Woo-hoo! The fourth chapter of this story! w00t! I feel happy that I gots de fans out there! Thank you! Well enough of me blathering on. Here is the fourth chapter of the story where they party at Leon's house and go to Florida to torment old people (bonus!) two more tag alone for the fun of it all!

Chapter Four-The Dance Party/The Torment of a 89 year olds

(Most of Leon's neighbors are ready to kill him since loud DDR music is blasting at an annoying rate. The four dudes that were unconcious except Jack Sparrow who is getting as drunken as everyone else.)

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: "You don't need to do that!"

: "But its fun!"

Aku: "(heart) Is that you?"

(Aku opens the door to see Norrec and Ayaa. Norrec is her loving boyfriend and Ayaa is her hyper best friend. Aku screeches with happiness as she glomps them both.)

Norrec: "Aku! Where have you been?"

Aku: "Here! Why? (hugs Norrec super strongly)"

Ayaa: "I wanted to see you!...JACK! (glomps Sparrow)"

Jack: "Holy Grandmas in Stripper Suits!"

Aku: "Stop making fun of Nayami!"

Claire: "What? Nayami is a male stripper?"

Alexia: "(Beaver) Dam, no wonder he is so cute...(hic)"

Aku: "Since you are drunk as hell, yeah. He is quite popular with the ladies but he is damn expensive..."

Alfred: "Alexia! I gots to go pee-pee with Pee-Wee!"

Norrec: "Why didn't you invite me over when you had alcohol here!"

Aku: "But you'll get drunk and you'll advance and me and then Leon won't be able to get into his bedroom..."

Norrec: "Who says we would have it in THERE?"

Aku: (blushes a deep red) "Norrec...you silly-willy!(hugs him)"

Leon, Nayami, and Luis: "OMFG!"

Ayaa: "(while still holding Jack Sparrow down) Hahahahaha! Leon is touching your twin in places that are bad!"

(The three desperate dudes scuffle off of each other while they notice the party going around them. Leon then noticed that they were all in hot and sexy male stripper outfits that the Yaoi fans of the group bought and had Riku's decapitated BUT still alive head dress them and place them touching each other in places that you'll just have to imagine off because I'm not tell ya :p. Krauser, Saddler and Ramon had giggled out of Leon's room with his Strawberry Shortcake boxers and polka dotted boxer-briefs. Luis and Nayami snickered at him as he was ready to maul them with Alfred's rocket launcher that God knows why! he had stole off of the passed out Merchant.)

Ramon: (singing drunkenly) "TeLeTuBiEs! TeLeTuBiEs! SaY hElLo!"

Luis: (looking over at the chatting Ayaa, Aku and Norrec) "Aku has a boyfriend?"

Nayami: "Der Der DEeer. She would have one by her age!"

Ada: (shouting with a megaphone) "Okays crazy people. We are going to Florida to tor---have fun in the sun and NOT torture my grandparents, Wesker's grandparents or anything like that! Lets go or I'll...;AKJFIAJ VNA NVAKJFAIJEIEJLKAJFK (censorship for Ada's threatening comment there...)

Everyone: "Yes ma'am. (gulps and stares with wide eyes)"

Ada: giggles "Good!"

(They all board unto three helicoptors all unchanged and still drunk and/or scared of Ada. One minute later, they are at Florida by a senoir citizens center which was on a beach.)

Luis: "I thought we weren't going to torture the old pokes?"

Ayaa: "She really didn't lie to us since we ARE on the beach...and by a senior citizen center."

Aku: "Muwahahahahaha!"

Nayami: "What?"

Saddler: "Nayami, do you want to 'entertain' a twenty-five year old along with Leon and Luis helping you?"

Nayami, Leon, and Luis: "What!"

Claire: "Homg."

(A group of young and beautiful women are eyeballing Nayami, Leon and Luis and showing them their money. Luis and Leon saw that they were willing to pay them 600 dollars to entertain them while Nayami was hiding behind Claire. She then pushed all three men off towards them as she got her own money as well.)

Krauser: "Dammit Claire and random hot chicks! YOU AAALLLLWWWAYYYS GET THE HOT AND YOUNG VIRGIN ONES! OH, KRAUSER CAN'T HAVE THAT NOW, CAN HE! (twitch, twitch)"

Alfred: (laughing his high pitch girly-gayish laugh) "What ever you do, don't drink the water, for I, Alfred Ashford, have a dirty little secret."

Aku and Ayaa: "Like how Leon is gonna get A.I.D.S?"

Ramon: "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYUNDZ! NOW I KNOW MY ABC'S NEXT TIME WON'T YOU S MY !"

Old People of Florida: "ROAR! COMES BACKS HERE YOU LITTLE HUMPSKIN!"

Albert Wesker: "MOMMY-WOMMY! DADDY-WADDY! COME BACK! I POOPSED ME DIAPY!(notices group)...oh FCK!"

That was getting lenghty...anyhoos. Today, September 28th, is my birthday! w00t! Well, review well and await the contination of what will Wesker do to cover up his 'diapy' while the Male Stripper Three come back with news...Mufufufufufu!