~Chapter Five~

Kaname opened the door to reveal a dark room, lit by a few candle-shaped wall lamps here and there. They walked in and Svetlana could see the walls were covered in a dreadful red and black wall paper, and the floor in an equally bad black carpet. The King sized bed wasn't completely horrible though.

"Well, the decoration is awful, but we will be making out so I probably won't be looking at it anyway." Svetlana said.

"Svetlana," Kaname said as he caressed Svetlana's cheek, "you are so beautiful-"

"Yeah, I know this already." Svetlana interrupted, "Let's just get to the making out!"

Kaname smiled. He thought Svetlana's boldness was cute. He wrapped his arms around Svetlana in a tight embrace. He picked her up and gently slammed her on the bed.

"Hmm, this is kinda kinky!" Svetlana thought with a smile on her face.

"Svetlana, Will you be my immortal wife, and live forever with me?" Kaname asked.

"Sure, whatever," Svetlana said, not really paying attention to what was going on, "let's just make out now."

Kaname slowly went in for a kiss, a gentle peck on the lips, then down to Svetlana's neck. He opened his mouth and licked her neck, which she thought was disgusting, and was just about to bite when a screaming lunatic busted through the the door.

"BACK OFF MY MAN!" Yuki screamed. The two looked at her in mild shock, However, they knew it was just a matter of time before she snapped.

"I'm the one Kaname was supposed to love, ME!" Yuki continued, "Now, Svetlana, prepare to meet the Artemis Rod!"

Yuki charged Svetlana, who just stood there, with a dorky battle cry and started hitting her with Artemis. Yuki beat Svetlana with all of her might, but Svetlana just stood there seemingly unscathed.

"I don't understand, you're a vampire now, Artemis should be destroying you." Yuki said, taking a pause from beating Svetlana.

"Well, I'm not a vampire, we were just making out, and you're not hitting me very hard at all. Are you even trying to hurt me?" Svetlana asked.

Yuki's face contorted into some ghastly shape that Svetlana could only guess was anger.

"You skank!" Yuki screamed as she coiled back to hit Svetlana in the side of the head, but before she could strike, Kaname grabbed the Artemis Rod.

"This has gone on long enough, don't you think, Yuki?" He said.

"Shut up Kaname! I'm doing this for you, for us!" Yuki said.

Kaname slapped Yuki across the face.

"There is no us, Yuki. I don't love you, you are way to needy and pathetic." Kaname said. Yuki let out a cry of jealous anger as she jabbed Kaname in the gut with her Artemis Rod. Kaname recovered quickly and tackled Yuki. Fists were thrown as the fight escalated.

"Yuki!" Zero said as he came bursting into the room. "I heard the noise and-" Zero stopped at mid sentence at what he saw Kaname on top of Yuki, the two throwing punches at each other.

"GET OFF OF HER!" Zero yelled as he lunged at Kaname, who easily dodged the attack, sending Zero crashing into a writing desk. Kaname then kicked Zero in the butt because he thought Zero was annoying and gay.

"Hey! Don't hurt my slave, if things don't work out between you and me I need him to be my boyfriend!" Yuki yelled.

Zero ignored Yuki's hurtful and egocentric comment as he staggered to his feet to face his arch rival. Zero threw a punch, but Kaname blocked it. He threw Second punch... a third punch... all three were blocked. Before he could throw his fourth punch someone else burst threw the door, this time knocking one of its hinges off.

"Lord Kaname, we heard noises and came up to make sure everything was all right!" Ruka said. She was with the other members of Kaname's cult following, Aido and Akatsuki.

"The rest of those heathens were too busy freaking out over a talking Christmas tree to be of service to you Lord Kaname." Hanabusa Aido said. The three brain washed cult followers managed to distract Kaname long enough for Zero to throw a punch, and he did. Zero clocked him right in the nose, knocking him unconscious.

"You dare to hit our Lord and Saviour Kaname Kuran?!" Ruka yelled, "I ought to tear you to shreds!" And with that she pounced on Zero and started punching him in the face. Yuki thought for a moment while her friend was being pulverized, "Zero is a loser and he's annoying, so if I let Ruka kill him it would be a load off my back. But I know she loves Kaname, and I can't have the competition, so I must destroy her!" Yuki picked up her Artemis Rod and whacked Ruka across the face, which enraged Akatsuki.

"You DON'T hit my girl, Yuki!" He said as he blasted Yuki with a ball of fire which burnt her eyebrows off and singed most of her hair. This only made matters worse, as the chaos of the whole thing escalated, and the drapes were now on fire. Smoke filled the room as the four viciously attacked each other.

"I know!" Hanabusa said, "I'll revive Kaname and give him strength using my portable shrine I use to worship him! I'm glad I always keep it with me." Hanabusa quickly assembled the small wooden shrine and chanted some Latin nonsense while he pricked his finger and drew a heart around the picture of Kaname with his blood. Obviously this witchcraft didn't work as Kaname was still unconscious, so Hanabusa tried again.

The walls were now on fire and the smoke was suffocating, Svetlana knew that it would only be a matter of moments till the whole building was ablaze, yet everybody was too busy fighting or being unconscious to notice the fire. Svetlana was quiet through the whole event, watching everybody act like imbeciles, but enough was enough.

"Ugh, too much drama!" Svetlana said as she got up off the bed and walked out the door, leaving the chaotic drama queens behind. She walked down into the living room, where the party had been held. She saw that everybody else was gone, probably got scared away by the talking Christmas tree. Brad was waiting for her by the front door with her coat in his hand.

"Hey, you're not gunna leave me here in the fire, right guys... Guys?" Naruto said, still wrapped up like a Christmas tree. But Svetlana didn't have time to deal with him. She had already been through way too much, Naruto would just have to deal with his own problems rather than forcing others to fix his mistakes. She walked right past him, and out the door with Brad.

"Where's Bologna?" Svetlana asked.

Brad smiled and patted his belly as if to say, "We were making out earlier and I swallowed her whole, she is now safe inside the chamber that's next to my stomach that my race uses to keep their children and/or lovers save from harm."

"Gross, TMI dude." Svetlana said in disgust not only at the information stuffing of his belly pat, but the thought of Bologna getting swallowed whole.

"Well, I guess we're going to your place for the rest of Christmas break. I've always wanted to be going to Hawaii." Svetlana said

And they walked off, away from the Teachers' residence, which was engulfed in flames by now...They sauntered away from the drama, and toward a fun, drama-free Christmas break.

~The End~