Sorry for the wait everyone so with any thing else to say hears chapter 9
Harem: Mashiro x Naruko x (fem) Ichigo (girlfriend) x Retsu Unohana x (fem) Kyuubi (fiance) x Soi-Fon x Rangiku x Kukaku (fiance) x Sode no Shirayuki x Yoruichi x Nelliel no other girls
Not showing the so called fight between Ganju and Yumichika
Chapter 9
Ganju having just finished his fight with a freak from squad eleven by the name of Yumichika Ayasegawa, he thought he could get a least a little breather but it seemed fate did agree with him which is why we now find Ganju Shiba running for his life from a mob of shinigami.
"What the hell! No matter where we go, and I'm the one that always ends up getting chased!" Ganju exclaims as he runs away from members of the 11th squad.
"Hey get back here you sideburn punk! You're going to get a beating! For being so ugly!" The three members that where at the front of the mob of pursuers.
"Who are you calling ugly? The soul reaper with the funky eyelashes is a real looker, but that's not my fault and you guys are no fashion models yourselves."
"You're going to pay for that crack you ugly punk! We're going to use your head as a doorknocker! A really ugly doorknocker!" The soul reapers proclaimed.
Suddenly, Ichigo showed up and seemed to be headed in the same direction that he was. "Ichigo you're just in time, I could really use so backup."
Upon seeing Ganju, Ichigo called out to him while waving her arm in the air like an idiot. "Hey Ganju?!" Ichigo exclaimed as she ran towards him, as another mob of shinigami appeared to be chasing after her too.
"You got a mob chasing you too? Fight them there Ichigo, I've got enough problems as it is and quit waving at me you idiot you are only making them madder!" Ganju exclaimed, before he and Ichigo passed each other, while knocking a few of the reapers back in the process.
"Ganju duck!" Ichigo shouts as she swings Zangetsu around, taking out some of the soul reapers.
With a lost Kenpachi
*Groan* "I've been running forever Yachiru, where the hell are you exactly leading me?" Kenpachi asked as a little girl with pink hair made herself known from the man's back.
"Don't worry Ken-chan this is the way... I think." The pink haired girl known as Yachiru said which only aggravated Kenpachi.
"Did you just say you think?!" Kenpachi asked as he continued to run the wrong.
"Don't be so grouchy, turn right up here." Yachiru said to him while pointing.
"You better be right this time Yachiru." An annoyed Kenpachi say's, oh yeah he was mad all the running around that he's been doing and not once have they even run into a single ryoka.
"Ken-chan all you do is complain, if you don't like my directions than you can forget, you can go where ever you want." The little lieutenant said.
"Fine I'll turn right!" Zaraki said as he continued to run. Never realizing that he was going the wrong way.
Back with Ichigo and Ganju
"You damn crazy bitch, what the hell are doing swinging that oversized blade so close to my head, you could of killed me!" Ganju exclaims as tears flowed from his eyes at the thought of all most being killed.
"Shut the hell up you idiot, I told you to duck didn't I!" Ichigo exclaims back. "Some fucking warning that was, you were suppose to say that before you swing your blade not while your swinging it." Ganju shouted.
"Well if your reflexes weren't as slow as a banana slug, then it wouldn't be a problem now would it." Ichigo said. They continued to argue not even care about the shinigami, while they were busy arguing a young looking shinigami stumbled through the crowd of squad 11 members.
"Ow that didn't go exactly as I planned." The by said.
"Huh what's with this one, he seems like a klutz?" Ichigo said to Ganju who just looked at the boy before a smirk appeared on his face.
"Hey Ichigo I think I know how we can get out of here." Ganju told her as a smirk appeared on her face as well.
"Now that's funny because I was thinking the same thing." Ichigo said as the boy sat up and looked at the two with a meek look on his face.
"So you guys are trying to find a way out of here, but why would you wanna get away from here?" The boy asked. "Unless of course you two are the ryoka that everyone is so worried about." The boy said as he finally put two and two together.
Before he knew it both Ichigo and Ganju had grabbed him while Ichigo held her Zangetsu at his neck. Now back off and let us leave, or else your little buddy here will be missing some pieces. Ganju and Ichigo said as the boy started to cry.
