The Rinnegan Assassin
Human speaking: "Suprise!"
Human thinking: Holy cow udders
Bijuu/summons speaking: SILENCE HAIRLESS MONKEY
Jutsu: Kage bunshin no jutsu
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto
Naruto woke up in a place he knew all too well, the hospital. As he looked around, he spotted the Sandaime Hokage, Sarutobi Hiruzen, who he affectionately called, ji-ji. " Why do they hate me, ji-ji?" Naruto questioned,with tears in his eyes,as the memories of the night before came flooding back. Sarutobi responded,"I don't know, Naruto-kun, i don't know."
As Naruto was leaving, Sarutobi stopped him saying,"Wait Naruto-kun, your monthly allowance has came in." Sarutobi handed Naruto an envelope. " Thanks, ji-ji!" exclaimed Naruto. Taking his allowance, Naruto said, "It's ramen time!" Naruto ran down to the Ichiraku ramen shop shouting, "RAMEN!" To the top of his lungs, all the while ignoring the hate filled glares of the villagers.
When Naruto got there he was greeted with the sight of two of his favorite peopl, Ayame and Teuchi. "Hey Ayame-nee-chan, can i get five bowls of miso ramen?!" Asked Naruto, excitedly. "Of course, Naruto-kun!" Said Ayame, "Tou-san, five bowls of miso ramen!" Teuchi said, "o.k. Five bowls coming up." " Hey Naruto-kun, how 'bout we ask hokage-sama if you can come with us to Suna to get the new spices for the ramen?" asked Teuchi jovially. "REALLY TEUCHI-JI-JI?!" Exclaimed Naruto rather loudly. "Yes just go home,and i'll tell you tomorrow if he says yes." Said Teuchi, trying to get Naruto to calm down.
Naruto quickly left to go home, all the while too caught up in his happiness to pay any mind to the hateful and disgusted glares of the villagers.
When the sunlight awoke him from his slumber, Naruto jumped from his bed and got dressed in a white t shirt with the Uzumaki clan swirl on the back in red and some tan cargo shorts. After quickly brushing his teeth, Naruto waited impatiently for 2 hours to hear a knock on the door. When he did, he quickly ran to the front door. As he opened the door, Naruto couldn't help but smile that fox-like smile of his. Naruto nearly burst with joy as he saw Ayame and Teuchi standing there smiling.
"Good news! The Hokage said you could go!" exclaimed Ayame happily. "YOSH!" shouted Naruto at the top of his lungs.
Naruto smiled widely as him and the Ichiraku family walked through the gates of Konohagakure no Sato. "Hey Ayame-nee-chan, how far is Suna from here?" Asked Naruto curiously. Ayame answered, "I don't know Naruto-kun, I've never been there." "What about you Teuchi-ji-ji?" questioned Naruto. "Of cour-aggh!" Teuchi was interrupted by a blade being shoved into his chest. Before Ayame could even scream, her neck was slit by a knife. Naruto screamed, " Ayame-nee-chan! Teuchi-ji-ji!" The two men quickly looked his way "Hey kid nothing personal we just need the money" Still in shock, Naruto barely registered what the man said. When they started walking towards him, Naruto snapped out of his shock, but quickly closed his eyes. He snapped them open however when his hands shot up and a voice in his head shouted SHINRA TENSAI.
Naruto quickly shouted out the words "Shinrai Tensai." As soon as he said that, an invisible force shot from his body destroying everything within a mile radius.
The last thing Naruto saw was all the destruction he caused and the bodies of two of his precious people. After registering what he saw, Naruto blacked out.
AN: And… done. I know what you're thinking " AnimeKing how come you posted two chapters in one day!?" Well the truth is i had been finished the first chapter and already started the second one. Again no flame, lots of reviews, and tons of constructive criticism!