: Oh my god. Next question. Do I hate Kikyou?
Kikyou: No you don't.
Winterphox: Good job. Points for you. Eat a cookie.
Kikyou: No.
Winterphox: Just a flat out no?
Kikyou: No.
Winterphox: No to what? No to my question still or no to the flat out no because it was a no and now you're denying the fact you said no.
Kikyou: No.
Winterphox: What do you mean? That I was wrong with everything that I suggested? Or that your aren't denying that your no was just a flat out no, because it was.
Inuyasha: Kikyou:D
Rin: Meow!
Jaken: Rin, stop embarrassing me!
Rin: Meow!
Sesshoumaru: Flowers!
Winterphox: Uhh…
Sesshoumaru: She can control my mind even when she's outside! (eye twitches)
Inuyasha: Sucka.
Sesshoumaru: Yeah well guess what, Inuyasha, my stupid brother?
Inuyasha: If you say anything dumb I'll beat the shit out of you.
Sesshoumaru: No. I have more fangirls then you.
Inuyasha: LIES! LIEEEEES! LIEEEEEEEEES!
Sesshoumaru: Oh, it's true.
Kouga: Actually, you're both wrong. I have more fan girls.
Inuyasha: Who're you kidding? No one gives a shit about you!
Kouga: Yeah right.
Sesshoumaru: It's true. Check the internet, you just piss people off.
Kouga: Screw you both to hell.
Winterphox: QUESTION! Who has the most fangirls?
Rin: Sesshoumaru-sama!
Winterphox: Correct!
Rin: Whooo!
Sesshoumaru: She knows her knowledge.
Inuyasha: Screw you all to hell! Screw you especially! and you too! And you! And especially you!
Sango: Who's he pointing at?
Miroku: (shrugs)
Marisa&Yasha: (sit at judging tables)
Winterphox: How'd it go?
Kouga: Any asses kicked?
Shippou: Squeak!
Rin: Meow!
Jaken: Quack.
Everyone: O.O
Jaken: ...
Marisa: We went to Mr.Sub and got some subs. Yeah.
Winterphox: But wha- I thought you were fighting!
Yasha: We had to eat first! Duuuuh! now I don't feel like fighting though.
Marisa: (shrugs)
Yasha: Next question. What colour are Miroku's eyes?
Miroku: Brown
Yasha: No you dumbass. You don't know your own eye colour?
Miroku: Guess not...
Sango: Violet.
Winterphox: Correctomondo!
Yasha: Wonder how she knows his eye colour without even being near him today… Past kiss sessions, maybe? Whooo!
Miroku: That's right! n.n
Sango: (hits Miroku and Inuyasha456789) Damn men.
Yasha: Damn Sango.
Jaken: Damn having to pee!
Marisa: What the hell!
Kaede: YE!
Kagome: Kaede... must... die!
Kaede: YE!
Kikyou: (rolls eyes)
Sesshoumaru: I vote out Kaede then.
Marisa: This isn't survivor, idiot. (kicks in nuts)
Sesshoumaru: x.x Ooooow!
Marisa: Here we have the best way to beat Sesshoumaru shitless. (kicks in nuts over and over again)
Winterphox: Whyyyyy! I hate you! (slaps)
Marisa: (evil eyes) Had to relieve myself of stress.
Kouga: Or you just wanted to touch Sesshoumaru?
Marisa: Kouga must die!
Kagome: Osuwari!
Everyone: (blink)
Marisa: uh... I'm not Inuyasha
Inuyasha: Wench!
Kagome: oh damn, that was stupid.
Kikyou: Yeah it was, now you're really out of the club.
Kagome: I'll prove I'm not stupid! Ask the next question!
Yasha: Who sucks more, Winterphox or Marisa.
Sango: Marisa
Yasha: Right!
Winterphox: Aww, I didn't know you cared.
Yasha: I don't.
Winterphox: How sweet.
Marisa: Asses. Anyway, so far... Kagome has two, Rin has one, and Sango has two. Answer, who loves Inuyasha? There are only two answers I'll accept.
Kagome: Kikyou...
Kikyou: Kagome
Sango: Kagome
Inuyasha: Myself. Assholes.
Shippou: Kagome?
Sesshoumaru: Nobody loves him, so it doesn't matter.
Winterphox: Hehe, oh Sesshy-moof. (dreamy eyes)
Kaede: YE!
Miroku: Jakotsu (snicker)
Marisa: Yay Miroku! The only answers I'd accept were Jakotsu and myself.
Inuyasha: Jakostu, wtf? Are you guys... oh god I hate you all so much!
Marisa: Jakotsu rocks!
Kouga: Inuyasha, why are you so GAY?!
Kaede: YE!
Shippou: He's dead...
Kouga: EW! Inuyasha loves a dead guy!
Inuyasha: Screw that! Fuc-
Marisa: Uh-huh. Now, what am I getting on my pizza.
Sesshoumaru: (raises an eyebrow)
Inuyasha: Peet-sa?
Yasha: Retards.
Kagome: Pepperoni?
Marisa: (smacks) I'm a vegetarion.
Sango: Vege-tear-eien?
Miroku: (blink)
Jaken: (notices cheese on the floor) Ooo cheese! (eats random cheese off floor and dances)
Marisa: Wow... Jaken is right.
Inuyasha: Damn toad. (kicks)
Jaken: x.x
Rin: Jaken-sama! (cries)
Kouga: Ew, she's crying for a toad.
Kaede: YE!
Kikyou: Can I have your soul?
Everyone: (blink)
Inuyasha: Okay.
Kikyou: Gimmie.
Kagome: No Inuyasha! Inuyasha! Inuyasha! Inuyasha! Inuyasha! Inuyasha! Inuyasha! Inuyasha! Inuyasha! Inuyasha! Inuyasha! Inuyasha! Inuyasha! Inuyasha! Inuyasha! Inuyasha! Inuyasha! Inuyasha! Inuyasha! Inuyasha! Inuyasha! Inuyasha! Inuyasha! Inuyasha! Inuyasha! Inuyasha! Inuyasha! Inuyasha! Inuyasha! Inuyasha! Inuyasha! Inuyasha! Inuyasha! Inuyasha! Inuyasha! Inuyasha! Inuyasha! Inuyasha! Inuyasha! Inuyasha!
Everyone: SHUT UP!
Inuyasha: Okay okay, gawd.
Kikyou: Damn girl, foils my plans again.
Yasha: What is Sango's brother's name?
Kagome: Kohaku!
Marisa: That's right...
Winterphox: Sango, why didn't you get that?
Sango: Huh?
Everyone: Bloooooonde!
Sango: Uh-huh.
Marisa: Kagome wins!
Winterphox: Yah.
Yasha: Yawn alert.
Marisa: So who is getting kicked off, Kagome?
Kagome: Kaede! PLEASE! She's so-
Marisa: Yeah yeah, I get it.
Kaede: (disappears)
Yasha: Yo, that was cool!
Marisa: I know. n.n
Rin: Meow!
Jaken: I just peed myself.
Everyone: O.O
Jaken: Tee-hee. (waddles off like a penguin)
And so ends this chapter. Sorry it was not that funny, I was having writers block. Heh. Well, I added Inuyasha456789 and Winterphox in for this chapter, hope I didn't piss you off! Oh yeah, Inuyasha456789 I hope you're not mad about me shortening your name. Heh. R&R! Any suggestions, please lemme know! Tell me if you wanna be in it for a chapter!