Chapter Two-Pants for Sell? Part One
(Leon is stressed after prying Krauser off his leg and seperating the arguing Sora and Riku when they started to fist fight.)
Aku: "I know what will lift your spirits!"
Leon: "What?"
Aku: "BABY EATER LAND!"
Everyone: "NO, YOU FREAK!"
Aku: "Fine...sissies. We'll go to..."
Saddler: "WALLYWORLD!"
Luis: " WalMart(c) don't you mean?"
Saddler: "I kill you with unbearable 'Yo-Momma' jokes! :("
Luis: "Insult my mama and I'll CARVE YOU UP LIKE A FRCKING THANKSGIVING TURKEY twitch twitch"
Sora: "I'll race all of you to WalMart and own you all!" dashes out Leon's house
Riku: "Freak."
Ramon: "Don't insult Aku."
Aku: "Old grandma."
Ramon: "YOU'RE ALL DEAD YOU !#$&!#$&!"
Everyone: "Holy Shit! Ahhh!"
(Everyone runs off to WalMart and tries not to fall behind or they'll be eaten by a very mad Ramon. They get to WalMart and bet Sora to it, who is eaten by Ramon for no apparent reason. Riku is all sad and suicidal while the rest are like 'der der deeer'. When Ramon calms down, he skips like a wittle bunny-wunny towards them, making Aku puke to the gay cuteness.)
Krauser: shouting at a random passerby "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU LOOKING AT! KEEP MOVING YOU PERVERT!"
Aku: "Where is your pants?"
Leon: "Yeah, where are they?"
Krauser: "Some mouse thing said that he was gonna take it and then he left..."
: "YOU COPYCAT!"
Luis: "Ay yi yi! The REAL Jack Sparrow!" gets tackled by the real Jack Sparrow
Sparrow: beating the sh-t out of Luis "YOU STOLE MY RUM! MY PRECIOUS RUM! GIVE IT BACK! hic"
Mickey Mouse: "Muwahahahahahaha! Krauser will never get his pants back for I will hide it in WalMart! Hahahaha cough"
Riku: "MICKEY! sob SORA DIED!"
Mickey: "STFU!"
Krauser: "After the bastard!"
(Everyone including the drunken Jack Sparrow runs after Mickey into to WalMart to get Krauser's pants back for noone wants to see his boxers with Leon's face on them except Leon fan-girls but that is another thing there...)
End of Part Two