Hahaha! This part gets a bit perverted so don't mind it! There is a reason why people shouldn't give me soda or anything with sugar in it so, PREPARE FOR THE SUGAR HIGHNESS HAS TAKEN OVER!1 Though, the dogdeball-meets-forehead might have a part in it. Man, I'm a slow reactor. Oh well, ENJOY OR SATAN CLAUS WILL MAKE POO TO GOLD!(fear the retarded threat! Ha!)
Chapter Five-Wesker, Diapers, Chris in his 'Happy Place' and Deflowered Men
(Ada laughed evily while she whipped her grandparents as Aku shouted (Catholics! Cover thou's ears!) "SATAN AND DE ANTI-JESUS WILL EAT US ALL WITH POOP!" to old catholic grandparents. Krauser, Ramon and Saddler had stripped each other of thier clothes and ran around naked screaming the Teletubies and the Boobas' theme songs while getting chased by the Police. Jack Sparrow was being chased around by Ayaa while an edition of 'Cops' was being filmed and they were caught on tape and chased by them. Norrec just drank some vodka and smiled at Aku with a lusty air while Wesker noticed that they had their attetion on him and thier activity.)
Norrec: "Wesker, why the hell are you in a diaper...?"
Wesker: "Uh...(in a macho voice)NONE OF YOUR DAMN(beep) BUSINESS!"
Aku: "The poor baby! Give 'em a bottle of milk!"
Norrec: "Why don't I give YOU something instead of milk(smirk)"
Wesker: "MOMMY! HE IS BEING A BAD BAD PERVERTED MAN!1"
Aku: "(blushes)We don't have any equipment nor we can't do it infront of people!"
Norrec: "So!"
Cop Show Cameraman: "Come back here you two!"
Ayaa+Jack: "You'll never catch us alive coppers!"
Alfred: "Is that you, Chris Redfield, brother of Claire who is right now participating in an group orgery(sp)!"
Chris: (in Fetal Position rocking back and forth) "i'm in my happy place, I'M IN MY HAPPY PLACE, I'm In My HaPpY pLaCe!"
Alexia: "Claire, Nayami, Leon and Luis! You're back and..."
Nayami, Leon, and Luis: (orgasmic smile) "Wow..."
Claire: "Wow...I didn't know they are that GOOD..."
Alexia: "Who was the best? Hmmmmm? You have to tell me, girlfriend!"
Chris: "F(CK MONKEYS, F(CK MONKEYS(x89fast)!"
Claire: "Nayami has uber godly licking and frenching ability(heart), Leon is a good f&cker, and Luis is gentle when he touches you."
Alexia: "Dammit! I'm the only virgin girl here!"
Ada: "I'm a virgin!"
Alexia: "Yeah right, slt."
Ada: "What did you call me, (beep)!"
Yuuchoru: "LET THE RETARDED 'YO-MOMMA'/BTCH SLAPPING CONTEST BEGIN FOR WHO IS THE VIRGIN AND WHO IS 'DA HO'!(ding ding ding)
(As Alexia and Ada were fighting, Ramon and Saddler would randomly come running in the background while Krauser had been arrested by the cops on the Cop show for...too many things to list...)
Aku: "Oh...I like big buts!...what?"
Everyone else: "WTF!?"
Yuuchoru: "At least she's off the Peanut Butter Jelly Time!"
Aku: takes grand o' big breathe "ITS PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME x3" dons Banana suit
Krauser: while running from cops "Shut the hell up you jew!"
Aku: "I'm not a Jew you fat-ass!"
Wesker: "F8ck, f8ckity, f8ck, f8ck, f8ck!"
Chris: "LEMONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BENANDIAJDKAJKAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PYRAMID HEAD IS EATING MY BUDENDA!!!!!!!!!1 T T"
Well thats all for now! Sorry I didn't update earlier cuz I got lazy...also, if this were to every get deleted, I will repost it back on in true story style, okies! P.S.-There will be random South Park jokes and skits and PLEASE, oh dear lord, give me some ideas cuz my mind is wrapped up on KH parodies, Silent Hill and stupid stuff and I can't think. Well, Hasta la vesta!!!!!!...baby.