"AHHH! But I faint at the site of my own blood!" The boy exclaimed with tears flowing from his eyes.
*Blank and confused stares*
"Okay that's not the reaction that I was hoping for." Ganju said with a shocked look on his face. "Hey maybe those idiot didn't understand, try it again Ganju." Ichigo said.
"Now listen here you riffraff, move aside and let us through." Ganju said as Ichigo picked up. "Or else my blade is going to take the life of your little friend here." Ichigo said as a droplet of sweet ran down the back of his head.
"Hey at least act like your scared of us or something." Ichigo said to the boy in a way that said she wasn't going to hurt him.
"Um… yes please I think they mean it." The boy said nervously knowing that this was likely not going to work.
"Very strange." "What the hell are you idiots doing." Two squad 11 members said, which confused the hell out of both Ichigo and Ganju.
"What the hell does it look like, we took a hostage." Ichigo said not really understanding why they didn't seem to care at all for the boy.
"I see and does he even look like one of use to you." A reaper asked causing both Ichigo and Ganju to look at the boy.
"Hey who are you?" Ichigo asked the boy.
"While we are all on the same side, I however am a member of squad four, while all of them are from squad eleven." The boy said, which just further confused Ichigo.
"What the hell's the difference a squad's a squad right." Ichigo asked.
"Kah... I guess loser really are from the outside, I shouldn't even bother explaining any of it to you, but that would just be to much of an insult to allow you guy to lump us together with that loser, so listen up girly." One of the reapers said.
"There are thirteen guard squads here in the Seireitei in order to protect it, we of squad eleven are led by the strongest captain among those thirteen squads, as suck that make us the strongest unit and the first one to be n battle. The reaper explained causing his brethren to shout.
"You know I've just notice that these guys all have some weird hair except for you... what squad are you from again." Ganju asked as it finally dawned on him.
"I'm from squad four." The boy said with pride.
"Is that a good one?" Ichigo asked the boy.
"Of course squad four is a great squad to be in." the boy said causing the member of squad eleven to grunt in disgust.
"Don't make me laugh you spineless wimp." One of the squad eleven goon members said getting Ichigo, Ganju and the boy attention.
Those fools are just a service squad that only provides first aid for minor injuries, all those losers that can't wield a sword are assigned there. One of the goon explained.
Yeah that's right the rest of us can't stand those bastards. So don't you dare confuse us with them, because when it comes to squad four... WE HATE THEM!
SO GO AHEAD AND KILL THE LITTLE SHIT, IT'S NO SKIN OFF ARE BONES.
Squad 4
"Hehehe… so your going to refuse to cooperate huh, well we'll see just how long that lasts Ikkaku Madarame." Mayuri Kurotsuchi said as he blew a hole in the wall.
"Squad 12 captain." I young nurse called out as she came towards the door to Ikkaku's hospital room.
"I'm sorry but I must protest to what you are doing, as interrogation of patients is strictly forbid-." The nurse was however cut off when Mayuri used the force of his spirit pressure to break the wall she was standing by.
"Mind your own business you stupid wench!" Mayuri exclaims in anger. "Master Mayuri." Nemu called out trying to warn him about where they currently where.
"You shut your mouth to Nemu, or maybe you would like to be pulled to pieces again." Mayuri said causing Nemu's melancholy expression to darken into greater sadness.
"No sir… please forgive me master." Nemu said submitting to her creator.
While Ikkaku watched in silent, he felt pity for the young girl, who was bound to Mayuri.
"It's not that I won't talk." Ikkaku said catching Mayuri's attention. "It's just that I don't know anything, I don't know who the Ryoka are or what they're planning to do."
"So what you're telling me is that even though you managed to fight against these mysterious invaders, you were defeated in battle and just retreaded like a dog without learning a single shred of information? Mayuri asked in disbelief.
"I'm afraid so captain Kurotsuchi." Ikkaku said nonchalance about the whole thing which seemed to be getting to Mayuri.
"It may seem strange to you but sometimes battle is like that… I've not seen this enemy's face or heard his voice, so I'm afraid that I have no information for you." Ikkaku said as Mayuri seemed to be losing his patience.
