As always, I don't own anything to do with the Twilight saga, SM does. I just play with the characters and have them make asses of themselves occasionally.

After seeing three movies and numerous comic books, Peter was not in a good mood. Sure, the dude was cool and all, but he doesn't want to spend the rest of his days being compared to him. He knows Isabella and Jasper would talk about it all the time now, which pissed him off even more. Those two being friends, not fucking good.

Clearing his throat, Peter stood. "Well then, dipshit one and dipshit two. Good films and comics, but I don't want you fuckin' going 'round callin' me Peter Parker. Or Spider-whatthefuckever his name is," he growled toward Jasper. Isabella looked up at him and smiled and nodded.

"Can I at least do it once a month? Like, I have a set amount of times I can call you it? Please Peter? Please?!" she begged. Fuck she looks adorable. Her bottom lip pouting, doe eyes looking up at me. How can I say no to her? Ah fuck.

"Alright darlin', you can call me either of those at the most five times a month. Not each. And no more of that cute poutin' shit!" He walked away, and as he did he could hear a deep rumble of laughter, obviously coming from Jasper. "Fuck you J!" he whispered, knowing he would hear him.

Bella looked over at Jasper once Peter was out of the room. She had definitely missed him. She missed him and Emmett the most of the Cullen's. Seeing him gave her a little sliver of hope that maybe one day she'd see her favorite grizzly brother again, but she wouldn't get her hopes up.

"Jasper?" she asked quietly.

"Yeah sweetheart?"

"Can we go and talk somewhere… private?" She saw his lips move, assuming he was telling Peter what was happening. He walked over to her and held his hand out.

"Of course. Follow me," he pulled her to her feet once she had put her hand in his. He lead her out of the back of the house and toward and open lake that looked to be about twenty yards away. Once they were at the edge of the lake, she took a seat on a boulder that looked like it had been placed there for such a time. Jasper chose the grass next to her feet.

"So… How have you really been Jasper? I mean, you seem fine but where have you been? I know you weren't going to attack me that night. I know that sparkle dick was really going to but… I need answers damnit!"

"Bells… I've been alright. It's hard, getting though the days alone. I know I'm not totally alone now that you're here and Pete is here but I wish I had someone for me. I know one day somebody will come around but…" he trailed off, hanging his head. Jasper hated to seem weak, especially about something that could possibly hurt him in the end.

Bella climbed down from the rock and leaned onto his shoulder. "Jas, it'll get better. One day you'll be out having a fun time and all of a sudden when you least expect it… BAM! There she is or he. Whatever works for you," she laughed at the end. She seriously couldn't imagine Jasper having a male mate. But weirder things have happened. Victoria and my dad. Ugh gross.

"It's okay B. I'll be fine either way. As long as it's somebody I can get along with I'll be happy," he smiled at her and put his arm around her. "Which brings us back to you. What's this all about anyways?" he raised an eyebrow in her direction.

Cheeks slightly pink, she mumbled her answer. "I missed hanging out with just you. And I wanted to talk to you about Emm…" she trailed off sadly.

Running a hand down her arm reassuringly, he laughed. "Oh Belly, he misses you so much. You don't even know. Every day I get a text from him asking how you are, where you are, when he can see you again. Him and Rose actually. She really didn't have anything against you, but that is her story to tell you," he explained.

Nodding, she changed positions and put her head in his lap and looked up at the sky. "I really miss him. I want to see him again but… he left. You left too but you came back. He hasn't even tried to come look for me or contact me," closing her eyes, she lets out a deep breath and wraps her arms around her. "The whole Rosalie thing, that'll take some time. Maybe someday we can be alright but I don't see it happening so soon," she finished and looked up at him. He smiled down at her and chuckled.

"Okay darlin' you can think that. She's goin' to be worse than Ali was. Well, she'll let you choose what you want to wear when you shop at least," Jasper grinned and then let out a full belly laugh at the appalled look on Bella's face.

Standing up, Bella stomped her way back toward Peter's house. "Jasper Whitlock! That is just rude!" she shouted behind her, letting a smile play on her lips.

He laughed again but stayed in his spot. He knew Peter wanted some time with Bella now. He'd let them have it.

Peter watched as Isabella walked back toward the house. She looked happier than earlier, that made him happy also. He had tried not to listen to her conversation with Jasper but obviously his super hearing posed a problem. Even their whispering and the distance they were from him he could still hear snippets of the conversation.

Hearing how lonely Jasper was, it made him think. He could tell something big was going to happen soon for his best friend. What he didn't know was what it was and when. That frustrated him to no end.

Isabella had finally made her way inside and called out for him. Quickly, he made his presence known.

"Boo!" he whispered in her ear as he snuck up behind her.

"Ahhh!" she screeched, running away from him. After she caught her breath and looked at him, seeing him doubled over in laughter she got mad. "¡A la gran puta! You are Spider-man! Don't fucking sneak up on me with those ninja skills again Peter Parker!" She wasn't really mad at him, but she did want to make him feel bad. She was still human, what if she had a stroke or something?

Peter had the decency to look ashamed. He mumbled out a "Sorry," loud enough for her to hear before sitting on the sofa across from where she had ended up. "Just thought it'd be funny Isabella," he looked up at her, smiling shyly.

"Yeah, well… not cool." She huffed and sat down beside him. "So, what are we going to do about Jasper? I know you heard us out there. Well, some of it probably," she looked over at him.

"I dunno Isabella," she huffed at hearing him call her that constantly. He ignored it. "I know someone's gonna come along soon, I got a feelin' like it is. I wish I knew when and what but I don't," he growled out the last part.

"Whatever Peter. You'll live. When it happens, it happens. I just hate seeing him so sad," she whispered. Maybe she could have Peter think of something that could cheer him up. Maybe seeing Emmett and Rosalie, since they are his only family really.

"Peter…" Isabella looked up at him, smiling widely. Quite frankly, the look scared him. She had a grin so wide she looked like a nutter.

"Yes Isabella?" he asked warily.

"Can you do me a favor?"

"Is it killing needle dick? I'll do that," he got excited.

"No." Peter pouted at this.

"Well what is it then?"

"Can you call Emmett and Rosalie and see if they will come visit Jasper? I think that will help him out," she asked, hopeful.

Thinking it over quickly, Peter decided it wasn't a bad idea. Jasper needed someone to be with while Peter tried to get closer with Isabella. Plus, he knew that he missed his family.

"Yes Isabella, I'll make the call a little later, darlin'."

"Thank you McSnarls!" she hugged him quickly before running back outside toward Jasper, leaving Peter to his thoughts once more.

Fuck my life.

A/N: Sorry this took forever. My computer as I said crashed and also I have been working all the time. I've barely had time to myself. So, I know this may be rushed or even short but here it is. If you guys have any ideas- send them my way! I'd love to maybe include them. Also, for Jasper's mate I've had a few suggestions. Keep sending those too!