chatpeor IX
farus and dan jongson had just scene the death of guy feir, and they were scared. now that the host of the world most famous tv show is death what do they willthey do when they need to hide. they run away from the hotel they were in neveda and go t o WASHINTONG DCWHERE THEY WILL MEAT PRESIDENT SONIC THE HEGEDOG AND BEG FOR HIM TO STOP THE POLICE. before they can leave hotel a polic man comes to their door asking for "where's guy fieri i heard he was with you" and garrus waves his hand in his face and with his alien powers says "these are not the guy fieri you are looking for" and the cops say "oh" and leacve. they go to washington dc and realise they that have no money to buy a hotel room here so they decide they need to make a money. "why not gho and do ur wrastling dwayne" garrus apply "because i am kick out of wwe for harboring an alien" "oh" and then garus say "well to get to more money why cant we dont why not have we go do some crimes and steal thhings for sell them for to get money" and dwayne say it is a good idea.
they go to a store and buy guns big assault rifle and body armor to save them from BULLETS and they purchase these things. "now we need a gang" dwayne say before the PAYDAY GANG passes by and one of them (hoston who is the best payday gang memer) says "we wanna do a crime with u wanker come c us in our safehouse at bodhi's pool repair wankers" and leases. They head to the place repair station safe house that night and plan their crime. "we are gonna to steal the gold from the US capital bank." "thats a hard thing to steal" garrus say concerned the crime wont do well "yes it is but you're good cirminals i can see it in your eyes you'll we'll be fine." and they load up their weapons and go to the us bank capital to steal all the gold.
They get to the bank and head inside but it's the door lock. Austin the sneak man unlocks the door with his lockpick and they go inside. Aston guides them around all the traps the laser beams and pressure floor plates and they get past all the security and get stopped by the vault door.
2"o shite how r we suposed 2 do this" WOLF says out loudly because he is scared. "donot panic wolf u will set of alram" dallas say before bane comes on radio and say "KEYCODE IS GET THE THERMAL DRILL H982FKL" and they put in the keycode but its WRONG and the alarms go of. "oh no" dwayne say "i cannot go to jail i will be rape" and the cops all show up and start shooting them. They blow up the cops and the vault door and get in and take all the gold 5 trillon dollars of gold
The PAYDAY gang starts shottting back theyget outside into the day and find it is day by this point they were crime all night. there is one lady there with her kid they hoston kill the lady and take the kid hostage "WANKERS no one come any WANKERS no more bullets stay back WANKERS i will shot this kid" and the cops stop shotting as the escape car pulls up and they get in and steal the kid.
Back in the back of the van they talk about their succesful gold stealing haha celebrations. Dwayne johnson is concern about the kid they kidnap saying who what will we do with this kid hoston u dumbass we cant kidnap people on heists like this and hosxton say s that they will just turn the kid into a criminal like them anbd he'll help themn with crimes they can take him hostage whenever there'es a pickle. They get back to safehouse and go online to and sell all the gold and have all the money. They have a party celebnrate garrus and dwayne buy a new mansion and fuck in it all night.