"You lie!" Mayuri proclaimed as his spiritual energy start to rise. This however didn't seem to bother Ikkaku in the slightest.
If anything at all, Ikkaku would jump at the chance to kill squad twelve's captain. "Now you shall receive punishment for your failures!"Mayuri proclaims as he raised his hand to strike Ikkaku only for Kenpachi to stop him.
Well, well now ain't this interesting, since when are you entitled to discipline members of other squads that are not your own Mayuri Kurotsuchi. Zaraki asked as Mayuri struggled to break the 11th captain's grip.
"Damn you Zaraki!" Mayuri sneered at him before breaking free from his grip and turning to walk out the room while nursing his wrist.
"Well now since his captain is here, there is no reason for this interrogation, good luck getting anything out of him Zaraki." The shady captain said.
"Come on you useless doll don't just stand there, let's go." Mayuri shouted as he left the room with Nemu following after him.
"Fufufu... causing trouble in my barrack again Mayuri." Came the sweat yet sinister voice of Unohana making Mayuri and Nemu stop in their tracks.
"I've come to inform you that, I don't above of interrogation and or anything harmful to happen to anyone under squad 4 care." Yachiru Retsu Unohana said as beats of sweat started running down Mayuri's face and the back of his neck.
Slowly Mayuri turned towards the captain of squad 4 and the look on her face would haunt him for the next one hundred years.
"Do I make myself clear Captain Mayuri Kurotsuchi?"
Unknown to anyone in the room there was a clone of Naruto over looking every thing that had just happened. "Kukuku... just wait Mayuri Kurotsuchi once all this is over the boss is going to kill you just like that fool Aizen." The clone thought with and an evil grin before leaving via shunpo. (A/N I have nothing against Captain Kurotsuchi personally, I just don't like how he treats Nemu)
(Lieutenant Meeting)
"Thank you all for coming, here is the latest situation report." The third seat of the fourth division Yasochika Iemura said to the lieutenants of the Gotei 13.
"Ikkaku Madarame and Yumichika Ayasegawa both eleventh division member's have been pulled from the front lines effective immediately and squad nine's lieutenant Shuhei Hisagi, it is reported that the first have sustained seriously injuries while Shuhei is recovering from a very bad beating. As well the following third seat's of squad's six, seven, and eight. Kiba Inuzuka, Hinata Hyuga, and Shino Aburame have been take of the front lines due to being put in a coma from what looks like an explosion of some sort's
"What? That's impossible." The lieutenant of the third division Izuru Kira said.
"But how is that even possible?" Momo Hinamori, the lieutenant of the fifth division asked.
"So far two of the Ryoka have been identified, and those very two have been known to have taken a member of the fourth division hostage." Iemura said getting everyone's attention.
"Intelligence indicates that the group is heading this way, however since a short time ago we have been unable to sense their spiritual pressure, so their whereabouts are unknown." Iemura informed the lieutenants. This information didn't sit well with Renji as he remembered Ichigo and Naruto's overwhelming spiritual pressure back when he was sent to get Rukia.
"Obviously our intelligence leaves something to be desired." Rangiku Matsumoto the lieutenant of the tenth division said.
"You know now that I think about it, it has been a while since our fourth seat has reported back in." The seventh division lieutenant Tetsuzaemon Iba said to the others.
"We better sent someone to check on the west twenty region, who knows he may have been defeated too." Tetsuzaemon said although he didn't seem all that concerned.
"Are you serious? Isn't the fourth seat of your division Jirōbō the wind scythe?" Rangiku asked.
"That's right." Tetsuzaemon said
"First Jidanbou and now his brother, can they have both been defeat?" Rangiku asked.
"Just what the hell is going on here?" Izuru asked.
As they continued to converse amongst each other, no one other than Momo noticed that Renji has left, most likely in pursued of the Ryoka.
'Renji.' Momo thought in concern for her friend.
A couple of hours later with Naruto
"Pathetic fat slob." Naruto said striking down the lieutenant of squad two while cutting off his arm in the process.
"So you took down the fat ass." A voice said from behind him as a blade was press to his neck, which caused a smirk to appear on his face. "I should be thanking you, as I have no clue how that fat ass became my lieutenant in the first place." The stern voice said not letting up on the grip.
