House of Doom!
Chapter Eight: Girl fights and aftermath
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Note: Well hey guys, it's been a long, long time. SORRY FOR THE SECOND HIATUS. I'd be surprised if my old readers are still reading, ahahaha. I know, I know, I'm horrible for chapter updates, but look, I'm on a roll! I'm updating more than I usually do! That's a good sign! Whoooot! Keep supporting and please review! Thanks much.
Anyway, happy new year! And I hope you enjoy this fic and that it's still got its ridiculous humour:D
BTW, I just thought I'd say this story is a total joke. Although no one had any complaints, I just wanna say I have NO problem with homosexuals, or any thing else it may appear I am joking arund with. And the rest of my stories aren't as retarded as this, I just write this cuz I'm bored. xD If you're interested in reading actual literate fiction, check out my other stories. Thanks!
Inuyasha: Can you believe this?
Kouga: It is pretty shocking.
Kikyou: O.o
Shippou: What are you all doing in Sango's room?
Sango: Shush Shippou, we're reading Inuyasha fanfics.
Shippou: Fanfics?
Kagome: Right now Inuyasha is really gay behind my back with Sesshoumaru.
Inuyasha: WHAT THE FUCK. THAT IS SOOO WRONG OMG.
Kikyou: Stop trying to cover up your homosexuality Inuyasha.
Kouga: hahhahahahah I told you he was gay. NO ONE LISTENS.
Miroku: You think it's funny, Kouga, but there's millions of fics with you and Inuyasha paired together.
Inuyasha: WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUCK.
Kouga: You think that's funny, Miroku? There are fics of you … oh wait! There are none of you! AHHAHAHA.
Miroku: (cries like Miroku)
Sango: Why are you crying Houshi-sama?
Miroku: Because all my fan girls are too busy masturbating to my picture to get on the internet and write a fic about me! (gropes Sango)
Sango: HENTAI. Literally. (drops hiraikotsu on head)
Miroku: (crying)
Sesshoumaru: Do I hear crying? Why, the sound of terror is one of my favourite sounds!
Rin: Hehe, Oh Sesshy-moof.
Inuyasha: (sniffing) Is it just me or does something smell terrible?
Kagome: (turning around) …Jaken, not again.
Jaken: I'M SORRY. I REALLY HAD TO PEE.
Sango: You pee ALL the time!
Jaken: Tee-hee. (Waddles off like a penguin)
Everyone: (blink)
Kouga: Okay, it's all set up. There's no way this can fail!
Unknown: Yea, Inuyasha's an idiot. There's no way this won't get him disqualified.
Kouga: Alright, do your work.
Kikyou: O.o Inuyasha!!
Inuyasha: (running in) Did I just hear beautiful Kikyou calling my name:D
Kikyou: I know what happened to your ramen!
Inuyasha: YOU DO? YOU CAUGHT THEM? YOU CAUGHT THAT BASTARD KOUGA?
Kouga: hey…
Kikyou: Yes! Look! Outside! It's all out there! You must've thrown it all out there when you were sleepwalking or something…. O.o
Inuyasha: Oh Kikyou, you're a way better detecive than Emogak.
Emogak: hey…
Inuyasha: (going OUTSIDE to ramen)
Kagome: Inuyasha noooooooo!
Inuyasha: It's not my fault you suck at playing detective, Kagsie.
(Ding ding diiinnngg)
Kouga: YESSS.
Marisa: Inuyasha, You have officially left the house. DISQUALIFIED.
Kagome: (slaps forehead)
Inuyasha: Huh wha? Oh well, at least I have you ramen.. I love you.
Ramen: I love you too, buddy.
Inuyasha: Yay:D
Everyone: O.o wtf.
Marisa: Inuyasha has been eliminated, along with Kaede and Myouga. The rules state you CANNOT leave the house!
Kagome: I can't believe you Kikyou! You helped KOUGA set Inuyasha up!
Kikyou: O.o
Kagome: Don't pretend you can't talk when I'm talking to you.
Kikyou: O.o
Kagome: KIKYOU!
Kikyou:
Kagome:
Kikyou:
Kagome:
Kikyou:
Kagome:
Kikyou:
Kagome:
Kikyou:
Miroku: There's about to be a giiiiiirl fiiiight!
Everyone: (crowds around)
Sesshoumaru: Haha, my idiot brother got himself kicked off by this insolent canine and his own wench.
Kouga: What'choo talkin' bout, I am the smarts behind this whole house!
Sesshoumaru: Don't make me laugh.
Kouga: Wanna go, old man?
Sesshoumaru: What did you just call me?
Miroku: There's about to be a giiiiiirl fiiiiiiight!
Everyone: (crowds around)
Shippou: My money is on Sesshoumaru blowing up the whole house!
