~Chapter Four~

Yuki was across the room in the doorway of the Kitchen hanging some mistletoe up, or at least attempting to, she was so short she couldn't reach the hook at the top of the doorway.

"What are you doing?" Zero said. His hands were in his pockets and he had his usual look of despair and hatred on his face.

"Oh, um... Nothing!" Yuki lied.

"Give me that." Zero said as he snatched the mistletoe out of Yuki's hands. Yuki was about ready to murder him, seeing as that was the only piece of mistletoe she bought; and without it he would never get Kaname to make out. However, he reached up and hung the piece of mistletoe up on the hook.

"There, happy?" He said.

"Oh, thank you Zero." Yuki said. Zero gave the faintest smile and walked away. Probably trying to look tough.

"If Kaname ever dies or goes on a wild rampage killing off all of the pure bloods, maybe I will get into a relationship with Zero." Yuki said to herself.

Meanwhile, Svetlana was at the drink table, sipping some disgusting eggnog that Hanabusa forced her to drink.

"Lord Kaname loves eggnog," Hanabusa said, "That is why I drink it almost exclusively. I just pop a blood tablet in it and I'm set!"

"Is that why it is tasting like the poopy, irony, grossness?" Svetlana said, trying not to puke.

"No, I didn't put any blood tablets in yours." Hanabusa said. Svetlana spat the eggnog back into her cup as soon as Hanabusa wasn't looking.

"Hanabusa," Kaname said, appearing out of nowhere, "may I have a word with Svetlana alone?"

"Anything for you Lord Kaname." Hanabusa said, then scampered off to annoy someone else.

"Svetlana," Kaname started, "you are the most beautiful woman I have ever laid eyes on. You aren't like the other girls I have met, you don't swoon around me. Come with me upstairs, to the master bedroom, where we can be alone." Svetlana thought about this for a few moments.

"Well, You are pretty gross, and creepy, but I have been having to many of the eggnogs so my judgement is off. So I guess we can go and make out a little." Svetlana said, and they both went upstairs.

"Ah! Help! I'm choking and I need mouth to mouth resuscitation!" Yuki yelled. She made a noise that was supposed to sound like a cough, however it sounded more like a mouse trying hold in a giggle.

Yuki put her hand to her head and pretended to fall unconscious. You would have to be an idiot to believe her act.

"Yuki!" Zero called as he came to her rescue. He knelt over her and pressed his lips against hers, desperately trying to revive her.

'MMMFH!" Yuki cried.

"You're okay!" Zero said in relief.

"Of corse I'm okay!" Yuki snapped, "I was never unconscious, I am trying to get Kaname to make out with me! Now GO AWAY!" She said as she shoved him off of her, which was surprisingly easy because Zero never drank any blood, starving himself half to death.

"FINE!" Zero yelled as he ran away crying like a little girl.

"The nerve of some people..." Yuki said to herself as she laid herself back down. Just then, she was crushed by what felt like a two ton blob. She opened her eyes and saw that Bologna and her "hot" alien boyfriend were on top of her making out.

"GET OFF OF ME!" She yelled.

"Oh! Begging your pardon!" Bologna said as she and Brad rolled off of Yuki. "Me and brad just made up, now we are making out!"

"Gross!" Yuki said as she stood up. "I guess I won't get Kaname to make out with me here, I'll just have to hunt him down!" Bologna and Brad were back to making out at this point. So Yuki just walked away leaving them alone. Brad's tongue wrapped around Bologna's whole body. She knew what was coming next. She looked into his eyes, as if saying "Yes, I'm ready." He pulled her into his mouth with his tongue, swallowing her whole.#

Yuki looked and looked for Kaname everywhere, but she couldn't find him. She couldn't see Svetlana either, which made her worry.

"Aido!" Yuki called a she ran up to Hanabusa, who was at the drink table. "Have you seen Kaname? I've been looking, but I can't seem to find him."

"I just saw Lord Kaname with that Svetlana girl. They went upstairs, I think." Hanabusa said.

Yuki's eyes widened in disbelief (if that's even possible, seeing as her eyes are the size of grapefruits). Yuki was supposed to be the one that Kaname turns. Kaname was supposed to make out with Yuki, and drink her blood! Yuki got her anti-vampire weapons ran upstairs to face the girl that would steal everything from her, hopefully before it's too late