"It's money my little bee, that's how he became a lieutenant." Naruto said using a nickname that Yoruichi said she gave to the very girl that was holding a blade to his neck.
"What did you call me." The girl growled.
"Ah... what's wrong little bee don't you like the name." Naruto said making the woman even madder then before, a small smile appeared before flashing out of the woman's grip and right behind her with both of his Zanpakuto's press up against her neck with his lips right neck to her ear.
"Now, now my little bee don't get mad." Naruto whispered into her ear. "I only came to deliver you a message but your fat slob of a lieutenant decided to be all high and mighty that I just had to cut him down and the only way for that to work was to take his right arm away from him." Naruto said.
"The kitty will return hoping for a bee to forgive." Naruto said before vanishing.
"Yoruichi." The girl hissed knowing what the message meant.
Back with Kasumi and Naruko
Meanwhile as Naruto was causing chaos through out the Seireitei Kasumi was busy doing what her mate told her to do which was to teach her the kitsune arts.
'BOOM'
"Not bad Blondie." Kasumi said with a small grin as the smoke cleared to show Naruko standing there with her clothing torn in certain areas which showed off the red lace thong that she was wearing as well the fact that she wasn't even wearing a bra so if you looked closely you could see a bit of her right breast as well as the pinkness of her nipple.
"We're done for now, go and get cleaned up and then get something to eat, we'll start back up in two hours." Kasumi said turning around to walk away only lean her head to the side to miss the beam of energy that was going to hit her, turning back she noticed that Naruko was heavily panting while smoke was coming from her right index finger.
"I'm 'panting' not done 'panting' yet." Naruko said panting heavily as she pointed at Kasumi with a smoking finger before she fell onto the floor passing out for the lack of energy need to stay awake. At this time a voice in Kasumi's head decided to make it's self known.
"You have to hand it her Kasumi she show's promise, just like your mate." A feral sounding voice said from inside her head.
"It's not promise Kaa-san it's pure stubbornness just like Kushina-chan, and Lady Mito." Kasumi said to the voice of her mother that was echoing inside her head. "Beside if it wasn't for the fact that Naru-kun told me she was his little sister I would thought she was Kushina or Mito with blonde hair instead of red." Kasumi thought.
"Be that as it may she still shows promise, don't you think my dearest daughter." The voice said again only this time instead of just hearing the voice through the blackness of her mindscape, you could actually see what was talking to her. If you weren't from the elemental nations or if you didn't know what Kasumi was then you would probably freak at seeing a forty foot tall blood red fox with nine tails flowing behind her and bloodthirsty grin on her muzzle this was Kasumi's mother and Zanpakuto spirit Yasaka the head of the kitsune clan. (will be explained later)
"Even if she show promise mother it would take her at least a hundred years just to learn all of kitsune art." Kasumi said look a passed out Naruko on the floor.
"Now Kasumi-chan if she truly is an Uzumaki than learning the kitsune art should be as easy as learn the sealing arts seeing as it's in her blood. Yasaka said getting a raised eyebrow from her daughter.
"What you mean by 'it's in her blood' Kaa-san. Kasumi asked her mother while still looking at Naruko.
"Sorry sweetheart but that's for you to figure out." Yasaka said before she cut of the connection.
"For the love Kami-sama." Kasumi shouted as she walked over to Naruko and swung her over her shoulder like a bag of potato's. "What the does Kaa-san mean by it's in her blood, she can't be a kitsune I know that for a fact seeing as she does smell like one, but she does smell like Shina-chan and that blasted Namikaze." Kasumi thought to herself as she walked out of the training room and down the hall to one of spare rooms.
Chapter end
Well there's chapter nine sorry it took so long I had the whole chapter type I just need to find a way to end it the way I did. I know some of you may have wanted a fight between Soi-Fon and Naruto but that want happen until after they rescue Rukia. As I said I don't hate Mayuri, I just can't stand of he treats Nemu I know she a robot and all but still that doesn't give him the right to treat her that way. As for the 'its in her blood' it seems that the Uzumaki clan has a little secret.
You will be getting a double update this week, so chapter 10 will be posted on sunday