Sango: You don't have any money…
Rin: Go Sesshoumaru-sama!
Miroku: Haha.. What's he gonna use, his FLOWER POWER?! BAHAHHA
Sesshoumaru: SHUT UP MORTAL.
Miroku: (crying) ok ok I'm sorry! (gropes Sango)
Sango: (drops hiraikotsu on head)
Miroku: (block!) hahaha. No one can defeat the Mighty Miroku!
Sango: Wanna make a bet on that?
Shippou: There's about the be a giiiiiiiiirl fiiiiiiiiiight.
Rin: Haha. (kicks Jaken in the face)
Jaken: (crying) what was that for!
Rin: Everyone else is doing it!
Shippou: GIIIIIRLL FIGHTTT.
Kagome: Well good job Sesshoumaru, the whole house is on fire and we're not allowed to leave.
Sesshoumaru: Well you tested my power.
Shippou: Kagome I'm scared.
Rin: Sesshoumaru I'm scared!
Miroku: Sango I'm scared!
Sango: (drops hiraikotsu on head)
Miroku: (crying)
Kikyou: O.o
Kouga: What are we supposed to do?
Rin: Aww smelly. Jaken-sama peed on the floor.
Jaken: I COULDN'T HELP IT. (waddles off)
Everyone: Ew…
Kagome: Wait a second!
Sango: Ew, Kagome. Don't even suggest it.
Kagome: It's our only choice..
Rin: Yay! Jaken-sama saved the day.
Sesshoumaru: At the expense of me never wanting to stay a minute longer in a house that smells of a toad's urine.
Kagome: (whips out febreeze) Thank god for the future!
Shippou: What's that?
Kagome: Heaven. (sprays around)
Sango: Much better. But one problem.
Kagome: What?
Sango: The roof burnt off, and all the walls are all black and will fall apart if we even touch them.
Shippou: (pokes a wall and it crumbles) YIKES.
Everyone: (blink)
Kouga: This is all Sesshugly's fault.
Sesshugly: What did you just call me? Do you want to die?
Miroku: There's about to be a giiiiiirl fiiiiiii-
Sango: (Drops hiraikotsu on head) Shut up.
Miroku: (crying)
Sango: Why are crying houshi-sama?
Miroku: Because you hit me. (gropes Sango)
Sango: HENTAI! (drops hiraikotsu on head.)
Miroku: x.x;; you bitch.
Kagome: (crying) I miss Inuyasha.
Everyone: (laughing)
Kagome: Why are you all laughing?
Miroku: Because you miss the biggest idiot of all. (gropes Sango)
Sango: HENTAI! (drops hiraikotsu on head)
Miroku: You bitch! x.x;;
Kagome: No, I'm pretty sure both of you two are the biggest idiots.
Shippou: Lolz.
Marisa: Hello everyone.
Kouga: YOUKAI!
Sango: Must exterminate!
Marisa: (rolls eyes) Guess what everyone?
Sesshoumaru: It's time to kill you? And pick some flowers? (twitch)
Everyone: Silly Sesshoumaru.
Marisa: Anyway, since your house is burnt to a crisp, we're going to send you into the basement for a day.
Everyone: Ooo..
Kagome: Hey, how come we never knew the basement existed until now?
Everyone: (shrugs)
Marisa: What you probably don't know is that some evil things live in your basement. Watch out for rats.
Rin: Rats are icky.
Everyone: (heads into basement.)
Naraku: Hello everyone.
Kagome: HOLY beeeeeep What are you doing here?!
Naraku: I, Naraku, was a little sad about not being one of the contestants on this show, so I, Naraku, thought I'd come live in your basement until one of you discovered it existed. I also brought along twister for anyone who was interested in playing…
Everyone: (blink)
Miroku: Does anyone else find it a little weird some guy was living in our basement… with twister? And also that there's some girl in the corner who holds a mirror more than Sesshoumaru does?
Sesshoumaru: I'm not that narcissistic you know.
Kagome: Kanna is here too? Oh God, does that mean-
Kagura: Yes, I've been living here too because wherever Naraku goes I have to as well.
Sesshoumaru: KAGURA:D… I mean.. ew.
Kagura: D:
Naraku: IS ANYONE GOING TO PLAY TWISTER WITH ME OR NOT?
Kouga: I'm going to kick your ass SO hard Naraku!…. In twister.
Naraku: BRING IT WOLF-MAN.
-----after hours of playing twister with naraku, and kagura and sesshoumaru in a corner talking about how much they "hate" each other…-------
Naraku: Well I, Naraku, am victorious! Fufufufufuufufuufu.
Miroku: Creepy much.
Kikyou: O.o
Naraku: Ahem. You lose.
