As always, I don't own anything to do with the Twilight saga, SM does. I just play with the characters and have them make asses of themselves occasionally.

Victoria decided that Bella was in good hands and told her that she was going to head back to Washington and watch over Charlie. She couldn't stand being away from him this long, even if it wasn't more than a couple days. And even though he won't miss her, she missed him.

"Keep him safe V. I miss him," Bella pouted, hugging Vicky as tight as she could. Victoria nodded before quickly sending warning looks to Peter and Jasper and taking her leave.

Jasper turned to Bella once he knew Vic was out of hearing range and grinned. "So, B. You up for some old memories?"

Bella looked at Jasper confused for a moment, just before catching on. "Hell fuckin' yeah! Let's do this!" she yelled in his face and proceeded to grab his and Peter's hands to drag them with her.

She reached her Mustang that her dad bought her for her trip here and handed her keys to Peter. "I don't know how to get to your place, Peter Piper so you drive. Hurt my baby and I'll find a way to cut you," she threatened before getting into the passenger seat after Jasper climbed into the back. Peter took the driver seat, deciding he could have Jasper pick up his truck later. He wanted to spend some time with Isabella.

Jasper, being the always organized vampire that he is, tapped B on the shoulder to get her attention, and then held up a small glass bowl already packed with the weed he had on him. "Who goes first?" he asked her.
"Age before beauty, Jazzipurr," she grinned, then laughed as he scowled at the name she had given him when they had met. Nodding, he then took a long hit before handing it to her. They went back and forth like this until Bella looked like she was going into a Marijuana induced window licking mode.

It was only a few minutes later they arrived at his house. He drove faster than usual, wanting to get home quickly.

He got out of the car quickly, running around to Isabella's side and helping her out. After Jasper was out as well, the three of them proceeded into the house and toward the living room. It was quiet for a few moments before Jasper broke the silence.

"So, I'm just gonna go…" he left before even finishing his sentence.

Peter, clearing his throat unnecessarily, faced Isabella and looked at her expectantly. She only shrugged in his direction.

"Okay, I'll start I guess. What the fuck were you dating that tool Sergeant Tart Face for? He's like, the fairy above all fairies!" he asked, exasperated. Really, what did anybody see in him?

Isabella bit her lip, contemplating what to tell him. She decided on the truth because Jasper would probably rat her out.

"Well you see… My first day at school in Forks, I saw him and for some reason just automatically went into this like "Derp" mode. Maybe his fairy powers did something to me," she added wryly. Anyways, I started speaking with Emm and Jazzipurr secretly. Rosalie didn't know, and Alice never said anything. They treated me like a little sister. Then, Edward decided to be a white knight and try and save me from a freak accident. Sure, I'm glad he did. I didn't feel like being mush just yet. So after that we started dating and I didn't really care, I just went with it. Then I got really bored with him so Emm, Jasper and I set up a plan to get Eddyboy to leave me. It worked a little too perfectly and he made the whole family leave. So after a couple years of barely any contact from Emm and Jazzipurr," she snickered when a loud growl followed the nickname this time. "Anyways, after hardly any contact from those two nutters, I decided I needed a change and here I am. Now, Peter Piper. What is your story. What the hell is your last name even?"

Peter sat there, taking in her summary of the past few years of her life. He really wanted to murder Fairy boy. Deciding he would confer with Major about that later, he focused back on Isabella.
"Well, my full name that I can actually remember is Peter Parker." He stopped immediately at the face she pulled. What is wrong with my fuckin' name?

...Silence

"Are you fucking kidding me? Oh my god! Your full name is Peter Parker? Are you Spider-man? Is your special Vamp Power shooting web from your wrists? Is it?!"

Jasper cracked up laughing, unable to stop himself. He came back into the room and sat down on the sofa next to Bella. He looked at Peter, who seemed confused, and laughed even harder. Shit, Bella being high has to be the best thing ever!

"Sweetheart, Spider-man isn't real," Jasper told her through quiet chuckles. She looked up at him with big eyes in shock.

"But vampires aren't suppose to be real, yet here you both are. Plus, you guys fucking sparkle. Where is the logic in that J?" she stated bluntly.

Jasper had to agree, she had a point. He wasn't suppose to exist, yet he did. Werewolves and other supernatural creatures existed that aren't suppose to be real. Yet, they all did and lived in secret.

Peter sat quietly. Who the fuck is this Spider person? Jasper seemed to know. Why didn't he? He is suppose to know everything!

"Who the fuck is this 'Spider-man'?" he growled, unhappy he didn't have the knowledge of him, a person who had the same name as him.

Bella and Jasper just looked back at him with blank expressions, blinking. At the same time they blurted out, "What?"

He abruptly stood, knocking the chair he had been seated in backwards. "Who is this 'Spider-man' you two are laughing about? What does he have to do with me?" he yelled, fists clenched tightly at his sides. He didn't really want to scare Isabella but her and Jasper were upsetting him.

Jasper turned to Bella and chuckled. "Pete here doesn't like not knowing things. It seems he doesn't know the awesomeness of Spider-Man. Think we should enlighten him Hells Bells?" He grinned at her. Bella nodded in agreement. Jasper then stood up from this seat to look at Peter. "Hey P, be right back. Watch over B here. She's a little crazy when she's high. Oh, and I'll pick up your truck." And with that, he was gone.

Isabella walked over to Peter and touched his arm to get his attention. He looked down at her, letting a small smile grace his lips.
"Hey McSnarles, you wanna show me around this bachelor pad ya got here?" She grinned and started pulling him in the direction of the kitchen she had seen when the three of them entered the house. "But first, I need me some food. I know your blood sucking self has some here."

She walked to his refrigerator and opened up the freezer. There she saw a few frozen pizzas, vegetables, pretzels, and, "Jackpot!" she yelled while grabbing a box of bagel bites. She then proceeded to his microwave and set about making her food.

Peter just stood watching his strange human mate. His? What the fuck? He shook his head and sat at the bar he had built a few years back and continued to watch Isabella. She was currently dancing some odd dance and singing a song about lighting. What an odd duck, he thought. Just as the microwave dinged, Jasper came in carrying a couple plastic bags.

"Hey B! I got the movies and some comics. Think he'll get it then?" Jasper laughed. Food forgotten, Bella went out to greet Jasper. Peter grabbed her plate of tiny bagels covered in cheese and followed, ready to see who this fuckin' Spider-man was.

A/N: Also, I don't own Spider-man or anything to do with him. I just really like him and had to add that tid bit in. I hope you all enjoy this chapter.

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