Chapter Three: WalMart Battle of Death, Doom,and...Male Strippers? (Part Two)
(Leon thought about how much Yuuchoru is going pay for sending crazy people with him when he could be getting a girlfriend, becoming a multi-millionare and blowing up the moon within the time she had distracted him with. He lost Krauser, Saddler, and Ramon in Walmart while Luis, Aku, Jack Sparrow,and Ada decided to bother passerbys by screaming, "The (note:beware catholics!) Anti-Jesus is coming for us all!" until a man that looked like Aku except taller and more masculine shouted at her to stop acting Satanist in public. Aku had hugged him screaming, "Sexy Stripper for a Twin!" while he looked like he wanted to disappear. Riku threw himself infront of a car and miracously survived but in three pathetic pieces lay idly on the road, swearing to the sky about something Leon didn't understand. He then noticed that Aku's Twin had Claire Redfield and Alexia Ashford by his side.)
Claire: "Leon! Where have you been you asshole! I called you three days ago to ask you out on a date so I picked up some hot guys along the way to your house so you would get jealous and explode but I decided to not to. I then picked up this guy (who has a nice ass) so I could start getting interested in other smarter and hotter guys then you!"
Leon: (Smoke rising from his ears) "Wha-?"
Alexia: "Claire, don't try to explain it to him. He's just a douche-bag."
Claire: "You're right. Come Nayami! We must make Leon jealous!"
Nayami: "Please! I don't even KNOW you!"
Aku: "Haha! How much did she pay you do pretend to be her boyfriend?"
Nayami: "Does stalking me and then taking me hostage count?"
Alexia and Claire: "Hush! We'll get arrested if you say that out loud!" (Kicks in the shins)
Nayami: "HELP OH DEAR LORD! HELP! RAPE! BONDAGE! TORTURE BEYOND MANKIND'S ABILITY!" (gets 'Mr. Happy' kicked by Alexia and Claire)
Leon: "Alexia, why are you in with Claire's 'Lets-get-Leon-jealous-by-pretending-to-date-some-gothboy' scheme?"
Alexia: "When Claire finally gets rid of him, then I'll go for him since he is cute."
Sparrow: "You know Aku, your brother attracts alot of women, mate."
Aku: "I know. Its in the family to be attractive."
: (in a high gay and girly voice) "HOW DARE YOU DEFY I, ALFRED ASHFORD, HIS PROPER CHANGE! FEAR MY POORLY AIMED RIFLE VENGENCE!"
(Alfred shouts and ACTUALLYS kills the clerk that didn't give him the penny that was his change.)
Luis: "Yuuchoru! You know that he can't aim for shit!"
Yuuchoru: (as a big booming voice) "Luis, I'm your father! (immitates Darth Vader (c)) Anyways, I don't care! You don't even know who he is!"
Luis: "So? Its a known fact throughout existence that he can't aim!"
Yuuchoru: "Thats it! I will punish thou! Hm...LET THE RANDOM YAOI (manxman) ACTION BEGIN!" (disappears)
Aku, Ada, Saddler, Krauser, Ramon, Alfred, Alexia, and Claire: "OH F-CK YEAH! I 3 YOU YUUCHORU!"
Nayami, Leon, Jack Sparrow, and Luis: "GOD NO!"
Ak, Ad, Sa, Kr, Ra, Al, Ale, and Cl: "Sissies!"
Mickey Mouse: "Krauser! You asshole!" (falls over and dies)
Krauser: (does little victory dance) "Haha! I gots me pants and I kicked his buttox in an epic sissy-fight battle! w00t"
Everyone but Krauser: "What SF-battle?"
Krauser: "Never mind that, but why is Leon and Luis making out as the dude that looks like Aku and Jack Sparrow are frenching each other?"
Ak, Ad, Sa, Ra, Al, Ale, and Cl: "MUST RECORD FOR FUTURE REFERENCE TO SHOW OUR CHILDREN!"
(After the random Yaoi moment was over, all of the guys screamed the lungs out and fainted. After all of the people who were for the Yaoi done recording it for future reference, they decided to go back to Leon's house to party while the unconcious guys were just laid in random postions so that when the wake up, they would freak out.)
Yuuchoru: (still the big booming voice) "Muwahaha! Hope you all enjoyed it! Note: If you don't like yaoi, then don't take your yaoi-hater rage out on me and just pretend that it didn't exist. Thank you and give suggestions! FEAR THE SATAN CLAUS!"
End of Part Two and Chapter Three