Everyone: Aw.
Kagome: I can't believe it's come to this.
Sango: Come to what, Kagome-chan?
Kagome: We're playing twister… in a basement… with Naraku… and he WON.
Everyone: ah-DUH! (donkey noise)
Kagome: (smacks forehead)
Kikyou: O.o
Sesshoumaru: Yea my family just doesn't get me. They think I'm weird for brushing my hair.
Kagura: Ugh, that disgusts me.
Sesshoumaru: I know, like with hair like mine…. (blink)
Kouga: Yes, everyone was just listening to you.
Sesshoumaru: …You bitches.
Shippou: Haha (snort)
Sesshoumaru: (punches Miroku in the face)
Miroku: UGH WHY ME.
Sango: Lolz
Miroku: (crying)
Sango: Don't even try it.
Kagome: (clapping)
Sango: Why are you clapping Kagome-chan?
Kagome: Because you actually did something smart.
Miroku: (gropes Sango)
Sango: (smashes hiarikotsu on head.) HENTAI!
Kagome: -.-
Miroku: …You bitches. X.x
Sesshoumaru: I called them bitches first you biter.
Kagura: You go sesshy!
Sesshoumaru: Oh Kagura..
Miroku: I wish ladies loved me like that. D:
Sesshoumaru: BACK OFF. WANNA TAKE THIS OUTSIDE PUNK!?
Miroku: No, if I do I'll be eliminated. D:
Shippou: Giiiiiiiiiirl fiiiiiiiiiight.
Miroku: (slow motion) NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Sesshoumaru: (starts killing Miroku)
Kagome: (smacks forehead)
Naraku: Hey, this is not fair. You can't fight and not involve me. I want to do something evil so as to piss people off so they will fight me. D:
Kagome: (smacks forehead)
Kikyou: O.o
Rin: Sesshoumaru-sama I lost a tooth. (crying) It hurts.
Sesshoumaru: RIN! Are you okay!?
Miroku: x.x
Rin: (crying)
Sesshoumaru: Don't worry, it'll stop bleeding eventually.
Miroku: I hope so, at this rate I won't be having children. X.x
Sesshoumaru: SHUT UP, I wasn't talking to you! (kick)
Miroku: x.X
Kagura: Sesshoumaru, you have a kid! Ugh, this will never work.
Sesshoumaru: What! But- I- you- we- DAMMIT! (punches Miroku)
Miroku: WHY MEEEEEEEEEEE.
Kikyou: O.o
Kagome: Ok, that's it, everybody just CALM THE HELL DOWN. I think we all have some anger we need to discuss.
Miroku: (Sniff)
Kagome: Everyone should sit in a circle and discuss their pains and stuff.
So then………
Sango: Well I didn't like it when you ate my share of the ramen. I mean, it's already unfair Inuyasha gets 70, but you ate mine too!
Shippou: I'm sorry Sango. I hope we can forget this. (sniff) Do you forgive me?
Sango: Yea, alright. Friends?
Shippou: Squee!
Kagome: Alright, that worked out nicely. Next?
Naraku: I'll go. Look, all I, Naraku, ever wanted was your love Kikyou, and then you turn into a bitch and choose some canine over me, Naraku. In case you didn't know, I'm the friggin' most EVIL THING ON THE PLANET! But no, you chose a hanyou that can't even define to you what the word charismatic means!
Kikyou: O.o
Naraku: (crying) And see you don't even care that I'm like this because of you! I KILL THINGS AND RULE THE WORLD BECAUSE OF YOU!
Kagome: Ok there, anyway, next person. How about you Kagura!
Kagura: Ok, well, Sesshoumaru, I didn't know you had a kid…
Sesshoumaru: She's not my kid.
Kagura: And like, it's not like I have many men to choose from, being evil and all…
Sesshoumaru: She's not my kid.
Kagura: But gosh, a KID…
Sesshoumaru: SHE'S NOT MY KID, she's just a girl that follows me.
Rin: So you don't love me Sesshoumaru-sama? (crying)
Sesshoumaru: NO, no, don't worry Rin, I'm just trying to win over ladies.
Kouga: THAT'S IT, I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! (attacks Naraku)
Kikyou: O.o
Kagome: You can say that again, Kikyou…
Sango: Am I the only one that found that completely and utterly random?
Kikyou: If you hadn't noticed, this whole stupid fic is "completely and utterly random."
Rin!!
Kikyou: What?
Rin: YOU CAN TALK!
Kagome&Kikyou: (slaps forehead)
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That's the end of this chappie. It was a little but shorter than others, but it's still something. :D Tune in next time, will their house be rebuilt? Will Kouga end up killing Naraku? Will we ever see Inuyasha again? You'll just have to wait and see!