A God and ship names

[ everyone has joined the chat ]

Sam: *shapeshifts into a cat* hey guys!

Percy: WHERE THE HELL DID THIS CAT COME FROM?! MUST KILL! *slowly raises riptide*

Sam: PERCY STAPH ITS ME!

Percy: oh... Uh ok.

Tyson: GREETINGS FRIENDS!

Frank: hi

Leo: hey guys wuu2

Jason: wuu2?

Hazel: it means what u up 2?

Jason: well, considering we're all in da same room that's a pretty useless question.

Leo: still.

Sam: *sits on Jason's lap as a cat* I CLAIM THIS HUMAN MINE!

Percy: O.O

Tyson: what?

Sam: rofl jk!

Jason: rofl? Jk?

Sam: it means rolling on the floor laughing and just kidding

Tyson: ok.

Hazel: Percy, if the cat wasn't Sam then would you have actually stabbed it? O.O

Percy: ... She could have been one of catwoman's spies!

Frank: really?

Percy: what? Catwoman freaks me out! D:

Sam: *gets off Jason's lap and turns back to sam* man up Percy!

Percy: ...

Frank: ok... Awkward silence.

Hazel: don't you mean HAWKward?

Frank: *death glares*

Tyson: Sam I 4got whom you haven't met!

[ Tyson has invited Hercules to the chat ]

Tyson: FRIEND!

Hercules: what do u want Tyson?

Percy: TYSON?!

Tyson: yes

Percy: WHY DA HELL DID YOU LET HERCULES ON?!

Tyson: *whimper* he visited me once and we became friends.

Leo: HOW DID HE EVEN GET A FRIKIN LAPTOP?!

Hercules: um, duh I'm a sorcerer.

Tyson: anyway, Hercules meet Samantha!

Sam: HARCULAS!

Hercules: SERMENTHA!

Hazel: u 2 know each other?

Hercules: yeah Samantha used to hang out with me. It was fun.

Sam: yah we stay up all night!

Leo: I feel a ship coming on.

Percy: {wriggles eyebrows}

Hercules: ?

Sam: ?

Tyson: ?

Jason: ?

[ Percy has invited Tyson and Jason to a private chat ]

Sam: HAWKward

Frank: shuttup.

Jason: ooooh I get it.

Hercules: ?

Tyson: brother just told us what a ship is and we have an idea.

Sam: do I wanna know?

[ Tyson has invited Hazel and Frank to a private chat ]

Sam: grrrr they're annoying!

Frank: heheheeh

Sam: TELL ME WAT U KNOW!

Frank: NEVA MOTHER [ BLEEEP] ERS!

Hercules: I hate u

Frank: MUAHAHAHA!

Hazel: don't cuss Frank

Frank: B)

Sam: TELL ME DA SHIP OR I TURN INTO TIGER AND RIP YOUR HEAD OFF!

Percy: O.O

Frank: ?GOT DA EYE OF A TIGER!?

Hazel: ?A FIGHTER!?

Leo: ?LOUDER THAN A LION!?

Percy: ?COZ IMA CHAMPION! ?

Jason: ?AND YOURE GONNA HEAR ME ROOOOAAAAR!?

Sam: omfg.

Tyson: I don't get it. :|

Hercules: UR ALL SO STUPID!

Percy: SONG CHANGE, HIT IT SAM!

Sam: ?DONT U EVA SAY I WALKED AWAY I WILL ALWAYS WANT YOU! ?ᅡᅠ

Frank : ?CAME IN LIKE A WREEEAAAKING BAAAALL! ?ᅡᅠ

Leo: EVERONE TWERKING TIME!

Hazel: ...

Tyson: ...

Jason: ...

Hercules: :3

Frank: LEO U RUINED IT!

Leo: BAHAHAHAAHA!

Percy: -_-

Sam: hey Hercules wuu2?

Hercules: sitting in meh house watching something called UP by Pixar.

Percy: man dat film is depressing.

Jason: wait, you have a tv?

Hercules: I DO WHAT I WANT!

Frank: true

Tyson: IM GOING TO GET SOME POPTARTS.

Sam: gonna visit Harculas.

Hercules: bring cookies.

Sam: k

[ Sam has left the chat ]

[ Hercules has left the chat ]

Percy: ...

Hazel: ...

Leo: so... What should be their ship name?

Jason: SAMLES!

Hazel: SAMANLES!

Tyson: HEMANTHA!

Frank: SAMULAS!

Hazel: I like SAMANLES.

Tyson: I prefer hemantha.

Hazel: OH IT IS ON!

Tyson: BRING IT!

[ Tyson has left the chat ]

[ Hazel has left the chat ]

Leo: hey wanna go grab a camera and watch it in slow motion while eating popcorn?

Percy: ILL BRING DA SCOTCH!

[ everyone has left the chat ]

Hehehe had a little bit random song choice there:

Roar by Katy perry

and wrecking ball by miley Cyrus.

ok so the question marks on the songs were actually that music sign thingy. Please comment.