*LAST TIME
"Omg so bae #swagyolo"
It was...
*2016
It was Tina, lol obviously.
"Omg she so bae" said cialthetinaluver, creepily touching the screen where the Biggs family were inside.
"Thank you." said Joffrie, who had magically appeared at the window in ICT lesson, her wings flapping.
"Lol not you m8" said phoebsterwhales.
"Get rekt mgjestic eagle" said cialthetineluver.
*Swag Time (aka breaktime)
"Hi" said Josh in his SpongeBob puberty voice, when he approached us at our Cool Crib, were Joffrie drinks alcohol and phoebesterwhales and cialthetinaluver make murder plans.
"Go away black+bluebeast1" said phoebes.
"But we have a questionnaire for the GoldenBeast1" said cial, "Is your girlfriend more than 5 years old?"
"Yes...?" joshGoldenBeast2 said suspiciously. A/N: he lying, he is a pedo like Stampy
"Is your girlfriend Porter?" said cial.
"No." said beast3.
"Aw c'mon Josh. We all know Porter is quite the looker." said Baetheluveroftinas.
"NO." said white+goldbeast1, while he 'stomped' off.
A/N: I'll leave it up to your interpretation of how GB1 stomped off and Mini Porter's good looks.